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MY IDEAL WORLD
posted by Kitteh at 8:55 AM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Kitteh at 8:55 AM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
I really appreciate that you don't need to speak the language to get most of these. Cat humor is universal!
posted by lunasol at 9:19 AM on July 3, 2015
posted by lunasol at 9:19 AM on July 3, 2015
It's like a " you write the caption" contest made especially for Metafilter!
Here's the story...of a cat named snuggles...he had 3 kittens living on his own...
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 9:33 AM on July 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
Here's the story...of a cat named snuggles...he had 3 kittens living on his own...
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 9:33 AM on July 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
It's like I opened a copy of The New Yorker after having a stroke!
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 10:09 AM on July 3, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 10:09 AM on July 3, 2015 [4 favorites]
The dog is cultured and erudite while the cat vomits on your feelings.
posted by maryr at 10:19 AM on July 3, 2015
posted by maryr at 10:19 AM on July 3, 2015
The dog is cultured and erudite while the cat vomits on your feelings.
the vomit was art
he worked very hard on it :(
posted by kagredon at 10:24 AM on July 3, 2015 [2 favorites]
the vomit was art
he worked very hard on it :(
posted by kagredon at 10:24 AM on July 3, 2015 [2 favorites]
Orange cat: My litter box has a nice cover!
Grey & white cat: My litter box is open to the world!
White cat: My litter box is an expensive shoe in a closet!
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 10:56 AM on July 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
Grey & white cat: My litter box is open to the world!
White cat: My litter box is an expensive shoe in a closet!
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 10:56 AM on July 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
If any of you assholes vote for Rand Paul, this is your last Thanksgiving here!
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 10:59 AM on July 3, 2015
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 10:59 AM on July 3, 2015
Ooh, I've got this one:
Dog: No... I just want to cancel my cable service, I don't want to sign up for a new package...
Cat: Let me talk to them! You monopolistic bunch of assholes better cancel our service or I'm going to come over and take a poop in your shoe!
Dog: You say you'll give us a $100 credit if we sign up for another year, well...but....
Cat: No fucking way, they'll just "forget" to apply the credit!
Both: This is such bullshit! Grarararar!
posted by gueneverey at 11:17 AM on July 3, 2015 [4 favorites]
Dog: No... I just want to cancel my cable service, I don't want to sign up for a new package...
Cat: Let me talk to them! You monopolistic bunch of assholes better cancel our service or I'm going to come over and take a poop in your shoe!
Dog: You say you'll give us a $100 credit if we sign up for another year, well...but....
Cat: No fucking way, they'll just "forget" to apply the credit!
Both: This is such bullshit! Grarararar!
posted by gueneverey at 11:17 AM on July 3, 2015 [4 favorites]
why have i never thought of drawing confucian cats quoting feline aphorisms?
posted by lzd at 11:19 AM on July 3, 2015
posted by lzd at 11:19 AM on July 3, 2015
I'd love to know what this cat therapist said.
posted by desjardins at 11:50 AM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by desjardins at 11:50 AM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
^"It's perfectly normal to think of yourself as a kitty."^
posted by Kitteh at 12:02 PM on July 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by Kitteh at 12:02 PM on July 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
It's the small details that make these work. The cat reading a cat magazine is what made me laugh in this one.
posted by zixyer at 1:23 PM on July 3, 2015
posted by zixyer at 1:23 PM on July 3, 2015
It's like a Japanese version of Breaking Cat News except without the News premise because in Japan the news anchors are Doges. (And 7-11 has a bank .... oh those wacky Japanese!)
posted by oneswellfoop at 1:52 PM on July 3, 2015
posted by oneswellfoop at 1:52 PM on July 3, 2015
that manicure shop one is soooo cute! Neko Polish :)
posted by supermedusa at 2:24 PM on July 3, 2015
posted by supermedusa at 2:24 PM on July 3, 2015
I think it's Chinese.
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 2:38 PM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 2:38 PM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
I think it's Chinese.
Argh. Sorry. Sometimes I think I fail at even being MONOlingual.
Anyway (he said trying to change the subject), how about some birds? (from a great Drawing-A-Day blog)
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:02 PM on July 3, 2015
Argh. Sorry. Sometimes I think I fail at even being MONOlingual.
Anyway (he said trying to change the subject), how about some birds? (from a great Drawing-A-Day blog)
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:02 PM on July 3, 2015
potsmokinghippieoverlord, the dog: 'The faster the world goes around / the slower I taking things'; the cat: 'Faster you eat / Slower you digest' (in smaller letters - 'Cats are surely the most prone to vomiting among animals.'
desjardins, the cat therapist says, "you are just under too much stress. Just go to the pharmacy next door and pick up a prescription named 'Kitty'".
