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I love this. -11C here. So chill, much sun, wow sky is clear.
posted by arcticseal at 10:19 AM on January 27 [2 favorites]


"Much moderate"
posted by Wolfdog at 10:21 AM on January 27 [5 favorites]


wow moderate rain is exactly right
posted by The Whelk at 10:21 AM on January 27


So, a couple months back I was pretty sure the doge meme was just about the stupidest thing in the history of ever (even going so far as to make this to shame my coworker), but now I'm pretty sure that Doge Weather is the most amazing thing that has ever happened, so I'm all confused.

This must be what Stockholm syndrome is like.
posted by phunniemee at 10:21 AM on January 27 [35 favorites]


Mine just says "so cold." "So cold." "So cold." "So cold." "So cold." "Wow."
posted by like_a_friend at 10:22 AM on January 27 [30 favorites]


too cold to doge
posted by The Whelk at 10:23 AM on January 27 [4 favorites]


"so cold." "So cold." "So cold." "So cold." "So cold." "Wow."

I need to find a way to make my macbook say that whenever it goes into sleep mode.
posted by Ratio at 10:24 AM on January 27 [13 favorites]


Tired meme. Doge sent play on farm.
posted by planetesimal at 10:24 AM on January 27 [3 favorites]


Here in Chicago we're getting "such freeze" and "very popsicle" which I think is accurate.
posted by phunniemee at 10:24 AM on January 27 [11 favorites]


such wet   much raindrop
posted by jeffburdges at 10:25 AM on January 27


Tired meme. Doge sent play on farm.

Such lolcat. Much huge manatee. Very Spengebab.
posted by Going To Maine at 10:27 AM on January 27 [8 favorites]


Toronto: "wow light snow" "very snow" "much powder" "such not OK"

"Such not OK" does summarize my brief (10-15 minute) walk this morning.
posted by erlking at 10:27 AM on January 27 [17 favorites]


Such gloomy. Very depress.

Well jeez doge same to frickin you.
posted by Mizu at 10:28 AM on January 27 [2 favorites]


It's foggy here, so mine says "so creepy" and he's holding a flashlight.
posted by naju at 10:31 AM on January 27 [20 favorites]


I don't know the meme, but I like that dog's face.
It's a good face.
And much more trustworthy than Al Roker's.
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:31 AM on January 27 [3 favorites]


How is -17 such ok.
posted by bleep at 10:34 AM on January 27 [5 favorites]


Wow light rain. Much soak. So chilly. Very almost freezing.
posted by Akhu at 10:35 AM on January 27


"such yuck" "so gloomy" "such yuck" "so gloomy"

nailed it.
posted by colbeagle at 10:36 AM on January 27 [1 favorite]


such shiver. It's like doge is in my brain!
posted by sldownard at 10:37 AM on January 27


1. Dog is spelled, well... Dog.... (not Doge)
2. Dogs do not have thumbs and can not hold a flashlight
3. Here's a REAL winter Dog. (we had just walked 2 miles in -10 wind chill)
posted by HuronBob at 10:37 AM on January 27 [2 favorites]


Moderate rain. 44 degrees F.

Much shower. So brrrr. So wow.
posted by Seymour Zamboni at 10:38 AM on January 27




It is -7 there is no light rain! It even says "so icy" and "much not ok" (that is the best weather description ever). I don't know where it is getting the weather from.
posted by jeather at 10:39 AM on January 27


I hope somebody from Minnesota chimes in. If I get "so brrrr" at 44 degrees F, I need to know what the little fella says at -10 F.
posted by Seymour Zamboni at 10:40 AM on January 27


so wow. so moderate. so moderate. so moderate. so moderate. so wow.

local dogeweather needs a Fonzie-style system reset.
posted by ardgedee at 10:40 AM on January 27


I was expecting something more along the lines of this.
posted by IndigoJones at 10:41 AM on January 27 [2 favorites]


"wow light rain. very almost freezing."

