18. The real problem is that we keep all these wussy kids with their food allergies alive instead of letting them die off like nature intended.
19. You know who else suggested things like that?
“Rita [the aesthetician] do you have kids?” I ask breathlessly, before she goes to rip the next strip of wax.
“Yes, hon, two. Why?”
I weep quietly.
“Having them,” I sputter, “Better or worse than the pain of this?” I ask through clenched teeth.
She lets out a huge belly laugh.
“Oh hon, this is nothing compared to that,” she says, sloshing on more wax.
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