My favorite cat illustrator right now is 瓜拉几. She does cats in Tang dynasty costumes. Here's an album - , and here half way down this blog post are some close-ups of her work.
posted by of strange foe at 3:07 PM on July 3, 2015 [5 favorites]
desjardins, the cat therapist says, "you are just under too much stress. Just go to the pharmacy next door and pick up a prescription named 'Kitty'".
My favorite cat illustrator right now is 瓜拉几. She does cats in Tang dynasty costumes. Here's an album - , and here half way down this blog post are some close-ups of her work.
posted by of strange foe at 3:07 PM on July 3, 2015 [5 favorites]
Just go to the pharmacy next door and pick up a prescription named 'Kitty'".
Yes. YES.
(i do this every day, pet three cats and call me in the morning)
posted by Kitteh at 3:43 PM on July 3, 2015 [2 favorites]
Yes. YES.
(i do this every day, pet three cats and call me in the morning)
posted by Kitteh at 3:43 PM on July 3, 2015 [2 favorites]
"I don't get it. What's the thing with lime hats? Are we astronauts yet?"
posted by irisclara at 6:28 PM on July 3, 2015
posted by irisclara at 6:28 PM on July 3, 2015
Thank you, of strange foe; can you translate more of them? :)
posted by torticat at 7:01 PM on July 3, 2015
posted by torticat at 7:01 PM on July 3, 2015
irisclara's "astronauts" link: "Every year around this time I really regret being a house cat."
Referring to Mid Autumn festival. A time when people give and receive a lot of food presents, looks like the present here was some largish fruit like a pomelo from whose peel you can make nice kitty hats.
posted by mono blanco at 8:37 PM on July 3, 2015
Referring to Mid Autumn festival. A time when people give and receive a lot of food presents, looks like the present here was some largish fruit like a pomelo from whose peel you can make nice kitty hats.
posted by mono blanco at 8:37 PM on July 3, 2015
gueneverey's one:
Dog: I've got your son here right in my hands.
Cat: Mommie! Save me!
Dog: Bring me 100 dog bones otherwise...heh heh.
Cat: Cans of cat food!
Both: Dog bones! Cat food! Dog bones! Cat food!
posted by mono blanco at 8:43 PM on July 3, 2015
Dog: I've got your son here right in my hands.
Cat: Mommie! Save me!
Dog: Bring me 100 dog bones otherwise...heh heh.
Cat: Cans of cat food!
Both: Dog bones! Cat food! Dog bones! Cat food!
posted by mono blanco at 8:43 PM on July 3, 2015
potsmokinghippieoverlord's one:
Happy World. Happy Heart. Happy Eating. Happy Digesting. And the note in the fourth panel says "Cats are the most spitting-up-est animals in the whole world."
posted by mono blanco at 8:46 PM on July 3, 2015
Happy World. Happy Heart. Happy Eating. Happy Digesting. And the note in the fourth panel says "Cats are the most spitting-up-est animals in the whole world."
posted by mono blanco at 8:46 PM on July 3, 2015
psho's other one:
"My litter box is 1 meter 30 cm tall!"
"My litter box is a German import!"
"The whole house is my litter box. I go wherever I want"
posted by mono blanco at 8:49 PM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
"My litter box is 1 meter 30 cm tall!"
"My litter box is a German import!"
"The whole house is my litter box. I go wherever I want"
posted by mono blanco at 8:49 PM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
And pmho's yet other one:
"If we have the same food yet again tomorrow I'm outta here!!"
text pointing to the two dogs "[Could care less.]"
posted by mono blanco at 8:51 PM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
"If we have the same food yet again tomorrow I'm outta here!!"
text pointing to the two dogs "[Could care less.]"
posted by mono blanco at 8:51 PM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
Slarty BlartFast's one. The caption says, "Even in the dark, cats see things as they really are."
posted by mono blanco at 8:56 PM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by mono blanco at 8:56 PM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
Oops sorry. For that eating one, of strange foe's translation is right (fast/slow/fast/slow).
posted by mono blanco at 9:02 PM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by mono blanco at 9:02 PM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
Slarty BlartFast's one. The caption says, "Even in the dark, cats see things as they really are."
At a vacation house my family visited for several years, there is a coffee mug that says, "Cats know exactly how you feel." Then it says, "they don't give a damn, but they know."
Good to know cats are the same in any language.
posted by torticat at 9:48 PM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
At a vacation house my family visited for several years, there is a coffee mug that says, "Cats know exactly how you feel." Then it says, "they don't give a damn, but they know."
Good to know cats are the same in any language.
posted by torticat at 9:48 PM on July 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
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