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November 23, 2016 11:40 AM

Baby Steals Phone. Even Better When Set To Music
posted by leotrotsky (20 comments total)

What, no Yakety Sax version? I'm disappointed.
posted by jadayne at 11:59 AM on November 23, 2016 [3 favorites]

Just keep replaying it while listening to this in another tab.
posted by the webmistress at 12:07 PM on November 23, 2016

NO DIGBY CHICKEN CEASAR
NO PEACE
posted by robocop is bleeding at 12:08 PM on November 23, 2016 [10 favorites]

What, no Yakety Sax version? I'm disappointed.

Here you go -- though the other song choices were also awesome
posted by MCMikeNamara at 12:12 PM on November 23, 2016 [3 favorites]

Slo-mo, with Chariots of Fire theme
posted by Kabanos at 12:30 PM on November 23, 2016 [3 favorites]

I really need to open that Instagram account dedicated strictly to all the photos and videos I've found whenever my now 4 year old nicks my phone.
posted by romakimmy at 12:30 PM on November 23, 2016 [6 favorites]

Ice Cube will swarm
On any motherfucker in a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from the CPT
Punk police are afraid of me, huh
A young nigga on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dying in L.A
Yo Dre, I got something to say

Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
posted by Naberius at 12:40 PM on November 23, 2016 [1 favorite]

Omg someone needs to get that child under control right now and teach it how to film horizontally
posted by notquitemaryann at 1:00 PM on November 23, 2016 [11 favorites]

I don't use this word very often but this post is perf
posted by numaner at 1:04 PM on November 23, 2016 [1 favorite]

HA
posted by cortex at 1:33 PM on November 23, 2016

...And now the baby is Russian!
posted by Smart Dalek at 1:45 PM on November 23, 2016 [2 favorites]

Do y'all know where I can pick up an adorabilimeter for cheap? Mine just exploded.
posted by Celsius1414 at 1:53 PM on November 23, 2016

s are starting on their lives of crime younger and younger.

It's not like when I was a youth.

We wore shirts while evading the authorities, for one thing.
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:59 PM on November 23, 2016 [1 favorite]

Babies. They are poopers, droolers, phone stealers. And some, I assume, are good.
posted by Gorgik at 3:30 PM on November 23, 2016 [6 favorites]

Babies. They are poopers, droolers, phone stealers

I read that in my head to the tune of Steve Miller's "The Joker".

'Cause I'm a pooper,
I'm drooler,
I'm a phone stealer,
I'm a snooper
I do my 'Tubin' on the ru-u-un...
posted by Greg_Ace at 5:32 PM on November 23, 2016 [13 favorites]

See
posted by gt2 at 8:19 PM on November 23, 2016

...And now the baby is Russian!

from his mama.
posted by zippy at 10:05 AM on November 24, 2016 [1 favorite]

Once they become mobile, they're agents of chaos.
posted by Flexagon at 5:48 PM on November 24, 2016 [1 favorite]

A baby's internal soundtrack dubstep.
posted by endotoxin at 11:15 AM on November 25, 2016 [1 favorite]

A baby's internal soundtrack dubstep.
I've been laughing at this comment for the past couple of days...
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:24 PM on November 28, 2016