Come for the school girls, stay for the war
March 25, 2013 2:12 AM Subscribe
Visit fascinating Vietnam. In 1961, a 16-page brochure was trying to lure American tourists to visit one the most stalwart members of the family of Free Nations, starting with the cleanest, most fascinating city in the Orient, Saigon. But what does Vietnam have to offer to US tourists? Girls of course! In Saigon, the doe-eyed shapely Vietnamese girls dressed in the most gracious way! In Dalat, the pretty Vietnamese hostesses with gowns split to the waist. In Hue, don't miss the Dong-Khanh school girl, whose hair hangs long and shining in a tail at least to her waist (the boatgirls of the Perfume River, on the other hand, are just often pretty). And when you've done sightseeing, you can kill wild and harmful beasts such as tigers, leopards, for a mere $22, and there is no tax for killing them!
This post was deleted for the following reason: Great link, but the misleading framing is a problem; please try again tomorrow? -- taz
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