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An unordered list of every name. All the names there are. [via mefi projects]
posted by bondcliff (57 comments total) 35 users marked this as a favorite
 
No Otto Quackenbush?
posted by jonmc at 11:10 AM on March 14 [2 favorites]


Keep scrolling
posted by bondcliff at 11:10 AM on March 14 [11 favorites]


First name: "German Mouthdump"

Best of the web.
posted by Groundhog Week at 11:10 AM on March 14 [10 favorites]


That's every natural name, sure, but you forgot that there's an infinite number of real names between each one.
posted by leotrotsky at 11:10 AM on March 14 [47 favorites]


Dustin Johnglanders lowered his pistol, took a deep slow breath to calm himself. The place was deserted. They weren't here. Clag, Myrta, Scrandy—all of 'em must have twigged and split, probably two states over by now. And Johnglanders knew who tipped them off. He muttered the hateful name in the quiet of the vacated chopshop, an invocation and a threat:

"Ballswind Osterly."
posted by cortex at 11:12 AM on March 14 [31 favorites]


Lagg Shitshire

When you game online with a poor internet connection.
posted by Groundhog Week at 11:15 AM on March 14 [6 favorites]


I'm not seeing Bobson Dugnutt or Todd Bonzalez.
posted by zamboni at 11:16 AM on March 14 [5 favorites]


That's every natural name, sure, but you forgot that there's an infinite number of real names between each one.

...and the rational names (Michelle) are greatly outnumbered by the irrational (Meeshell, Mychele, Mishel).
posted by leotrotsky at 11:17 AM on March 14 [9 favorites]


My Bobson Dugnutt rookie year card is easily my most valuable possession.
posted by bondcliff at 11:18 AM on March 14 [3 favorites]


in fact, for every rational name, there are an infinite dumber of irrational names
posted by idiopath at 11:21 AM on March 14 [3 favorites]


hahahaha Meets Mikemouth!

Tag yourself, I'm Peers Misery

no no, Divina Chemtrails ahahahahaha

NO NO I'm Ipday Funkmouth

This is just delightful!!!!
posted by barchan at 11:25 AM on March 14 [4 favorites]


It took a good 3 mins of holding the End key until I got a Damien...Damien Skarle
posted by Damienmce at 11:25 AM on March 14


I don't get it, but it seems like Benedict Cumberbatch should be included.
posted by scratch at 11:27 AM on March 14 [6 favorites]


Seems a bit Eurocentric (Tolkienian Pastiche-centric?) though. Perhaps the next version will be able to name all of the NPCs in my Avatar: The Last Airbender RPG campaign.
posted by Strange Interlude at 11:30 AM on March 14 [2 favorites]


I scrolled all the way to the bottom and couldn't find mine.
posted by qntm at 11:33 AM on March 14


Try scrolling up.
posted by Etrigan at 11:35 AM on March 14 [6 favorites]


without opening the page (because I'm waiting for my work to unblock it), I'm going to bet all the money in the world that my name is not on there
posted by numaner at 11:36 AM on March 14 [1 favorite]


Look, if your "name" isn't on the list then it's not a name. This is ALL THE NAMES there are.
posted by bondcliff at 11:38 AM on March 14 [14 favorites]


That's every natural name, sure, but you forgot that there's an infinite number of real names between each one.

I'm pretty sure that some of these are imaginary names.
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 11:38 AM on March 14 [2 favorites]


I thought doxxing wasn't allowed here.
posted by ernielundquist at 11:39 AM on March 14 [5 favorites]


Jann Orjohn

"So what name have you picked for the baby?"
posted by Kabanos at 11:41 AM on March 14 [4 favorites]


I'm terrible at picking character names but now I guess I have no excuse not to work on that novel.

Except of course laziness.
posted by ckape at 11:46 AM on March 14 [2 favorites]


Caution: contains spoilers for The Americans: Kanisha Afterglanders
posted by Room 641-A at 11:50 AM on March 14


Just in time for the greatest 'March Madness' competition of them all, Name of the Year. As of this moment, the entire brackets have not been announced, but we have the No. 1 seeds:

Bulltron Regional: Illinois State football recruit and media sensation Kobe Buffalomeat.
Sithole Regional: Late 19th-century Cornwall immigrant and Wisconsin lawyer Marmaduke Trebilcock.
Dragonwagon Regional: University of Hawaii softball recruit Chardonnay Pantastico.
Chrotchtangle Regional: Georgia high-school football player Quindarious Monday.
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:54 AM on March 14 [5 favorites]


Divina Chemtrails

And her brother, Trold Chemtrails.

