Why Is Poop Brown And Pee Yellow?
February 5, 2017 2:51 PM   Subscribe

The folks at MinuteEarth are more than happy to tell you. [chipper narration, non-intrusive music] posted by Johnny Wallflower (16 comments total) 9 users marked this as a favorite
 
Blueberries don't come out brown. Just sayin'
posted by Zalzidrax at 3:16 PM on February 5, 2017 [1 favorite]


This is perfectly fine to watch while eating, for what it's worth.

My, err, complicated relationship to breakdown products of red blood cells was confused that bilirubin is yellow, whereas what was siphoned out was green when I had a naso-gastric tube siphoning the bile out of my stomach before it built up and burst my small bowel, which was blocked. That's apparently biliverdin.
posted by ambrosen at 3:18 PM on February 5, 2017 [1 favorite]


And don't forget that Patrick (Captain Picard/Professor X/Ian McKellen's Pal) Stewart is playing the voice of the Poop Emoji in "The Emoji Movie". 💩💩💩
posted by oneswellfoop at 4:44 PM on February 5, 2017 [1 favorite]


"stercobilin" has a pretty nice name. ("Stercus" means "shit" in Latin.)
posted by kenko at 5:54 PM on February 5, 2017 [2 favorites]


No.
posted by pxe2000 at 6:56 PM on February 5, 2017


*farts*
posted by jonmc at 7:39 PM on February 5, 2017


Another great reason to love and pamper our microbiome.
posted by waving at 8:10 PM on February 5, 2017 [1 favorite]


*adds 'Billy Reuben' to list of future pseudonyms*
posted by quinndexter at 12:21 AM on February 6, 2017 [10 favorites]


That was really cute! And informative. Thanks johnny!
posted by james33 at 7:03 AM on February 6, 2017


"Why serving kids beets for lunch at daycare will give unsuspecting parents a moment or two of panic later that night"
posted by gottabefunky at 7:19 AM on February 6, 2017 [2 favorites]


Loved the delivery of the pause in "route number..one" and "route number...two."
posted by blurker at 9:56 AM on February 6, 2017


We have reached the end of the MetaFilter.
posted by y2karl at 11:32 AM on February 6, 2017 [2 favorites]


Yellow is also 'light brown' in colour space (and vice versa) so perhaps the processes to generate pee and poop aren't so different after all
posted by horopter at 1:40 PM on February 6, 2017


I ate a whole thing of blue fairy floss (cotton candy) once and that night my poop came out blue. I rang everybody to tell them about it (this was before MMSing).
posted by turbid dahlia at 6:51 PM on February 6, 2017


Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell and Life Noggin are also well enjoyed by the poop/pee/grossFacts enthusiasts in my household, but there's plenty of existential horror for the grownups.

Are Humans Born Good or Bad? (LN)
The Most Gruesome Parasites - Neglected Tropical Diseases - NTDs (K -IaN)
posted by Casimir at 10:17 PM on February 6, 2017 [1 favorite]


Waitaminute -- It's supposed to be yellow?!?
posted by MrJM at 8:00 AM on February 7, 2017


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