April 16, 2000

12:08 PM

Now you too can play in the locker room like a big-leage ball player! Just revealed: the Seattle Mariners secret penis tricks.
posted by endquote (2 comments total)

oh my! I think some of those must be trademarked.
posted by bvanveen at 1:54 PM on April 16, 2000

Best link ever.
posted by sudama at 2:02 PM on August 29, 2001