“I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations...”
November 23, 2014 5:29 AM Subscribe
I'd have done the same if I was a rock monster.
posted by arcticseal at 6:01 AM on November 23, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by arcticseal at 6:01 AM on November 23, 2014 [1 favorite]
Whoa, prejudiced much?! The creature was certainly made of rock, but clearly not a monster. How about you mammals have some goddamn sensitivity for other forms of life?!
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 6:37 AM on November 23, 2014 [7 favorites]
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 6:37 AM on November 23, 2014 [7 favorites]
How about you mammals have some goddamn sensitivity for other forms of life?!
I will, just as soon as they stop being MONSTERS.
posted by curious nu at 7:10 AM on November 23, 2014
I will, just as soon as they stop being MONSTERS.
posted by curious nu at 7:10 AM on November 23, 2014
animated grief porn (I've been weeping uncontrollably all morning for all those brave patriots crushed in the line of duty). Thanks a lot.
posted by Chrischris at 7:28 AM on November 23, 2014
posted by Chrischris at 7:28 AM on November 23, 2014
ROCK UND ROLL!
posted by clvrmnky at 7:39 AM on November 23, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by clvrmnky at 7:39 AM on November 23, 2014 [1 favorite]
I will, just as soon as they stop being MONSTERS.
What the hell are you talking about, you lousy rockist?! Dude was clearly an artist, busy working in his studio. Then that fucking asshole gravity stole a piece of his building material and threw it at the city. Our rock dude acted like a goddamn hero and tried to save the city and what does its citizens do? Act just like white cop confronting someone with brown skin, be it flesh or rock, and just starts shooting.
Now we got apologists like you, coming outta the woodwork (what, afraid to live among rocks?!) to name call. Makes me so sick, I'm gonna go set something on fire.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:57 AM on November 23, 2014
What the hell are you talking about, you lousy rockist?! Dude was clearly an artist, busy working in his studio. Then that fucking asshole gravity stole a piece of his building material and threw it at the city. Our rock dude acted like a goddamn hero and tried to save the city and what does its citizens do? Act just like white cop confronting someone with brown skin, be it flesh or rock, and just starts shooting.
Now we got apologists like you, coming outta the woodwork (what, afraid to live among rocks?!) to name call. Makes me so sick, I'm gonna go set something on fire.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:57 AM on November 23, 2014
The face at 55 seconds.
posted by benito.strauss at 9:05 AM on November 23, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by benito.strauss at 9:05 AM on November 23, 2014 [1 favorite]
I may share Dr. Tolkien's dislike of allegory but on the other hand, I love wordplay as in the title of this. Excellently done, thanks for the link.
posted by seyirci at 12:17 PM on November 23, 2014
posted by seyirci at 12:17 PM on November 23, 2014
Rock On, Dude!
posted by oneswellfoop at 12:45 PM on November 23, 2014
posted by oneswellfoop at 12:45 PM on November 23, 2014
I saw this posted elsewhere with the title "What It Feels Like To Be The Mod Of A High-Volume Forum."
posted by Harvey Kilobit at 1:17 PM on November 23, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Harvey Kilobit at 1:17 PM on November 23, 2014 [1 favorite]
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posted by YAMWAK at 5:46 AM on November 23, 2014