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August 21, 2013 6:53 AM   Subscribe

Monstergeddon is an annual, one-night tournament of monsters competing in various categories -- Best Kill, Most Unnecessary Collateral Damage, Sexiest Victim -- with the top prize being the coveted Killer Cup. The objective of the tournament is killing humans.
posted by Faint of Butt (23 comments total) 13 users marked this as a favorite

 
Wait the monsters get a travel forum and metafilter doesnt? NO FAIR.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:06 AM on August 21, 2013


omg Rituals vs Females in Monsterdom ahahahahahah gold
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:08 AM on August 21, 2013


Okay guys. I will have a talk with Dogballz via private message, but I’d like to remind everyone that we are no longer using the world “trolling” on the site. We’re calling it “agitating,” out of respect to the actual troll community.
posted by KokuRyu at 7:34 AM on August 21, 2013 [11 favorites]


sorry but none of us can buy accounts on this websight as we have spent all of our money on this extremely delicious éclair !
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 7:38 AM on August 21, 2013


Haha Howard the wolf man shoots the Slasher killer in 2012. This is impressively thorough and well done.
posted by DynamiteToast at 7:42 AM on August 21, 2013


Oh my goodness, the "Anyone Seen Indian Jones 4" thread is fucking fantastic.
posted by Greg Nog at 7:42 AM on August 21, 2013 [1 favorite]


I liked most of this except the 2012 Results thread. Horde was robbed. As Horde is not from this planet your bylaws perplexed Horde. Horde dominated the competition and all trophies should be awarded to Horde.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 8:25 AM on August 21, 2013 [1 favorite]


Oh, great, here we go again.
posted by eriko at 8:33 AM on August 21, 2013


I liked most of this except the 2012 Results thread. Horde was robbed. As Horde is not from this planet your bylaws perplexed Horde. Horde dominated the competition and all trophies should be awarded to Horde.
posted by eriko at 8:33 AM on August 21, 2013 [5 favorites]


I liked most of this except the 2012 Results thread. Horde was robbed. As Horde is not from this planet your bylaws perplexed Horde. Horde dominated the competition and all trophies should be awarded to Horde.

We've discussed the rules about having only one forum account, Horde. Don't make me shut this down.
posted by Lemurrhea at 8:34 AM on August 21, 2013 [1 favorite]


I don't fully know what this is, and yet I'm laughing my ass off.
posted by jimmythefish at 8:43 AM on August 21, 2013 [1 favorite]


This seems like a lot of work. Hilarious work.
posted by GuyZero at 9:14 AM on August 21, 2013 [1 favorite]


ok, holy shit, this is a pitch-perfect replay of every forum argument ever. Plus monsters.
posted by GuyZero at 9:22 AM on August 21, 2013 [4 favorites]


But most monsters who disagree with her don't seem to be reacting in a particularly intellectual way. Just kneejerk insecurity, My brain came from the corpse of a huge misogynist. So I know the mindset well.
posted by louche mustachio at 9:23 AM on August 21, 2013


I liked most of this except the 2012 Results thread. Horde was robbed. As Horde is not from this planet your bylaws perplexed Horde. Horde dominated the competition and all trophies should be awarded to Horde.
posted by louche mustachio at 9:53 AM on August 21, 2013 [3 favorites]


It is a brilliant satire of those cliquish little specialty forums.

Also, I liked most of this except the 2012 Results thread. Horde was robbed. As Horde is not from this planet your bylaws perplexed Horde. Horde dominated the competition and all trophies should be awarded to Horde.
posted by Samizdata at 10:29 AM on August 21, 2013 [1 favorite]


perplexed, schmerplexed; if Horde can master interplanetary travel then Horde should be able to read and comprehend a simple rulebook

hell there aren't even that many rules it's more of a rule pamphlet
posted by ook at 10:47 AM on August 21, 2013


I am now imagining all the mods as MG SUPPORT ROBOT MONSTER
posted by The Whelk at 10:55 AM on August 21, 2013 [2 favorites]


Hey great comments guys! Also, I liked most of this except the 2012 Results thread. Horde was robbed. As Horde is not from this planet your bylaws perplexed Horde. Horde dominated the competition and all trophies should be awarded to Horde.
posted by Meatbomb at 11:30 AM on August 21, 2013 [3 favorites]


metafilter: God I wish we could ban the sewer mutants.
posted by hap_hazard at 5:38 PM on August 21, 2013 [2 favorites]


PurrrFect's avatar is Animala from The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, and that is infinitely awesome.
posted by FatherDagon at 6:26 PM on August 21, 2013 [2 favorites]


PurrrFect's avatar is Animala from The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, and that is infinitely awesome.

Rowr.
posted by gamera at 10:40 PM on August 21, 2013


Very charming. I also like Worm Miller's Golan the Insatiable posts. He is a fine poster! We will allow him to live.
posted by lucien_reeve at 7:24 AM on August 22, 2013


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