May Ten is Mad Ape Den Day!
May 10, 2016 12:08 AM   Subscribe

It's May Ten, the day of Mad Ape Den: a fun way to gab on the Web (and off the Web, too, if you can). The one law of Mad Ape Den: "Say it in an abc-set of one, two, or one-and-two, or do not say it at all." You can see a vid or two of a Mad Ape Den ode (YT URL set). Mad Ape Den is not as big now as it was in the era of the Web of old, but now, on Mad Ape Den day, we can aim to not let it die. (Ere now.)

If you yen to try it out, a guy put up a web app for you to use, so you can see if you did it OK.
posted by NMcCoy (89 comments total) 19 users marked this as a favorite
 
BTW:
I did nom on
the fig
you put in
the ice box

and I bet
you had an aim to
eat it
in the AM

My bad
posted by NMcCoy at 12:10 AM on May 10, 2016 [49 favorites]


I see the bit you did in the FPP. Top job!
posted by taz at 12:36 AM on May 10, 2016 [4 favorites]


Umm... err... I can haz wit?
posted by rokusan at 12:47 AM on May 10, 2016 [2 favorites]


Not one day ago I'd nae ken o' Mad Ape Den Day: the FPP of old I did not see. OK: now I get it! Ta for the URL-set, sir!
posted by misteraitch at 12:52 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


Reminds me of that old Eleanor Bron sketch where she played the spokeswoman for a society whose members used only single-syllable words. Or, as she put it: "I come from the club for one-bit words. 'Cos we think they are more good than words that are more long."
posted by Paul Slade at 1:33 AM on May 10, 2016


Can I eat it if it was out of the ice box a lot - say all day? Do I say 'bye' to my sex pal? Hey, I am not the doc.
posted by Segundus at 2:14 AM on May 10, 2016 [18 favorites]


As a day has a go on, etc., and a mob of men has to rip the tie a gov has to the mob, and get, on the orb we sit on, an own bit for the mob, the tie off (and God to it has the say, "Go for it!"), to be rad men the mob may jot a say as to why the cut tie.

No lie, we say: A man is as any man, and God has a vow; a man can be, can be off the tie, and can try for his joy.

For the vow ere, men set a gov, and let the gov do its gov job at the men, but if a gov is a bad job, the men can set it a new do or may rip it out and set a new gov, and the new one may be set so the men are not in a bad bit and see joy. We get an old gov is not to see a rip-out for any old why, and a bad bit can be got out and see the gov set not cut. But if men are hit by a gov a lot and see the way it is as a way to a bad gov job, a mob of men has to cut the tie the gov has and set up a new gov for the day yet to be.
posted by KChasm at 2:22 AM on May 10, 2016 [12 favorites]


I see the bit you did in the FPP. Top job!
Aww. I did pay my $5 to our Sky-Hue Web Den an age ago (oh wow, it was '08), and I am apt to say a bit in the add-on gab of an FPP (and I did an Ask or two), but I had not put up an FPP of my own 'til now. I was in awe of all of you who add to the Sky-Hue (or is it the Sea-Hue?) but now I am one of you too! Yay! Not so bad as I had bet it may be.

And I'd add: I do not ken at all how a guy or gal got a cat in the cpu-eye-box, or why.
posted by NMcCoy at 2:36 AM on May 10, 2016 [14 favorites]


Eär was a man of sea,
Who sat and sat in Arv;
He did a sea way nag of cut up sod son,
In Nim to go off in;
Her air rib fly he did of lit dug ice,
Of lit dug ice was all her sun to go made,
Her bow was cut as to a hen of out far cap,
And a sun on all her air tag did lay.

Etc, etc.


OK, I'm rubbish at this and poetry both. This may be my least kenning post evär.
posted by comealongpole at 3:08 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


Oh joy.


I am not OK at the mad ape den.
posted by Literaryhero at 3:48 AM on May 10, 2016


abc-set? not one or two. if so: jus-t d-ash-es bet-wee-n mad ape and you...
posted by ennui.bz at 4:45 AM on May 10, 2016


Huh.
posted by ardgedee at 4:53 AM on May 10, 2016


1 At the go, God did the sky and the mud. 2 The air was all dim, and God was on the sea. 3 And God was all, "Let it be lit," and it was lit.
posted by Faint of Butt at 5:04 AM on May 10, 2016 [18 favorites]


It is so big
to me

for it is red and wet and a hen is
by it

and if I tip it on its end it
can go.
posted by Redstart at 5:27 AM on May 10, 2016 [7 favorites]


The use of "-" as in "abc-set" has an old age in the Mad Ape Den way. See the "Web of old" URL, e.g. "the Nag-Toe-Cap Sea Bug". But thy "bet-wee-n" is bad, to my Mad Ape eye, if you do not aim to bet a wee "n". (I see you own a wee-n duo, in thy nom-de-Web, but you may be sad if you bet one and do not win. I own but one big N in my web tag, and I do not aim to get rid of it in an odd bet.)