I dunno, doge, that's not really worth waxing hyperbolic.
posted by Metroid Baby at 10:42 AM on January 27


wow mist so creepy
posted by rtha at 10:45 AM on January 27


so brrrrrr
posted by Sequence at 10:46 AM on January 27


This is why I tunnel my experience of weather through a vpn to a proxy server in a nicer climate.
posted by srboisvert at 10:47 AM on January 27 [11 favorites]


Helloooooooo new default webpage for all of my students' computers

I am going to be in so much trouble for this

But I will also become the most amazing computer teacher ever
posted by These Birds of a Feather at 10:49 AM on January 27 [24 favorites]


It's certainly friendlier than THE FUCKING WEATHER.
posted by Pope Guilty at 10:52 AM on January 27 [4 favorites]


I don't know where it is getting the weather from.

weather.php gets your location from ip-api.com, and feeds it to openweathermap.org. It then generates the page based on the temperature and condition icon.
posted by zamboni at 10:53 AM on January 27 [5 favorites]


Just for reference: 62 degrees Fahrenheit and sunny, at the end of January, only rates "so okay". I want "such lucky bastard".
posted by LionIndex at 10:53 AM on January 27 [1 favorite]


such lovely

That's right! It is lovely outside (14C/56F)! Who's a good doge? IT'S YOU!

Of course, Georgia is slated to receive it's annual dusting of snow tomorrow, so I expect tomorrow's Weather Doge to be "wow such whiplash."
posted by Panjandrum at 10:54 AM on January 27 [1 favorite]


I don't know the meme, but I like that dog's face.
It's a good face.
And much more trustworthy than Al Roker's.


I'll betcha the doge wouldn't have pooped himself in the White House either.
posted by Strange Interlude at 10:55 AM on January 27 [3 favorites]


Ok, openweathermap, you suck.
posted by jeather at 10:55 AM on January 27 [2 favorites]


Such god. Very christian.
posted by infini at 10:58 AM on January 27 [1 favorite]


Light rain? More like heavy blowing snow. And the whole "much brrr" thing over -7C? This is the end of January, we just came out of a week solid of -20. This is practically a tropical vacation. Thanks for nothing, Doge.
posted by metameat at 11:01 AM on January 27


It got the weather wrong. Bad dog!
posted by codacorolla at 11:01 AM on January 27 [1 favorite]


is there a way for doge to know where I am? I am not in South Bend so cloud such cold very popsicle...
posted by janey47 at 11:04 AM on January 27


Yeah, stupid doge thinks I'm in Sun Valley. Sun Valley is in the SAN FERNANDO VALLEY! How dare he! I live in LA itself! Such dumb. So doge.
posted by Justinian at 11:10 AM on January 27 [1 favorite]


I hope somebody from Minnesota chimes in. If I get "so brrrr" at 44 degrees F, I need to know what the little fella says at -10 F.

He's wearing a pair of sunglasses and saying "wow sky is clear" "very lovely" "much yuck"

I think Minnesota broke weather doge.
posted by Demogorgon at 11:12 AM on January 27 [3 favorites]


I love much Doge but can anyone confirm that I have the pronunciation correct? Can it please be 'dogue,' as in rhymes with 'rogue'?
posted by colie at 11:12 AM on January 27 [1 favorite]


Much geolocation. Such VPN. So not override. Very cry.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:12 AM on January 27 [7 favorites]


I hope somebody from Minnesota chimes in. If I get "so brrrr" at 44 degrees F, I need to know what the little fella says at -10 F.

St. Paul, MN reporting in.

"wow sky is clear
wow
so wonderful
so wonderful
so wonderful
much ice"

...which to me sounds like Weather Doge's last delirious thoughts as he succumbs to hypothermia.
posted by castlebravo at 11:14 AM on January 27 [33 favorites]


If you look at the source code commit comments on the github repository, many of them are something like "such commit". Some of the variables have names such as "suchtemp" and "very".
posted by matildaben at 11:14 AM on January 27 [8 favorites]


SETTLE ALL PRONUNCIATION QUESTIONS

doge doge doge doge doge doge doge doge

wow
posted by The Whelk at 11:14 AM on January 27 [6 favorites]


I love much Doge but can anyone confirm that I have the pronunciation correct? Can it please be 'dogue,' as in rhymes with 'rogue'?

