Today, I broke your solar system. Oops.
July 17, 2015 2:23 PM Subscribe
Pluto has zero fucks to give about your classy.
posted by ottereroticist at 2:30 PM on July 17, 2015 [16 favorites]
posted by ottereroticist at 2:30 PM on July 17, 2015 [16 favorites]
Your move, Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 2:33 PM on July 17, 2015 [7 favorites]
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 2:33 PM on July 17, 2015 [7 favorites]
Pluto just bitter 'cause Pluto can't be no planet any more.
posted by Roger Dodger at 2:33 PM on July 17, 2015
posted by Roger Dodger at 2:33 PM on July 17, 2015
I'm sure that Julian wouldn't have sung For the Planet Pluto if he'd known about the pottymouth.
posted by scruss at 2:40 PM on July 17, 2015
posted by scruss at 2:40 PM on July 17, 2015
February 7, 1979: Happy fourteenth birthday, 'Pluto'.
posted by Herodios at 2:55 PM on July 17, 2015
I'm OK with just letting all the 'dwarf planets' be planets and ending up with like 18 planets or whatever.
posted by Pyry at 3:05 PM on July 17, 2015 [7 favorites]
posted by Pyry at 3:05 PM on July 17, 2015 [7 favorites]
"Neptune is bitch-sobbing in my rearview, / and I got my running shoes on and all this sky that’s all mine."
*nods* You go, Pluto.
posted by BrashTech at 3:06 PM on July 17, 2015 [7 favorites]
*nods* You go, Pluto.
posted by BrashTech at 3:06 PM on July 17, 2015 [7 favorites]
That's just how Pluto rolls.
posted by Sing Or Swim at 3:14 PM on July 17, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by Sing Or Swim at 3:14 PM on July 17, 2015 [4 favorites]
The fact of using one's AK, or not, does not seem itself determinative of whether a day could be classified as good.
posted by nom de poop at 3:53 PM on July 17, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by nom de poop at 3:53 PM on July 17, 2015 [4 favorites]
I'm just happy that Pluto has slam poetry about her. She deserves it.
Yes, Pluto and I are BBFs forever. You're tiny and cold, too? I hear you. I've got your back.
posted by spinifex23 at 4:01 PM on July 17, 2015 [8 favorites]
Yes, Pluto and I are BBFs forever. You're tiny and cold, too? I hear you. I've got your back.
posted by spinifex23 at 4:01 PM on July 17, 2015 [8 favorites]
Well, they certainly know how to curse in the outer rim, Bless their heart.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 4:34 PM on July 17, 2015
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 4:34 PM on July 17, 2015
The latest images from New Horizons show that Pluto has grillz and Charon has spinning hubcaps.
posted by humanfont at 4:39 PM on July 17, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by humanfont at 4:39 PM on July 17, 2015 [2 favorites]
I can't wait to hear the response from Uranus.
posted by George_Spiggott at 6:30 PM on July 17, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by George_Spiggott at 6:30 PM on July 17, 2015 [4 favorites]
um no I mean hang on no
posted by George_Spiggott at 6:30 PM on July 17, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by George_Spiggott at 6:30 PM on July 17, 2015 [5 favorites]
Listening to her caricature Pluto is like listening to Trump describe illegal immigrants.
posted by belarius at 9:16 PM on July 17, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by belarius at 9:16 PM on July 17, 2015 [2 favorites]
okay but uh can I point out that this is really smart, especially the repurposing of pluto (with its planet/non-planet status a funny meaningless football in meaningless oxford comma style internet debates) here as a means to talk about race and power? cause it's pretty smart. it's this funny thing about pluto and then suddenly it's not.
also I had never heard of Fatimah Asghar before, and when I googled her name I found this interview where she reveals that when she was a kid she wrote naughty Harry Potter fic, and that that's what got her into being a writer. so cool person all around it seems.
posted by You Can't Tip a Buick at 9:18 PM on July 17, 2015 [9 favorites]
also I had never heard of Fatimah Asghar before, and when I googled her name I found this interview where she reveals that when she was a kid she wrote naughty Harry Potter fic, and that that's what got her into being a writer. so cool person all around it seems.
posted by You Can't Tip a Buick at 9:18 PM on July 17, 2015 [9 favorites]
Yes, Pluto and I are BBFs forever. You're tiny and cold, too? I hear you. I've got your back.
Requisite "I'm Your Moon" link.
posted by jenfullmoon at 10:00 PM on July 17, 2015 [1 favorite]
Requisite "I'm Your Moon" link.
posted by jenfullmoon at 10:00 PM on July 17, 2015 [1 favorite]
Hey wait I thought we were all about fight the Plutocracy and now we're all for it???
posted by George_Spiggott at 10:04 PM on July 17, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by George_Spiggott at 10:04 PM on July 17, 2015 [2 favorites]
I saw a cartoon, two panels, pluto and Neil Degrasse Tyson. Pluto looks askance at NDT, and remarks, "You're... You're not Carl Sagan." Neil Degrasse Tyson sputters, "Yeah, well... you're not a planet!"
posted by smcameron at 10:54 PM on July 17, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by smcameron at 10:54 PM on July 17, 2015 [2 favorites]
Here's the poem I wrote about Pluto back when it got de-listed. I even wore a black armband with the Pluto symbol on it ...
posted by freecellwizard at 10:05 AM on July 18, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by freecellwizard at 10:05 AM on July 18, 2015 [1 favorite]
Loved this, wouldn't have seen it otherwise. Thanks for posting it.
Really not seeing how this bears any resemblance to Trump's hateful bigotry.
posted by harriet vane at 10:40 PM on July 19, 2015
Really not seeing how this bears any resemblance to Trump's hateful bigotry.
posted by harriet vane at 10:40 PM on July 19, 2015
"Whichever way we look at it, Pluto has challenged several of our basic views on how solar system was formed, how it exists and where is it headed."
You go Pluto. Don't matter what we call you, just keep on shittin.
posted by nubs at 3:25 PM on July 21, 2015 [2 favorites]
You go Pluto. Don't matter what we call you, just keep on shittin.
posted by nubs at 3:25 PM on July 21, 2015 [2 favorites]
Is Pluto used synonymously with the afterlife in Roman mythology?
Roman version of Hades.
posted by nubs at 3:32 PM on July 21, 2015
Roman version of Hades.
posted by nubs at 3:32 PM on July 21, 2015
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