Oh, and the God bit by Wan of Bum is way pro. I dig it a lot. (...is it OK if I dub you "Wan of Bum" for the day?)
posted by NMcCoy at 5:30 AM on May 10, 2016 [4 favorites]


Who dig to gab the Mad Ape Den way may dig, too, to see Guy S. gab on how to put up a big bag of gab if all you got to go on is, one, any bit of gab as big as one ear hit and, two, the art to put out a new bit of gab and say it is as an old bit of gab (the new bit can go for one ear hit, two, ten, any).
posted by DaDaDaDave at 5:39 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


Hey she-god, say a bit of A. son of P., how he got mad and did bad to not one or two men. Not one or two men of big arm he, A. son of P., did so as the men of big arm had to go in the mud and not-men as say "arf arf" and "caw caw" got to eat up the men of big arm. So the he-god Z. did say it had to be, when A. son of P. and Ag. big man of M. had a big row.
posted by DaDaDaDave at 5:47 AM on May 10, 2016 [2 favorites]


My S.O. has all of the 7-day set off. I may vex him a lot if I gab at him in Mad Ape Den all day, but, so? For now, I am way too due for a nap. (I was up all eve to pen C# on my PC. Not as a job, but for fun. And so, I did go, "Oh, is it AM by now?" You can see how it is.) Off to my bed. May you all get a lot of fun by the art of Mad Ape Den.
posted by NMcCoy at 5:51 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


Icy 273 was for me the way in to Mad Ape Den, but it was a lot ago. Rue not to see you, old pal Icy!
posted by gleuschk at 6:23 AM on May 10, 2016


MA D
A P E
D E N
posted by Obscure Reference at 6:38 AM on May 10, 2016 [5 favorites]


God is my ewe-guy; I do not yen. He's all, "Lie in lea sod," we go by a sea at low; He fix my air-me. We go in the way of all-is-apt for the tag of Him

Yea tho I go in the lea of the dim of to die, I am not in awe of bad, for You are by me; thy rod and thy rod-two aid me.
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 6:43 AM on May 10, 2016 [9 favorites]


Hi! A tip of the hat to you all for how you do the M.A.D. on the day of the ape. I may cry a bit to see all of you dig in to the way we all did gab, and put an eye to get the M.A.D. URL up one day yet.

As you did see up top, I and a pal are at Meh dot com and he did do an ode or ten as if he is Irk.
posted by davebug at 6:57 AM on May 10, 2016 [3 favorites]


Yea tho I go in the lea of the dim of to die

The how and the why of an ode is to get us to see it all new. Bans and bars can get us to ken, can jam a new hat on our nog.

This hit me in the gut and I dug it. (Tag as rad?)
posted by miles per flower at 7:08 AM on May 10, 2016


Yay, my Sky-Hue Web Hut AKA is AOK in Mad Ape Den. Now I aim to see Up Go Ten-Cut-In-Two put in the Mad way: "The One Sky Car to Fly to an Orb Not Of Our Own," and so on.
posted by ejs at 7:19 AM on May 10, 2016 [2 favorites]


The con of it had me not set as to how it go.

Oh god.
posted by PearlRose at 7:30 AM on May 10, 2016


I am a fan of let MF be odd May.
posted by DynamiteToast at 7:54 AM on May 10, 2016 [4 favorites]


Me Fie: mo' mad on a May day.
posted by valetta at 8:03 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


(Me Fee: bad to say.)
posted by valetta at 8:05 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


Am I bad if I say to you 😀💩👯 on Mad Ape Den? I ken it may add a way to use a big say in May Ten, not how we did fun day in, as you say, the web of old.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 8:26 AM on May 10, 2016


(P.S. My bae is not a fan, so I aim to gab my bit all day.)
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 8:35 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


Tag as rad?

OK, I can so tag!
posted by taz at 8:36 AM on May 10, 2016


I do not get it.

...oh, now I do.
posted by Metroid Baby at 8:48 AM on May 10, 2016 [2 favorites]


One of the vowel keys is broken on my computer I put on my knees, so in the recent times before now I become compelled to use other words which do not possess this vowel inside of themselves. It is quite fun to have restrictions on your set of word choices, but it does produce the effect of you seeming like one of the confused people from elsewhere.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 8:51 AM on May 10, 2016 [6 favorites]


So the den of Jon got no odd-ken fur-guy in it, eh?
posted by moonmilk at 8:55 AM on May 10, 2016


To be or not to be - I can not yet say:
Is it the top way to let the id-box be hit
By an orb-lob or bow-rod of a God-die-lob
Or try to put a cap in the ass of a sea of woe,
And by that hit put an end to it.
posted by crocomancer at 8:56 AM on May 10, 2016 [4 favorites]


Go on, vow to jot no non-O mot. How to do so? Oh son of god!
Who got top now??? Bow, bow.
posted by sylvanshine at 8:58 AM on May 10, 2016 [3 favorites]


Why try, sly PhD? Ply thy nth wry cry.
posted by moonmilk at 9:01 AM on May 10, 2016 [4 favorites]


but now I am one of you too! Yay! Not so bad as I had bet it may be.

It is a big new rad bit of how you are! One day you ken but do not do, and yet add one day and you do do and ken the new!
posted by cortex at 9:20 AM on May 10, 2016 [2 favorites]


In an era far ago the dad and the dad of you and me set out to do on our bit of orb, a new mob of men who ken a man is a man and can do his bit how he may.

Now we are in a big war to say if my mob, or any not bad mob, can be for an era. We are in a bit of the war. On my bit of the bit I say my bit can be a bit for the men who die in the war so my mob may be for an era. I say we do a not bad job to say it is so.

