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May 9, 2013 7:23 AM Subscribe
Evidently the internet is now 14 years old.
posted by HuronBob at 7:28 AM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by HuronBob at 7:28 AM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]
Or a groundbreaking scene in Blazing Saddles.
posted by The Whelk at 7:30 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 7:30 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]
windbreaking
posted by The Whelk at 7:30 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 7:30 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]
tee hee hee
posted by The Whelk at 7:30 AM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by The Whelk at 7:30 AM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]
The Onion is on Github.
Truly, we live in a golden age.
posted by schmod at 7:31 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]
Truly, we live in a golden age.
posted by schmod at 7:31 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]
The Onion is on Github.
That's also where their tech blog is hosted, which had an interesting post yesterday about How the Syrian Electronic Army Hacked The Onion.
posted by burnmp3s at 7:34 AM on May 9, 2013 [4 favorites]
That's also where their tech blog is hosted, which had an interesting post yesterday about How the Syrian Electronic Army Hacked The Onion.
posted by burnmp3s at 7:34 AM on May 9, 2013 [4 favorites]
When I was a kid we had to fart every 10 pages or so, we didn't have no fancy computer to do it for us.
</getoffofmylawn!>
posted by mazola at 7:45 AM on May 9, 2013 [3 favorites]
</getoffofmylawn!>
posted by mazola at 7:45 AM on May 9, 2013 [3 favorites]
When you want to combine your Robert Downey Jr and your fart humor.
posted by The Whelk at 7:59 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 7:59 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]
It would be awesome if this could somehow reduce webpage bloat.
posted by srboisvert at 8:43 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by srboisvert at 8:43 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]
wow, young Robert Downey Jr. is kind of unrecognizable.
posted by en forme de poire at 8:50 AM on May 9, 2013
posted by en forme de poire at 8:50 AM on May 9, 2013
(It gives me hope that I too can get way hotter as I age, despite a misspent youth)
back to the fart jokes tho
posted by en forme de poire at 8:53 AM on May 9, 2013
back to the fart jokes tho
posted by en forme de poire at 8:53 AM on May 9, 2013
I'm disappointed (or relieved). It sounds more like balloon noises than real farts.
posted by cosmic.osmo at 10:41 AM on May 9, 2013
posted by cosmic.osmo at 10:41 AM on May 9, 2013
Oh, pardon me, it's just that I overthought a huge plate of beans last night.
posted by benito.strauss at 10:42 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by benito.strauss at 10:42 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]
Tipping and Tooting - A comic about people who wait tables.
posted by homunculus at 10:47 AM on May 9, 2013
posted by homunculus at 10:47 AM on May 9, 2013
my ipad is not farting :(
It's OK, there's an app for that.
posted by Mcable at 1:33 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]
It's OK, there's an app for that.
posted by Mcable at 1:33 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]
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faaaart
posted by The Whelk at 7:25 AM on May 9, 2013