Fifteen tons of popcorn

March 6, 2002 11:25 AM

Fifteen tons of popcorn is not a murder weapon. It's just evidence in a completely seperate crime. But, one has to wonder.... did he need fibre in his diet that badly?
posted by dwivian (12 comments total)

*crickets*
posted by dwivian at 12:47 PM on March 6, 2002

There's not much fiber in popcorn.
posted by bingo at 3:19 PM on March 6, 2002

Ahh, but is there much fiber in 15 tons of popcorn?
posted by Hildago at 3:28 PM on March 6, 2002

Sigh...I live in Columbus, and this is all over the news right now. It's funny how our feeble midwestern attempts at creating a mafia always instead become nothing more than what we have here...a half-assed, rube popcorn smuggling ring. Man, I want to move so badly.
posted by tiger yang at 3:36 PM on March 6, 2002

Has anybody checked space for a really big laser or a bunch of kids running around wearing bunny slippers?
posted by willnot at 3:53 PM on March 6, 2002

Man, I want to move so badly.

To somewhere where organized crime is successful and instead of popcorn they run guns, cocaine and indentured chinese immigrants? Where being in the wrong place at the wrong time can get you shot at and chased by made men with silk suits and automatic pistols? Where having no scruples and a steady trigger-finger can get you women, fast cars and bankrolls, but it can also get you killed?

Yeah, actually I see your point.. that stuff kicks ass!
posted by Hildago at 3:57 PM on March 6, 2002

willnot, that was my first thought as well... it's val kilmer's finest film. willow? the saint? pul-ease!
posted by heather at 4:29 PM on March 6, 2002

willnot, you would have to be a real genius or something to make a laser while wearing bunny slippers.

[heather, what about Top Secret?]
posted by th3ph17 at 5:33 PM on March 6, 2002

I can nail a six-inch spike through a board with my penis. Just not right now.
posted by bingo at 6:28 PM on March 6, 2002

They are making a mockery of the food court
posted by Settle at 8:26 PM on March 6, 2002

Seperate is spelled separate. For the record.
posted by banished at 1:31 AM on March 7, 2002

Seperate is spelled separate. For the record.

Not in this thread it isn't. You take your dictionary and hit the road, before we'uns here take it from you and beat you upside your pointy little head. Now, git!
posted by dwivian at 9:15 AM on March 7, 2002