But can we say our bit is a bit for our men to lay? No. The men who die in the bit did it in a way we can not do or not do. Our orb may not ken the bit I say, but I say it can aim to ken the job the men did on this bit. Our job now is to end the war the men did die for. We can aim to ken the job the men did and we can say the men did not die for a bad job. Our mob, in eye of God, can aim to be a mob for all man, and the gov can be of man, by man, for man, to not die in any era.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 9:33 AM on May 10, 2016 [4 favorites]


To be or not to be is the nut we f'na ope now:
It is not so hot, the "be" bit.
But, see, yes, the be bit can bug you a lot...
...but the not-be bit...
...may bug you a lot, too!
Fuu...
WTF it is to not be, I do not be all on top of. Nor you, nor no man.
(No, nor yet no gal, ass.)
To die... may be bad, bad, bad.
Aw, dag, all, we has got to the rub!
posted by Don Pepino at 9:35 AM on May 10, 2016


(The bit I did say is a gab from Abe, a man who did a fab job for the USA)
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 9:43 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


Yes, Abe was an ace top guy who did die in a bad, sad way. Now Don is out to get his job! It is so not OK. He is a man of the con, not a man of OK ilk. How can we let it be? The USA has to say no!
posted by GrammarMoses at 9:50 AM on May 10, 2016 [4 favorites]


One eve on a bad old new day,
As I did ken in a bad way
On a lot of old and oft odd
Gab-set of now not new ken,

As I did nod, all but did nap,
Lo! to my ear now a tap, tap,
As a sly ape at a rap, rap,
Rap to pop in to my den.

"Tis an out-ape", I did say low
"At a tap out yon my den—
Yea, an ape, at two-and-ten..."
posted by cortex at 10:12 AM on May 10, 2016 [2 favorites]


(The nom of the old Ed Poe gab is, as we all ken, "The Eve-hen.")
posted by cortex at 10:17 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


Wow! Or, oy vey? A way to yak and gab I saw not ere now. Our gab in it is as a USA Hoy hed or dek, for a wee ear.
posted by RogerB at 10:18 AM on May 10, 2016


The Big Mod

One A.M. as G. S. got up coz of bad wit, he saw, in his bed, he was now a big bug. He lay and lay on the bed, and if he got his eye up, he saw his tan pot, now a bit of a bow, all bit a set bit. His bed pad was not big and it was apt to go off him. One leg, two leg ... six leg! All of it wee, but all of him big. All if it go to and fro, to and fro, to and fro.
posted by willF at 10:30 AM on May 10, 2016 [3 favorites]


Way #1 it all can end: too hot.
Way #2 it all can end: in ice.
If I am hot for you and try to get sex it can be bad,
So I say the hot end is the one we get.
But if I am icy mad it is as bad,
So I say it all can end in ice too.
posted by Redstart at 10:47 AM on May 10, 2016 [4 favorites]


On the web a few say you Mad Ape Den by say NOT "abc-set of one, two, or one-and-two." Her say one and any abc-set ok if ear hit one bam. Bam ok, bam-bam not ok. Not Mad Ape Den by my eye but Mad Ape fun for all not be bad for me.
posted by dirtdirt at 10:50 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


"the web-bug sum you eat per 365-day is 3" is not so, but you may say so if you do a bad job as you add up a set. Web-Bug Joe, who has a hut dug in the mud and can eat up to 10k per day, is an odd one out, so do not put him in the set you add up.
posted by NMcCoy at 10:59 AM on May 10, 2016 [2 favorites]


At the git it was all H20: no sun.
God was all, "Go, sun!" and sun did go.
So God was all, "Yep, not bad, sun, you did OK: it's day! OK... now sky!"
Pow: sky.
And so on and so on, A1 for era on era 'til, cut to the end
(rot cry!)...












...Eve and the asp eff it all up.
posted by Don Pepino at 11:12 AM on May 10, 2016 [8 favorites]


"1 At the go, God did the sky and the mud. 2 The air was all dim, and God was on the sea. 3 And God was all, "Let it be lit," and it was lit."

4. And God saw the lit, and it was OK. And God cut the lit from the dim.
5. And God did dub the lit "Day" and the dim "Eve." And the Eve and the AM and it was the 1st Day.

6. And God was all, "Let it be sky in the wet, and cut the wet and the wet."
7. And God did the sky, and cut the wet low and the wet top, and it was so.
8. And God did dub the sky "Joy-Sky." And the Eve and the AM and it was the 2nd Day.

9. And God was all, "Let the wet low be put in one mob and let the dry sod be," and it was so.
10. And God did dub dry sod "Orb" and the wet-low "Sea," and God saw it was OK.
11. And God was all, "Let the orb get rye and rue and seg and yam upon the orb," and it was so.
12. And the Orb got up rye and rue and seg and yam, and God saw it was OK.
13. And the Eve and the AM and it was the 3rd Day.

14. And God was all, "Let the Joy-Sky be lit by a mob of lux to cut the day and the eve; and let the mob of lux be for a cue to cut the day and the day, the era and the era, the age and the age:
15. "And let it be a mob of lux in the Joy-Sky to get the orb lit," and it was so.
16. And God lit two big lux, the big-lux for Day-law and the mid-lux for Eve-law; he made a mob of wee lux too for Eve.
17. And God set the mob of lux in the Joy-Sky to get lit on the orb,
18. And for Day-law and for Eve-law, and to cut the lit and the dim: and God saw it was OK.
19. And the Eve and the AM and it was the 4th Day.