Oh, I thought it was Doge like the Italian nobility as in "the Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!" No? That is not right?
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 11:14 AM on January 27 [4 favorites]


Dohzh.
posted by Pope Guilty at 11:15 AM on January 27


Very chill. So icy. (18 F)

"Such not OK" does summarize my brief (10-15 minute) walk this morning.

Also my response when I looked out the window this morning and realized that the snow plow guy had neglected to, you know, plow.
posted by thomas j wise at 11:17 AM on January 27 [1 favorite]


He's wearing a pair of sunglasses and saying "wow sky is clear" "very lovely" "much yuck"

I think Minnesota broke weather doge.


Checking this on my phone, where weather doge identifies me as being in Scotsdale, AZ, and it is both "such sweltering" and "very ambient" there. I don't think it takes much to break weather doge.
posted by filthy light thief at 11:20 AM on January 27


SETTLE ALL PRONUNCIATION QUESTIONS yt

Nyan doge
posted by Going To Maine at 11:21 AM on January 27 [2 favorites]


Can someone tell me what is doge, and when it's going away?
posted by slogger at 11:23 AM on January 27 [3 favorites]


too cold to doge

You just need a dogesleigh.
posted by GenjiandProust at 11:23 AM on January 27 [1 favorite]


Much geolocation. Such VPN. So not override. Very cry.

Substitute rage for cry, and me too. Seriously, isn't this (in general, I mean, not just this) a total annoyance for a lot more people than just me? I work for a big corporation, but I'm in a field office. I'm NOT IN THE MIDWEST GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
posted by peep at 11:23 AM on January 27



Can someone tell me what is doge, and when it's going away?

sorry A Dodge Is Forever.
posted by The Whelk at 11:27 AM on January 27


I love much Doge but can anyone confirm that I have the pronunciation correct? Can it please be 'dogue,' as in rhymes with 'rogue'?

Pronouncing it this way marks you as one of the Elect. You will find yourself in paradise while the rest of humanity burns in the lake of fire for all eternity.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 11:27 AM on January 27 [5 favorites]


Meta (sort of)
posted by Going To Maine at 11:28 AM on January 27


What weatherdoge thinks is happening.

What is actually happening.

Ah well.


Yeah, he's pretty confused (in the same way) about what is happening in Santa Monica as well.
posted by sideshow at 11:31 AM on January 27


So much grar in this thread over the weather being inaccurate. People. You are getting your weather from a dog that is a meme. Or a meme that is a dog.

If you expect accuracy in this context, you need to re-examine your priorities.
posted by adamrice at 11:35 AM on January 27 [18 favorites]


I must say, this Shiba Inu-based weather service isn't particularly accurate.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 11:35 AM on January 27 [5 favorites]


Mine is scattered clouds and it's just the eyes and the nose in a fluffy cloud saying "so scattered" like 5 times and halp that face that little face I'm dying here.
posted by zombieflanders at 11:36 AM on January 27 [4 favorites]


Pronouncing it this way marks you as one of the Elect.

Wow, memes never normally work out this well for me. Love that Doge.
posted by colie at 11:37 AM on January 27 [1 favorite]


Could use more text options, but I love all things Doge. Wow
posted by Windopaene at 11:39 AM on January 27


Mine just says "so cold." "So cold." "So cold." "So cold." "So cold." "Wow."

Yeah, mine mostly just keeps saying "such brisk" and "much brisk" over and over. Doge needs to work on expanding his/her vocabulary.
posted by fuse theorem at 11:40 AM on January 27


Apparently it's meant to be such creepy and so spooky here (Emeryville CA, though it's picking my location as Piedmont). It seems fine outside...
posted by divabat at 11:45 AM on January 27 [1 favorite]


Re THE FUCKING WEATHER:

IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS 5 C "ALL RIGHT"
posted by divabat at 11:47 AM on January 27


The link at the bottom right that lets you send a tip via dogecoins is the cherry on top.
posted by Elementary Penguin at 11:51 AM on January 27


much gloomy
so boring


Yeah, well, that's the Pacific NW for ya.
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:53 AM on January 27


Mine says "very low visibility". Such grammar.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 11:58 AM on January 27 [5 favorites]


So shower
Much slippery
Very concern

Aw, this was unexpectedly sweet.
posted by blue suede stockings at 12:04 PM on January 27 [4 favorites]


such freeze
SO SHIVER


ok that's better. much improve. wow, so better.