I agree that's it's got a very Parks & Rec vibe, but with a few deleted character from The Usual Suspects thrown in for good measure.
posted by Room 641-A at 12:00 PM on March 14


Between this and this, I think I'll never have to come up with character names for a D&D campaign again.
posted by sagc at 12:06 PM on March 14 [1 favorite]


Horribly inefficient. All the names are in the string "fjecngbivlywkpzsaxmutohdrq".
posted by madcaptenor at 12:06 PM on March 14


Thanks! These will be handy for my Harry Potter fanfics...
posted by bigendian at 12:07 PM on March 14 [1 favorite]


Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 12:52 PM on March 14 [19 favorites]


Haha, bullshit, MY name's not on the--

Candle Pinfporpen

oh. well, at my school i knew these two exchange students with strangely similar names and--

Heriberto Borpyalmer
Keturah Roegyalmer
posted by Zerowensboring at 1:16 PM on March 14 [3 favorites]


TL;DR Did Slotbun Waller make the cut?
posted by DrAstroZoom at 1:45 PM on March 14 [3 favorites]


They're good dogs, Brajay Fungcarclant
posted by cortex at 2:05 PM on March 14 [6 favorites]


a complete list of Sean Tejaratchi's name file. awesome.
posted by Dr. Twist at 2:16 PM on March 14 [4 favorites]


Something is happening here, but you don't know what it is. Do you, Alvaro Dumpinnings?
posted by Sparx at 2:16 PM on March 14 [2 favorites]


Angerrrrrsk Goodmerp
Angerrrrrrrrsk Goodmerp
When will those dark clouds all disappeeeeear
Angerrrrrrsk Goodmerp
Angerrrrrsk Goodmerp
Where will it lead us from heeeeere
posted by cortex at 2:19 PM on March 14 [2 favorites]


Hunter Blastfeld, top secret agent for her majesty's space service, was suave, sophisticated, and ruthless. He only had one weakness: Marilyn. Marylin Bedwrecks.
posted by You Can't Tip a Buick at 2:34 PM on March 14 [6 favorites]


I haven't laughed at a MeFi post so much in ages. Neither, have I abused the 'favourite' buttons so badly. Thanks all. This was needed.
posted by stanf at 2:47 PM on March 14 [3 favorites]


It really needs a search function. In today's fast-paced modern world, who has time to scroll down 850,000 screen to find "Inez Funkhauser" or "Iqbal Garfunkel"?
posted by ricochet biscuit at 2:59 PM on March 14 [1 favorite]


Q: How much Borfboek is there in this movie, anyway?

A: Miles O'Borfboek!
posted by You Can't Tip a Buick at 3:15 PM on March 14 [2 favorites]


Keaton always said, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.' Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Mica Meepmorp.
posted by ZaphodB at 3:22 PM on March 14 [1 favorite]


This could be a dangerous undertaking...

Edit: Oops, I missed fifteen schnitzengruben's comment!
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:08 PM on March 14


Johnnie Chardarweed

Isn't this the guy who makes those cute animal posts?
posted by Room 641-A at 4:13 PM on March 14 [2 favorites]


My Pal Funtfunt
posted by Beardman at 4:24 PM on March 14 [6 favorites]


I'm pretty sure that some of these are imaginary names.

Maybe they were imaginary until they appeared on this list, but now, because they are there, they're real - there they are, right there.
posted by Devils Rancher at 5:18 PM on March 14 [4 favorites]


I guess not all Shires are the same. Just ask Dagnar Shitshire.
posted by Constant Reader at 7:16 PM on March 14 [2 favorites]


Now instead of divination, we need cryptoanalysis for baby names.
posted by runcifex at 10:08 PM on March 14


Which medical condition is named after Drydick Ballswindclamp?
posted by runcifex at 10:35 PM on March 14 [1 favorite]


All of them, if left untreated.
posted by Etrigan at 3:16 AM on March 15 [3 favorites]


Pretty sure that "Mora Dangdang (sha-lang-a-lang)" was a hit song in '57 or so.
posted by Wolfdog at 6:23 AM on March 15


I thought it needed more cowbell and then I saw

PLAYMO COWBELL

and then I died
posted by the webmistress at 8:10 AM on March 15 [11 favorites]


I got the t-shirt.
posted by moonmilk at 2:40 PM on March 15 [1 favorite]


Only I, Pelmis Mingnuts, can fix it!
posted by Mental Wimp at 3:16 PM on March 15 [2 favorites]


I've gone through the whole thing and I don't see Blast Hardcheese anywhere.
posted by The Card Cheat at 7:50 AM on March 16


You gotta put more faith in.
posted by Etrigan at 7:55 AM on March 16 [1 favorite]


[F5] is virtually the same as [PGDN]. This is a random name generator, done in js on the client. Very impressive.
posted by Monkey0nCrack at 8:47 AM on March 18


"The name is Dumpfunt. Chi Dumpfunt."
posted by Halloween Jack at 11:03 AM on April 10


"Oh, of the Connecticut Casterborfs?"
posted by cortex at 11:33 AM on April 10


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