20. And God was all, "Let the wet get the cod and ray and eel, and the jay and owl who fly o'er the orb in the Joy-Sky."
21. And God did a mob of big cod, and all the cod and ray and eel, in a mob out of the wet, and the jay and owl who fly: and God saw it was OK.
22. And God was all, "Do sex, and do kid and kid and kid, and be all up in the sea and all up in the orb."
23. And the Eve and the AM and it was the 5th Day.

24. And God was all, "Let the orb get all the cow and ewe and pig and etc. who go on paw, and bug and bee and ant," and it was so.
25. And God did get all the cow and ewe and pig and etc. who go on paw, bug and bee and ant: and God saw it was OK.
26. And God was all, "Let Us do man as if to see Us: and let man do law to the eel and ray of the sea, and the jay and owl of the sky, and the cow and ewe of the orb, and all the bee and bug."
27. So God did man as if to see God. As if to see God, He did him; guy and gal He did him and her.
28. And God was all, "Do sex, and do kid and kid and kid, and be all up in the orb, and do law on the orb; and do law to the eel and ray of the sea, and the jay and owl of the sky, and the cow and ewe of the orb."
29. And God was all, "SEE! I did for you rye and rue and seg and yam, all on the orb, and fig and yew and oak, for you to eat.
30. "And to the cow and ewe of the orb, and jay and owl of the sky, I did rye to eat too," and it was so.
31. And God saw all He did, and, SEE!, it was Way OK. And the Eve and the AM and it was the 6th Day.

2.1 So the Joy-Sky and Orb did be, and all the mob in the Sky and on the Orb.
2. And on the 7th Day, God did end His job He did; and He did nap on the 7th day for all His job He did do.
3. And God did tag the 7th Day as Way OK, for it was the day for a God-nap at the end of a job.
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 11:14 AM on May 10, 2016 [17 favorites]


Wow.
posted by NMcCoy at 11:18 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


... and Eve was all, "OK, fig, yes. But yew and oak? Naw, bra, not if I'm to do kid and kid and kid! Who are you to say to me I'm to eat oak? Feh." And lo, Eve ate as she saw fit and it was yum as all get out. And fun! But it did not end in fun...
posted by Don Pepino at 11:22 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


Hot Orb {X}{R}
Hex
Hot Orb can hit for a sum of X, cut up in a non-odd way (if it's not an int, go low so it is), to any set of pet or guy or gal you aim it at.
Add {1} to the sum you pay for Hot Orb per foe you add to the aim-set, but not for the 1st one.
posted by NMcCoy at 11:45 AM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


Me-Fi is a web log (no get web log?) any one can put a tie or a cry to. An old hat web log is one guy or gal put his or her gut bit on the new kit he or she see on the web. The web pad is to gap the bar tie of gal and gal and gal and guy and guy and guy, to get a web log to go on on top of but one gal or guy, and to aid yap for pal.

If you new to the web pad, I'd say eye it all, see the old bit, and get a nip of the lay. You too may see by add to the pal log. Non-foe can put gut bit and get you a set eye and act of the pad for but you.

If one day you be pal, see a tie on the pad and try to put a cry or two to it. If you be on the pad a lot of day, you get a gut for the kit are put on the pad as tie, and if you see tie you dig and or see as joy, I ask you put the tie on the pad.

The win of put a lot of tie to top pad is a lot of day ere you put a lot of cry and be a pal for all but ten day. The lag is put in to let new pal get ok to the pad and to get the tie the pal out on the web see as joy. The lot and lot of pal on the pad, if but 1 out of ten by ten pal put a tie on a day, it's far too lot of tie to see. May you be lot and lot of shy if you put a tie to the top pad. To get a see of the tie of joy, see the tie wiz-pad, to see gut cry re how to be pad wiz and pal, see the say for all new pal.
posted by eamondaly at 12:36 PM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


I met a man out of an old den.
He did say — "Not one leg, but two, of ore
Sit on the dry bed.... Not far, on the ash,
A bit low, an ill mug lay; its ire,
And arc of lip, and wry eye
Say the man who fit it got its vex.
It did yet go on, put on the ore of old.
His paw did toy, and his vow fed.
And on an orb, it did say:
My nom is Ozy, Rex of Rex!
See my sum, ye top, and cry woe!
But all is air. All by the rot
Of the big odd mix, to an end no one saw,
The low and dry ash did go to the sky."
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 1:09 PM on May 10, 2016 [8 favorites]


That is excellent, DevilsAdvocate!
posted by comealongpole at 1:32 PM on May 10, 2016


Yon is the way the orb do end
Yon is the way the orb do end
Yon is the way the orb do end
Not in a pow, but a low sob.
posted by cortex at 2:10 PM on May 10, 2016 [6 favorites]


For six sun orb I had Mad Ape Day on my web day pad. One day ago say my bae: "Why is Mad Ape Day on our web day pad?" I say, "Mad Ape Day is a day of joy. On our web day pad it is, and on our web day pad it be for an age."

