Goats And Rhinos

September 4, 2016 10:51 AM

Rhinos And Goats Have A Unique Relationship [SLYT]
posted by hippybear (15 comments total)

What you don't realize is that the goats have little scrubby brushes inside their hooves that help keep the rhinoceros' hides clean.
posted by Going To Maine at 11:02 AM on September 4, 2016 [3 favorites]

This is delightful, thank you so much.
posted by Bulgaroktonos at 11:34 AM on September 4, 2016

It's a lot like capybaras and ducks, but with more horns.
posted by GenjiandProust at 11:50 AM on September 4, 2016

A couple of livestock, living their lives stuck together in harmony
posted by Phatty Lumpkin at 11:59 AM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]

Awesome, and added to my FB with the #HappyFunSeptember tag and I could use a little help there guys how about it eh?
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 12:10 PM on September 4, 2016

and I could use a little help there guys how about it eh?

There have been many too many non-fun posts in the past 4 days, I agree
posted by hippybear at 12:23 PM on September 4, 2016

I meant on Facebook
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 12:44 PM on September 4, 2016

Um...that has got to be the absolutely worst place to try to have sex. Or the most badass. Thoughts?
posted by sexyrobot at 12:46 PM on September 4, 2016 [2 favorites]

A whole new category of CL hookup ads that feature having sex on the backs of massive African mammals is now going to become vogue.
posted by hippybear at 1:07 PM on September 4, 2016 [2 favorites]

Aw, it's like the genet!
posted by ChuraChura at 1:56 PM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]

My cat attempts this with me while I'm sleeping in bed most mornings. Hop on, scrabble around a bit, fall off gracelessly.
posted by beandip at 3:42 PM on September 4, 2016 [4 favorites]

See, the goats and the rhinos have an understanding. Mess with the rhinos, and you're messing with the goats.

And you do not want to mess with the goats.
posted by Combat Wombat at 5:27 PM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]

for rent: shaded, leafy, romantic pied-à-terre available from discrete rhino owner, perfect for the agile cloven-footed.
posted by Ivan Fyodorovich at 7:37 PM on September 4, 2016 [2 favorites]

For years I have enjoyed videos of cats falling off of tables, but now I think I see a future in videos of goats falling off rhinoceroses.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 8:24 PM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]

So what precisely is the additional sun protection factor of goats? I hope it makes up for the fact that they feast on the tree parasols.
posted by Ashenmote at 11:48 PM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]