This morning sunrise over Lake Michigan was very pretty and i was like wow such colors, much inspire, many poetic,
posted by bleep at 12:08 PM on January 27 [2 favorites]


Wow mist such whatever. Yep, that's NorCal today. Especially the whatever.
posted by davejay at 12:24 PM on January 27 [1 favorite]


IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS 5 C "ALL RIGHT"

The universe where we've had highs of -10 C for a fucking week. It's 44 F here today and I nearly wore shorts.
posted by maryr at 12:25 PM on January 27 [6 favorites]


wow
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 12:35 PM on January 27


"So raindrop. Very uh oh."

STILL LUV DOGE.
posted by pineappleheart at 12:36 PM on January 27 [3 favorites]


As of sometime between now and a few hours ago, WebSense started blocking this page. So if you're at work and can't see it, try again when you get home.
posted by matildaben at 12:48 PM on January 27


Potentially Damaging Content. Sites in this category may pose a security threat to network resources or private information, and are blocked by your organization.


wow

such security

so corporate
posted by bumpkin at 12:55 PM on January 27 [5 favorites]


Only noticed this now: apparently inspired by Drake Weather, so if you prefer rappers, Degrassi, or geese to Shiba Inus...
posted by Going To Maine at 1:04 PM on January 27


This one must be for lightning?
posted by oulipian at 1:12 PM on January 27 [2 favorites]


Inside a broken clock, splashing the wine with all the rain doges
posted by Going To Maine at 1:21 PM on January 27 [2 favorites]


It doesn't understand that it's daytime here in Australia: it has a background of night, and it's telling me that the sky is clear. Of course the sky is b****y clear: it's hot enough to fry a dingo's balls and it's only 8 AM!
posted by Joe in Australia at 1:22 PM on January 27


"wow broken clouds. such boring. very almost freezing. such coat."

I've been conflicted about shibes because I hate memes but really, really love dogs and pictures of dogs. This has pushed me over the edge: you're alright, doge.
posted by carbide at 1:24 PM on January 27


it's hot enough to fry a dingo's balls...!

Is this a common expression in Australia?

Please be a common expression in Australia
posted by Tevin at 1:28 PM on January 27 [2 favorites]


very suck
very suck
very suck

(the wind chill here is -22)
posted by desjardins at 1:29 PM on January 27 [1 favorite]


That blows.
posted by maryr at 1:45 PM on January 27 [3 favorites]


such shiver.
posted by rmless at 1:45 PM on January 27 [1 favorite]


"Such not OK" does summarize my brief (10-15 minute) walk this morning.

Toronto wasn't too bad this morning or last night -- I had my hat on but not my gloves -- but an evil north wind made itself known ca. 1 PM, so I am now locked in my house, taking soup intravenously.
posted by maudlin at 1:52 PM on January 27


Nope, I still can't love the Doge meme. Sorry.

Also it thinks I'm in Cahokia, Illinois for some reason. That's about 40 minutes west of here, on the wrong side of St. Louis. Most weather sites recognize about a dozen locations between here and there.
posted by Foosnark at 2:07 PM on January 27


The very fluffy dog with the sunglasses claiming that the clear sky is "much lovely" has the advantage of many generations of evolution resulting in a much lovely undercoat and doesn't seem to mind the 11 degree temperatures. I vote we shave him and see how much lovely he thinks it is then.
posted by imaluma at 2:44 PM on January 27


This must be what Stockholm syndrome is like.

