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Only the Lonely: Realistic Kissing Simulator
July 10, 2014 5:05 PM   Subscribe

Realistic kissing simulator.

A two (or *sob* one) player game by Jimmy Andrews and Loren Schmidt. Hold the buttons (A Z UP DOWN) to start!

(For keyboards where A+Z is uncomfortable, you can alternatively use S+X)
posted by item (13 comments total) 7 users marked this as a favorite

 
Huh, I guess this has been making the rounds, as there's a walkthrough video with over eight million views.
posted by item at 5:12 PM on July 10


Man is that super realistic it was like watching a romantic comedy with Vince Vaughn! It even looked like him!
posted by winna at 5:13 PM on July 10


Ah, Gene Simmons Simulator 2014 at last.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 5:16 PM on July 10 [1 favorite]


Wow, the amount of eyeball-poking and nostril-entering was surprisingly accurate.
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 5:19 PM on July 10 [1 favorite]


When I tongue my girlfriend's eye in real life she doesn't automatically squeeze it shut so I'm going to have to call this pretty unrealistic.
posted by orme at 5:22 PM on July 10 [2 favorites]


When I tongue my girlfriend's eye in real life she doesn't automatically squeeze it shut

Ah, young love!
posted by evidenceofabsence at 5:36 PM on July 10 [4 favorites]


I was already going to make my boyfriend play Groin Gravitators with me when he comes over tomorrow. Now I have TWO couples games to force him to play!
posted by egypturnash at 7:18 PM on July 10


This game does for kissing what QWOP does for running: make me recoil in horror and die a little inside.
posted by moss at 8:44 PM on July 10 [4 favorites]


This game does for kissing what QWOP does for running:

makes for a glorious cosplay opportunity?
posted by elizardbits at 8:56 PM on July 10 [2 favorites]


It needs a interface so it can use This as a controller.
"Though I walk through the uncanny valley, I shall fear no romantic overtures"
posted by boilermonster at 11:52 PM on July 10 [1 favorite]


Or if Cute is more your thing.
posted by boilermonster at 11:55 PM on July 10 [1 favorite]


thanks, metafilter, for justifying my ever-increasing asexuality
posted by NoraReed at 12:00 AM on July 11 [2 favorites]


Or if Cute is more your thing.

It has three modes: Smooch, French, and Bomb Cambodia.
posted by condour75 at 5:05 AM on July 11 [3 favorites]


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