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May 8, 2017 6:06 PM Subscribe
Writer and comedian Chris Reinacher constructs a Rube Goldberg machine to make life a little easier for his future drunk self. [h/t]
What dark magic makes a microwave cook a Hot Pocket in a single minute which you can then immediately eat? Or cooks it in a minute, period? Did the vomit extinguish the joint? Where do I buy capacitive marbles? So many questions.
posted by sysinfo at 8:23 PM on May 8, 2017 [3 favorites]
posted by sysinfo at 8:23 PM on May 8, 2017 [3 favorites]
Worth it for the drunk text.
posted by Two unicycles and some duct tape at 9:18 PM on May 8, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by Two unicycles and some duct tape at 9:18 PM on May 8, 2017 [1 favorite]
I'm a moron and also I can't tell what the last domino was supposed to do. Set his alarm?
posted by Joey Michaels at 9:45 PM on May 8, 2017
posted by Joey Michaels at 9:45 PM on May 8, 2017
Couldn't sleep at all last night, so pulled an all nighter. Took a quick 90 minute nap. Arranged with a good friend to give me a wakeup call. Problem solved and not a whole day of setup either.
posted by Samizdata at 11:39 PM on May 8, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by Samizdata at 11:39 PM on May 8, 2017 [1 favorite]
As in The Proud Robot, the idea is to build the thing when so drunk you can't remember what it's for when you sober up. The outcome is always better.
posted by Devonian at 4:17 AM on May 9, 2017
posted by Devonian at 4:17 AM on May 9, 2017
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You're supposed to smoke the joint before you eat the Hot Pocket.
posted by loquacious at 7:42 PM on May 8, 2017