Touch your monitor. It is warm, like flesh. But it is not flesh. Not yet
September 24, 2015 12:12 AM Subscribe
In 2013, it came back, different than we remembered. Then it vanished. Then, in August 2015, it appeared again, and it's still there. But that's silly. It has always been there. You keep checking the date. You must be confused. It's 1995.
This post was deleted for the following reason: Seems like a (partial) double, yeah; possibly also ripped off content. -- goodnewsfortheinsane
This must be the OS that Cecil uses.
posted by valkane at 12:30 AM on September 24, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by valkane at 12:30 AM on September 24, 2015 [5 favorites]
To begin, please use the razor blade included in the box to create a 5-inch horizontal incision on your abdomen, then insert the Windows 95 installation CD-ROM.
Seems a bit more like Kevin's style, actually.
posted by Mrs. Davros at 12:53 AM on September 24, 2015 [2 favorites]
Seems a bit more like Kevin's style, actually.
posted by Mrs. Davros at 12:53 AM on September 24, 2015 [2 favorites]
This is why Microsoft skipped from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10. Because when you type "Windows 9", it auto-completes as "95". Windows 95 can not be killed. It will never die.
posted by oneswellfoop at 1:01 AM on September 24, 2015 [6 favorites]
posted by oneswellfoop at 1:01 AM on September 24, 2015 [6 favorites]
I am going through a week of major work suckage - this is exactly the thing I needed.
posted by Dr Dracator at 1:25 AM on September 24, 2015
posted by Dr Dracator at 1:25 AM on September 24, 2015
To begin, please use the razor blade included in the box to create a 5-inch horizontal incision on your abdomen, then insert the Windows 95 installation CD-ROM.
Seems a bit more like Kevin's style, actually.
Actually, that bit reminded me more of Max Renn.
posted by valkane at 2:03 AM on September 24, 2015 [2 favorites]
Seems a bit more like Kevin's style, actually.
Actually, that bit reminded me more of Max Renn.
posted by valkane at 2:03 AM on September 24, 2015 [2 favorites]
My LCD monitor is as cold as death!
posted by I-Write-Essays at 3:39 AM on September 24, 2015
posted by I-Write-Essays at 3:39 AM on September 24, 2015
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posted by Splunge at 4:26 AM on September 24, 2015 [2 favorites]
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posted by Splunge at 4:26 AM on September 24, 2015 [2 favorites]
The Windows 95 tips tumblr was created by Neil Cicierega. It seems like this Twitter is not him and is just reposting his content without permission.
posted by sleeping bear at 4:51 AM on September 24, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by sleeping bear at 4:51 AM on September 24, 2015 [4 favorites]
The more you use Windows 95, the sooner Windows 95 becomes you. Just before the transformation is complete, you simply refer to your operating system self as Windows Me.
posted by schmod at 4:51 AM on September 24, 2015
posted by schmod at 4:51 AM on September 24, 2015
This is why Microsoft skipped from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10. Because when you type "Windows 9", it auto-completes as "95".
You are not very far from the truth...
posted by JoeZydeco at 5:12 AM on September 24, 2015
You are not very far from the truth...
posted by JoeZydeco at 5:12 AM on September 24, 2015
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