The maw of my bae was not a U.
posted by Gimpson at 2:20 PM on May 10, 2016


In the mud, not in the sky
Dig a pit and let me lie.
It was not bad to be or die
I did not die in war.

Put it by the pit for me:
It is all my joy to be
In the pit and not at sea
And not up on the tor.
posted by Redstart at 4:23 PM on May 10, 2016 [2 favorites]


It is way OK, AidOfBadGuy!

I've joy you ken so, but my ode is not fit to the pen of EyeRug of Gee.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 4:28 PM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


A big hit by She-Rex; you can see the old gab of it is à la Mad Ape Den gab.

Is it the OK bio?

Is it but air-art?

All in a bog of mud

No way to bug out of the fix

You, use the eye

Aim up to the sky and see

I am not a tux boy, I ask you not to be sad

Cos I'm all zip get, zip go

A bit up, a bit low

Any way the air may go, it is not a lot to me, to me

Mom, I did pop a cap in the ass of a man

Put a gun up by his top

Hit my gat, now he's mum

Mom, my bio was new and fun

But now I did go and rip it all out

Mom, ooo

Did not aim for you to cry

If I do not hie to you in one day

Go on, go on, as if it is not big at all

No aid -- my die day is now

I oft get a zap to my ass

I say ow ow ow all day

Bye, you all; I've got to go

Got to go far now and get my due

Mom, ooo (any way the air can go)

I'm sad to die

On one day, or two, I opt to not be a kid at all

I see a wee rim of a man

Saw rah moo, saw rah moo, do you do the jig?

Big pow in sky and zig-zag ray are way way bad to me

Gal lee lay oh, Gal lee lay oh,

Gal lee lay oh, Gal lee lay oh,

Gal lee lay oh, Fig ah row -- mag nip fix oh

I am not a tux boy; no one did hug me

He's not a tux boy, he has an old, sad dad and mom

Do not bid him die for the bad gun sin

Zip get, zip go -- do you let me go?

We say bah! No we do not let you go -- let him go

We say bah! We do not let you go -- let him go

We say bah! We do not let you go -- let me go

Do not let you go -- let me go (no)

Do not let you go -- let me go

Do not let me go ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh my mom, my mom, my mom -- let me go

The big bad red guy has an imp put to the end for me

For me

For me

So you say you can nix me and gob in my eye

So you say you can lay me and nip out as I die

Oh bae, you can not do it to me bae

I've got to get out, I've got to get way out of the mix

Ooh yes, ooh yes

Not a jot is of use

Any one can see

Not a jot is of use, not a jot is of use to me

Any way the air may go
posted by GrammarMoses at 6:18 PM on May 10, 2016 [5 favorites]


I've been trying to get the rest of the Declaration of Independence down, but I have been stuck on "for cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world" for the last ten minutes and I think I'm starting to lose the ability to comprehend words of normal length, so maybe I ought to quit while I'm ahead.
posted by KChasm at 7:28 PM on May 10, 2016


to not let us buy, tit for tat, ore or an egg or a box or a jug of ale or a dog or a top hat or a new cow or TEA (a pox on yon tax, mad rex) out of any bit of mud on the map, sea in the way or no.
posted by knuckle tattoos at 7:55 PM on May 10, 2016 [4 favorites]


Ack! A rad mad man you, Mac. 10Q!
posted by KChasm at 8:32 PM on May 10, 2016


Ken me, do you use an aid to get an OK say? It is not OK I say. If you use an aid to get a say, it is a sin. I use not but the orb up top to say my say in mad ape den way.
posted by Literaryhero at 8:48 PM on May 10, 2016 [1 favorite]




and lo I say to him wit' my eye to ask yes and lo he say to me can I yes to say yes my big bud and one I put my arm on him yes and get him to me so he can see my tit all yum yes and his lub-dub was mad and yes I say yes I can Yes.
posted by willF at 11:03 PM on May 10, 2016


Up for a buy: kid toe box set, not in use.
posted by cortex at 12:26 AM on May 11, 2016 [3 favorites]


As a day has a go on, etc., and a mob of men has to rip the tie a gov has to the mob, and get, on the orb we sit on, an own bit for the mob, the tie off (and God to it has the say, "Go for it!"), to be rad men the mob may jot a say as to why the cut tie.

No lie, we say: A man is as any man, and God has a vow; a man can be, can be off the tie, and can try for his joy.

For the vow ere, men set a gov, and let the gov do its gov job at the men, but if a gov is a bad job, the men can set it a new do or may rip it out and set a new gov, and the new one may be set so the men are not in a bad bit and see joy. We get an old gov is not to see a rip-out for any old why, and a bad bit can be got out and see the gov set not cut. But if men are hit by a gov a lot and see the way it is as a way to a bad gov job, a mob of men has to cut the tie the gov has and set up a new gov for the day yet to be.


In ere ilk it is a bad bit we had a sit in, and so now it is a go by us to set a new gov. The Rex of GB has hit us a lot in aim of a way bad gov job to be set on us. To a man who may ask, “Is it so?” we say:

To let a law not yet a law be a law can see men not in a bad way, but he is set to not do it.

He has set to not let a man by him who can let a law be a law do it, too, if he has not let the man, and has let the law not yet a law off to rot.

For a rep to not be for a mob of men is a no-go, but in a bad gov job way, he is set to not let a law be so for the mob, if the rep had is not let go.