No, it's not this cold in Stockholm.
posted by eriko at 2:51 PM on January 27 [4 favorites]


-18C -1F here in Chicago, and I'm getting "so climate change".
posted by Evilspork at 3:03 PM on January 27 [5 favorites]


Yep, in Michigan it's -15C/4F, and i'm getting "so climate change so wow so popsicle"

IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS 5 C "ALL RIGHT"

oh go to hell.

i mean only because it's probably still warmish there...
posted by mdn at 3:08 PM on January 27


Yeah, in Northern Ontario (Timmins) where it's -22C/-7 (with a wind chill dropping that to about -40), I get a mix of "so climate change" and "very ice".

I would indeed agree with that assessment. Very ice.
posted by Lemurrhea at 3:41 PM on January 27 [1 favorite]


here, 21C 59F and 'broken clouds' gets repetitive "such boring" messages. such perfect.
posted by oneswellfoop at 4:22 PM on January 27


My dogeweather shows the location as the nearby town to York, whose name has always charmed and amused me anyway. But especially funny now that there's wow such creepy in Nether Poppleton.
posted by iamkimiam at 4:58 PM on January 27 [2 favorites]


Crisp is a good word in January.
posted by NaniP at 5:04 PM on January 27


wow. so yuck. very climate change. very popsicle. -23C, scattered clouds.
posted by Makwa at 5:10 PM on January 27


Evilspork, same here! much star, very amaze, such climate change. so wow.
posted by sldownard at 5:20 PM on January 27


Well I'm originally from the Equator - there's a reason I didn't move to the East Coast.
posted by divabat at 5:55 PM on January 27


Humph, apparently Doge thinks I am in a city about 100 km further south (and 1 degree warmer) than where I really am. Still:

very numb
so frost
so boring wow so boring so boring so boring
much icy
so wow


Yes, it is remarkably accurate in all other ways.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 5:58 PM on January 27


so burrr
very stars
posted by inertia at 6:00 PM on January 27


apparently moraga is "so whatever".
posted by divabat at 6:19 PM on January 27


OMG, my shibe is now wearing a nightcap. *_*
posted by maryr at 6:25 PM on January 27 [1 favorite]


Wellp. It's daytime for doge now, and he's wearing sunnies. "wow sky is clear. much global warming. so wow. very bake."
posted by Joe in Australia at 7:42 PM on January 27


very clear
such climate change
so wonderful
much cold
so wonderful
(it's -15C)
posted by emeiji at 7:47 PM on January 27


Much popsicle, indeed. Very lovely, MY ASS.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 9:36 PM on January 27


wow sky is clear
such sky
much sky
such clear
so sky
so mild
so wow
very weather
much medium 17C
ARE

dog with shades
thanks for this very apt description.
posted by claptrap at 2:03 AM on January 28


Wow. Such nightcup. So lovely. So fashion.
posted by Joe in Australia at 2:31 AM on January 28 [1 favorite]


Huh. Shibe keeps changing where it thinks I am. Interesting.
posted by maryr at 11:09 AM on January 28


Huh. Shibe keeps changing where it thinks I am. Interesting.

It's as if he were reading a map the same way he thinks thoughts!

wow
many chicago
so oak park
very cicero
such greater metropolitan area
posted by phunniemee at 11:34 AM on January 28


such malden.
many camebridge.
oh! bosston?
summervilles.
posted by maryr at 1:08 PM on January 28




so raindrops
such brrr


Right again.

is it wrong that I'm now using this as my daily weather site? a shibe in a raincoat makes the drizzle more bearable somehow
posted by billiebee at 2:58 AM on January 29


The true miracle of dogeweather is that it encompasses the dichotomy of weather that is beautiful to see but incomfortable to be in in so few words. "Such freeze. So lovely" indeed.
posted by Going To Maine at 5:58 AM on January 29


Today the shibe can only get my location as accurately as "Massachusetts". You're slipping, doge.
posted by maryr at 8:00 AM on January 29


so uh-oh
such scattered
such scattered
wow scattered clouds
so uh-oh

We're under a weather advisory right now; maybe that is the "uh-oh"?
posted by salix at 9:01 PM on January 30


It's not that smart- "Uh oh" is one of the descriptors for >0 and ≤10.
posted by zamboni at 6:50 AM on January 31 [1 favorite]


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