On the one hand my kid and I fight constantly because he needs to not moon people but won't pull up his goddamn pants or let me do it. On the other hand he tells me to call him "sensei" when he teaches me Minecraft.
A couple Christmasses ago all my siblings and inlaws were totally freaked out when my toddler bit his tongue, came over and demanded "MOMMY KISS IT" and stuck out his tongue and I did.
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