In the aim to get his way out of the rep bod, he has set for the bod to go to an off, bad, or far pad and so run the men of the bod in a bad way.

A rep bod as for a gov act may say, “It's bad,” and so: He has let go and let go the rep bod.

He is set to not let a new man be in the rep bod (and set the rep bod hat but to us, the mob), so now we can be set on by any so-and-so in us or off of us.

A law is set to let men in, but he is set to not let it be so; he is set not to let us set a new law on how to let men in, and is set to not let a pad be for new men.

The law is in a bad way as he has not let law men not yet law men be law men.

If law men do not do by his way, he is set to let the law men go or rip off the law men re: pay.

He has set new gov men on us to irk us and get our mon.

In a day war is not on us, he has set war men on us, and our rep bod has no say in it.

He has set the war men so the bod has its own say-so, and us nil.

His own rep bod we see not has let law be on us, and he has OK'd it.

He is set to let war men be in the pad of any man.

The war men can off any man and it is rad by him and his own law men.

We can not buy, tit for tat, off any one who is not us on the orb we are on.

He has set on us tax, and no say in it by us was got by him.

He has set it so the set of men who say as a bod if a man is rad or bad by a law is set to nil.

He has had men who may be rad or bad set to see law men who are too far and a sea off.

He has let go the old law set and set an as-I-say-so gov in an end a tad by us, and let the end get big so as to do it to us, too.

To an act any one of us has an OK to do, and our law, he has had the say, “Nix!” and put our gov set in a mix, too.

He has let go our law bod and set it so he is our law bod.

Him: “If you are not OK...meh,” and, “We war now.” So, now his gov is not our gov.

Our sea, sea end, ham, and men: All are hit by him.

He has now got war men who are not us set to get to us and hit us in the mad bad way he has ere had us hit. It's not a way a man did his job in an ere era, and it's a bad job for a Rex as he, too.

On the sea, he has had our men got and set as war men at us, so as to set it as the men or us...but the men are us!

He has set our own men in our mob to hit us, and has set the mad bad men who are not us but are by us to hit any age, sex, etc. of us.

Us, at any ill act: “If it is OK, do rad, not bad?” But we got hit and hit and hit. A Rex who has a bad gov job by him is not a Rex for men let off the tie.

And oi, you GB men! Us: “The GB law bod is set on us in a bad way. The way we had to jet and set up our pad far off...get it? Are you not rad men? Are we not of you? The bad job set on us has got us not 'us,' but 'we' and 'you,' a bad end.” You: “La la la!” OK. So, we end the “us” for now. In war, you are bad, in pax, rad.

So, us USA rep men, as a mob, to God, for men, say we are off the tie re: you, no Rex, no GB, and we for us men may do war, do pax, be a bud, set up tit for tat, etc. etc. etc. We go by god, and set us, too, to go by the bod, mon, and vow of any of us men.

I'ma go rest my brain now. Watch, it'll be that I slipped into two and two letters at some point, won't it?

I mean two and two.

I mean four.

posted by KChasm at 12:37 AM on May 11, 2016 [7 favorites]


Oh say can you see
by the new sun
the rag we put up in joy
by the old sun?
It has a wee sun or six and a bar or ten, too.
So we had a big row
(Pop, pop, pop! Pow, pow, pow!),
and it lit it up so we saw it up in the sky o'er the ram bit. (OK, yes: was two, six ram bit; who is to say how few?)
It did a jig, in a way, in the air.
So, is it up now?
Cuz if so, we won, woo!
posted by Don Pepino at 8:30 AM on May 11, 2016 [4 favorites]


Do you ken the one about the jar? I did a jar one, too.

I put a jar in TN,
An orb on a tor,
Big in the air.

The oak, the ash, and the elm saw it and had to bow to it.
The fox was its pet.
It was not a jay or a yew.
It was of man.
posted by Redstart at 9:10 AM on May 11, 2016 [1 favorite]


Har!
posted by Don Pepino at 9:12 AM on May 11, 2016


The new oak bud is the hue of the sun
But it has to go on and get old.
The sky of the new day is a joy to see
But the joy has to end.
As Eve and her man saw,
If it has the hue of the sun it has to die.
posted by Redstart at 9:13 AM on May 11, 2016


Oops, I should have said "the jar one." Too bad I let that "about" slip in there.
posted by Redstart at 9:17 AM on May 11, 2016


One way and two and ten to see a jay

I
At an icy tor - no, ten and ten
Not but one bit to do a jig
But the eye of a jay.

II
I did ken in one way and two
As may an elm
And on it a jay and two.

III
The jay did a jig in the sky as air did go
It was a bit of the fun-for-a-kid gig.

IV
A guy and a gal are one
A guy and a gal and a jay are one.

V
I can not ken, of two, one to opt for,
How fun to say a bit in a new way
Or how fun to say a bit, and in it, sex is hid,
The jay to say a caw,
Or to ken on the caw in a sec.

VI
Icy Vs put in the gap
A web so it can be bad to see.
The jay got in the way of the sun
And did go to and fro.
The air
Put in the sun-gap
A way we ken not.

VII
O wan men of Aix
Why do you ken up a sun-hue jay?
Do you not see how the jay
Can go by the leg and by the toe
Of the gal and, too, the gal by you?

