ATTENTION HUMAN MALES
March 13, 2014 11:18 AM Subscribe
Stacey Nightmare is a completely normal human woman who vines under the name Stacey Nightmare for no reason at all. She enjoys fitness and music. She has a pet spider named Gretchen. She lives in Brooklyn. [[Everything nsfw]]
She's on Vine now, huh? I used to follow her on Twitter, what seems like forever ago. She always managed to put things right on the edge of uncomfortable, while often being very funny.
posted by jbickers at 11:20 AM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by jbickers at 11:20 AM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
Some might argue that the edge was the invention of Vine and her participation in it is a car making a Thelma and Louise type dive over the Chasm of Uncomfortable onto the wide plateau of Holy Shit WTF.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:22 AM on March 13, 2014 [7 favorites]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:22 AM on March 13, 2014 [7 favorites]
Well this wasn't "nsfw" in the way I hoped. Seems pretty French Canadian but I watched with the audio off.
posted by Napierzaza at 11:38 AM on March 13, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by Napierzaza at 11:38 AM on March 13, 2014 [2 favorites]
I bet that somewhere, some college student has written or will write a paper that starts with satyrs and ends with Stacey Nightmare, visiting the Chicken Lady and Old Gregg along the way. That or a paper positioning the stock character of the sexually inappropriate half-animal nightmare being as the new Pierrot.
posted by jason_steakums at 11:50 AM on March 13, 2014 [15 favorites]
posted by jason_steakums at 11:50 AM on March 13, 2014 [15 favorites]
Can't tell if that Twitter feed is a parody of adolescent male humor. Either way, laughing at me or with me, I approve.
posted by echocollate at 11:56 AM on March 13, 2014
posted by echocollate at 11:56 AM on March 13, 2014
I'm hungry, aroused and terrified. So, nothing new.
posted by orme at 12:17 PM on March 13, 2014 [11 favorites]
posted by orme at 12:17 PM on March 13, 2014 [11 favorites]
This will be the first thing I send to my friends who tell me Brooklyn is the place to be.
posted by ReeMonster at 12:25 PM on March 13, 2014
posted by ReeMonster at 12:25 PM on March 13, 2014
yay! uggs for spiders! I think I was pretty much like this for 4-5 years as a teenage boy. Only not as amusing.
posted by aesop at 12:54 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by aesop at 12:54 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
Ok, that was offputting. I'm curious what other people find funny about her, though. What's the deal?
posted by Omnomnom at 2:24 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Omnomnom at 2:24 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
I'm curious what other people find funny about her, though
it's sarah palin's evil twin sister
posted by pyramid termite at 4:46 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
it's sarah palin's evil twin sister
posted by pyramid termite at 4:46 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
Didn't kids in the hall do this shtick with Chicken Lady?
posted by clvrmnky at 5:41 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by clvrmnky at 5:41 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
I thought Sarah Palin was the evil twin sister.
posted by me & my monkey at 6:23 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by me & my monkey at 6:23 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
Uh, prop comedy comes to Vine, I guess?
posted by Halloween Jack at 6:39 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Halloween Jack at 6:39 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
So fantastic. It's the perfect combination of ridiculously weird and darkly funny. Thanks, Potomac Avenue. Wow. Just, thanks.
posted by heyho at 8:42 PM on March 13, 2014
posted by heyho at 8:42 PM on March 13, 2014
So I guess I'm an old. I couldn't figure out how to get sound. Maybe my laptop is just an old. Probably only works on android tablets. Regardless... a sad day.
posted by team lowkey at 1:18 AM on March 14, 2014
posted by team lowkey at 1:18 AM on March 14, 2014
Team Lowkey you gotta click the red X in the top left corner of the Vine to get sound!
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:32 AM on March 14, 2014
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:32 AM on March 14, 2014
Why is Vine only videos of screaming now
posted by rubadub at 8:02 AM on March 14, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by rubadub at 8:02 AM on March 14, 2014 [1 favorite]
Why is everything
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:28 AM on March 14, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:28 AM on March 14, 2014 [2 favorites]
very rarely do i get the chance to freak out in terror and laugh uncontrollably at the same time.
posted by lodurr at 12:59 PM on March 14, 2014
posted by lodurr at 12:59 PM on March 14, 2014
also, no matter how many i watch i can't stop seeing those as her real eyes.
posted by lodurr at 1:03 PM on March 14, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by lodurr at 1:03 PM on March 14, 2014 [1 favorite]
I'm hungry, aroused and terrified. Stay out of my freezer.
posted by tilde at 6:01 PM on March 14, 2014
posted by tilde at 6:01 PM on March 14, 2014
This is the first time I've actually understood and enjoyed vine
THE FUTURE IS HERE
posted by Frobenius Twist at 5:54 PM on March 16, 2014 [1 favorite]
THE FUTURE IS HERE
posted by Frobenius Twist at 5:54 PM on March 16, 2014 [1 favorite]
This made you understand Vine?
Dude, if this made me "understand" anything, I'd question my sanity.
Not complaining, mind you.
posted by lodurr at 11:50 AM on March 17, 2014
Dude, if this made me "understand" anything, I'd question my sanity.
Not complaining, mind you.
posted by lodurr at 11:50 AM on March 17, 2014
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