IIX
I ken how the big men say a bit
And how to go say and go say can be fun
But i ken too
The jay has a bit
In any bit I ken.

IX
Say the jay did fly out the arc of my eye
it did so on the lip
Of one of a big arc lot.

X
To see a jay lot
Fly in a pea-hue sun
Yes the raw ode-men too
Do cry out a lot.

XI
He did go in a sky car in CT
A sky car of icy hue
One sec a bad ken had him
For he saw the sun gap of his sky car
And did ken to see a jay lot.

XII
The wet way can run all day
And so, I say, the jay can fly

FIN
It was day-end all day.
Ice was in the sky
And ice in the sky all day.
The jay sat
In the arm of the elm.
posted by moonmilk at 9:52 AM on May 11, 2016 [2 favorites]


Set thy eye on a jam I put way few fix on to set in Mad Ape Den gab!

Hi Bye
by The Bug And The Bug And The Bug And The Bug

You say yes, I say no
You say no-go and I say go go go
Oh, no
You say bye and I say hi.
Hi, hi.
I ken not why you say bye, I say hi.
Hi, hi.
I ken not why you say bye, I say hi.

I say up, you say low
You say why and I say I ken not
Oh, no
You say bye and I say hi.
(Hi bye hi bye) Hi Hi
(Hi bye) I ken not why you say bye, I say hi.
(Hi bye hi bye) Hi Hi
(Hi bye) I ken not why you say bye
(Hi bye) I say hi/bye

Why why why why why why do you say bye bye
Oh no
You say bye and I say hi.
Hi, hi.
I ken not why you say bye, I say hi.
Hi, hi.
I ken not why you say bye, I say hi.

You say yes (I say yes) I say no (but I may aim no)
You say no-go (I can be on thy bit of orb) and I say go go go (til it's an era to go) oh
Oh, no
You say bye and I say hi
Hi, hi.
I ken not why you say bye, I say hi.
Hi, hi.
I ken not why you say bye, I say hi.
Hi, hi.
I ken not why you say bye, I say hi.
Hi.

Hey la, hey bah hey low ah.
Hey la, hey bah hey low ah (cha cha cha).
Hey la, hey bah hey low ah (woo).
Hey la, hey bah hey low ah (hey la!)
Hey la, hey bah hey low ah (cha cha cha).
Hey la, hey bah hey low ah (woo).
Hey la, hey bah hey low ah (cha cha cha). [din go way few to end]

[I did try to put "Bio on the Red Orb" by Zig Wee-Lux Ash in Mad Ape Den gab. For a Bug in the jam I got "Hi/Bye Guy" and I saw the "Hi Bye" jam had but a few fix to be in Mad Ape Den gab!]
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 10:30 AM on May 11, 2016 [4 favorites]


My gal is a fan of a guy who did gab re: a guy and a gal who are not OK and set it to do-re-mi as "No Kid," and I aim to set it in Mad Ape Den gab, but so far it is no go. One bit is OK: "I yen for me to die / I yen for us to die."
posted by knuckle tattoos at 11:11 AM on May 11, 2016


As I was on the way to St. Ive (and St. Ive and St. Ive and so on--a few),
I met a man with six and one gal pal--he was wed to all.
Ev'r gal had six and one bag
Ev'r bag had six and one cat
Ev'r cat had six and one kit
Ev'r kit had six and one nit
Ev'r nit had a ort or two on it
and each and every one of these entities was on the way the hell OUT of St. Ives. So the answer is ONE. It was only me, I and I alone, going to St. Ives, a sole and lonely icy tor, trudging along to St. Ives and all the while incessantly gab-gab-gabbing to myself in words of three letters even though it was May 11 and I had plenty of shit I was supposed to be doing that day and already posted in this thread four times or something. For real, though: plurals are seriously annoying. I could do so much more if I were allowed an "s" now and then.
posted by Don Pepino at 11:46 AM on May 11, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Sun Set:
0. The Sun — A way big, way hot, gas lux.
1. The ace jog god — A wee, hot orb of ore.
2. The sex god — a mid, hot orb of ore.
3. Our own orb — A mid, wet orb of ore. On it is man, and all bio we ken.
4. The war god — a mid, dry, red, not-hot orb of ore.
(4.5. A big "O" of a lot of wee ore.)
5. The top god — a big gas orb. It has a big red eye.
6. The era god — a big gas orb. It has "O"s of a lot of wee ice.
7. The sky god — a not-as-big ice-and-gas orb. It has a big yaw so its top may be at the sun, era to era.
8. The sea god — a not-as-big ice-and-gas orb. It has a sea hue and a dim eye.
(9. The no-bio god — a wee, not-hot orb of ore. In '06 set not a top orb.)

An orb has a lap of the sun. A far out orb has a big lap, and a not-far orb has a wee lap. A big lap can lag a wee lap.

An orb has an egg or two or a lot, or has no egg. As an orb has a lap of the sun, so an egg has a lap of its orb.

The ace jog god has no egg.
The sex god has no egg.
Our own orb has one egg.
The war god has two.
The top god has a lot.
The era god has a lot.
The sky god has a lot.
The sea god has a lot.
The no-bio god has two-and-two-and-one, we now ken.

An egg is of ore, but an egg can be icy or wet too.

Man has set on no orb or egg but our own orb, and its one egg. It is a vex for man to go to an orb or an egg, for no air is far out of our orb. But man has set a bot (a lot) to fly to an orb (all) and an egg (a lot). We ken a lot out of a no-air fly-bot.

Is bio on any orb not our own, or any egg? We ken not. It may be so.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 2:05 PM on May 11, 2016 [6 favorites]


I got no dog in dis war.
posted by Oyéah at 5:42 PM on May 11, 2016


May had a wee ewe
Its fur was of a wan hue
And ere May set out, on cue
The sly ewe did go out too
posted by Paragon at 7:40 PM on May 11, 2016 [4 favorites]


Ken of nil, one, two, etc.
Nil and nil is nil.
Nil and one is one.
Nil and two is two.
One and one is two.
Two and two and two is six.
X and Y is Y and X.

"Shy of" is vs. "and."
Nil shy of nil is nil.
One shy of one is nil.
Nil shy of one is one.
One shy of two is one.
Two shy of six is two and two.
Six shy of ten is two and two.
Two shy of ten is six and two.
X shy of Y is not Y shy of X, but for X is Y.

"by" is "and" and "and" and "and" etc.
Nil by nil is nil.
Nil by one is nil.
Nil by two is nil.
Nil by any is nil.
One by one is one.
One by two is two.
One by six is six.
Two by two is two and two.
Two by six is ten and two.
Six by six is ten and ten and ten and six.
X by Y is Y by X.

"Cut by" is vs. "by"
Two cut by one is two.
Six cut by one is six.
Six cut by two is two and one.
Ten cut by two is one shy of six.
Nil cut by any (but nil) is nil.
Any cut by nil: can not do.
X cut by Y is not Y cut by X, but for X is Y and is not nil.

"Up by" is "by" and "by" and "by" etc.
Six up by two is six by six.
Two up by six is two by two by two by two by two by two, and is ten by six and two and two.
Six up by nil is one.
Ten up by nil is one.
Any (but nil) up by nil is one.
Nil up by any (but nil) is nil.
Nil up by nil: can not do.
One up by one is one.
One up by two is one.
One up by six is one.
One up by any is one.
X up by Y is not Y up by X, but for X is Y, or a few X not Y (e.g., two up by (two and two) is (two and two) up by two)

All can be so put:
One shy of one is nil.
One by one is one.
One and one is two.
Six cut by two is two and one.
Two by two is two and two.
Ten cut by two is one shy of six.
Two by (two and one) is six.
One shy of two by two by two is six and one.
Two by two by two is six and two.
(Two and one) up by two is one shy of ten.
Two shy of six by two is ten.
One shy of six by two is ten and one.
Six by two is ten and two.
Etc.

N.B.: Do (), ere "up by", ere "by" and "cut by", ere "and" and "shy of."

Wow! It may vex, but you ken it all. Now see a top pic, as:
The Six-and-One War-Men (old war pic)
Ten-and-One of the Sea (the old pic or the new one)
Ten-and-Two Mad Men (a try-a-bad(?)-guy pic)
Sun-God Ten-and-Two-and-One (Uh oh, no air!)
Ten-by-Two-and-One Hop St. (a cop duo com)
The Ten-by-Two-by-Two Sun-Lap No-Sex-Man (a rom-com)
Two-by-Ten-by-Ten-by-Ten-and-One: A No-Air Go-Far (a sci-fi pic)
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 9:36 PM on May 11, 2016 [6 favorites]


OK, May 10 is old, but:

I'ma go to uni in NY
I do not aim to up my own ego, but dag, I am the top ace guy
The bad bit is I got a lot of wit but my gab is not fly
I can not say it too big, in every abc-set I put wit.
I am a gem in the mud, a lit bit of ore
I aim to go to the end, my way to use an abc-set is the top
My age is one shy of ten-and-ten but my ego-box is way old
The NY way to go is not hot, I put on
All the bad, all the sad, I can do it all.
I got no gun to use, I go my way and ken to eat all of it.
My aim is to fan the wee lux to a big hot one,
But dam, it is day-end, so let me say my own abc-set:
I AM THE
AL
EX
AN
DER

We are set to be a gov who can run on our own,
But the UK can poo on us for all to see
You see, the Rex did lay a tax and a tax and a tax on us to no end
And he did buy and buy and buy on our pay
He can not aim to let me or you or my kid or thy kid go out on our own
So we are set to do a war in this era.

I go in now.
posted by Spinneret at 11:23 AM on May 12, 2016 [1 favorite]


(Oh, dag, "every." I haz a sad.)
posted by Spinneret at 11:27 AM on May 12, 2016


Be not sad, web-bug-ass! To pen in Mad Ape Den gab is a vex! Thy ode is way rad but for the one-shy-of-six abc-set.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 12:22 PM on May 12, 2016 [2 favorites]


Two-by-Ten-by-Ten-by-Ten-and-One: A No-Air Go-Far

Pre-ken: HAL Ten up by (Two and One) shy of Ten up by (Two and Two) is a mad bad bot.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 5:13 PM on May 12, 2016


I did not see it on May Ten, but I can do a "+" now. It is old fun, but new to me. Yes, it is the "Top of the Web." Yay!
posted by fussbudget at 7:39 PM on May 16, 2016


Wow, dis May Ten go on for an age.
posted by JHarris at 2:41 AM on May 17, 2016


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