Hoofed Snarch
August 25, 2017 12:17 PM   Subscribe

New My Little Ponies, designed by neural network - some better than others.
posted by Artw (64 comments total) 20 users marked this as a favorite
 
Our friendship truly is magic, Flustershovel Aoetel Pakeecuand
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 12:22 PM on August 25 [11 favorites]


I dunno, Dirky Flithers has a nice ring to it.
posted by hopeless romantique at 12:24 PM on August 25 [4 favorites]


Anyone got $5 I can borrow? I need to register Smanky Hank as a username.
posted by infinitewindow at 12:27 PM on August 25 [11 favorites]


Sunsrot. This is definitely my spirit Pony animal.
posted by Fizz at 12:27 PM on August 25 [2 favorites]


Cold Sting

Please will someone edit that gif of Sting taking off a Sting mask to be one of those horse masks instead
posted by dismas at 12:29 PM on August 25 [4 favorites]


Sunsrot is already the name for syphilis in the Game of Thrones universe.





not really but it sounds like it right
posted by radicalawyer at 12:36 PM on August 25 [14 favorites]


I legitimately really like Starly Star.
posted by bleep at 12:43 PM on August 25 [6 favorites]


Rocky Scooppony

This pony really worries me, for some reason.
posted by GenjiandProust at 12:45 PM on August 25 [2 favorites]


Asian themed Pocky Mire may have been their choice to draw, but Ramen Breek is the pony that got most of us through college.
posted by Nanukthedog at 12:51 PM on August 25 [3 favorites]


I used to bullseye Hoofed Snarches in my T-16 back home.
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:58 PM on August 25 [20 favorites]


Sob Dancer

Yep, been there.
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 12:58 PM on August 25 [18 favorites]


Dim McColt: starting quarterback for UT this year
Marina Doof: the worst part of living in San Francisco
Blither Bon Persy: Officer responsible for troop morale at Passchendaele
Tapshine Sugar: surely a drug reference
Silvermice: opened at Bonnaroo
Princess Sweat: all female Keith Sweat cover band
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 1:03 PM on August 25 [24 favorites]


Coco Mane

Dropped the hottest album of Equestria in 2017.
posted by leotrotsky at 1:05 PM on August 25 [18 favorites]


Cloudy Daze

Two guesses as to her cutie mark.
posted by leotrotsky at 1:06 PM on August 25 [11 favorites]


Cinnamon Mark

They've got Trump supporters?
posted by leotrotsky at 1:07 PM on August 25


Creep Well

They've definitely got Trump supporters.
posted by leotrotsky at 1:08 PM on August 25 [5 favorites]


Starlich often found with his buddy Deader Pony
posted by leotrotsky at 1:11 PM on August 25 [5 favorites]


Cheese Breeze

Surely not a euphemism for what you think it is.
posted by Quindar Beep at 1:14 PM on August 25 [8 favorites]


Masked Rock

Maude Pie's Power Pony name.
posted by leotrotsky at 1:16 PM on August 25 [9 favorites]


I'm assuming I'm not the only one, but just in case: I signed up for the mailing list so I could see the R-rated names. Will share upon receipt (if someone else hasn't already done).
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 1:24 PM on August 25 [8 favorites]


And I think my favorite "bad name" was a tossup between "Marina Doof" and "Want Cone".
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 1:24 PM on August 25


Arple Robbler

i can tell how this one talks, just from the name
posted by murphy slaw at 1:25 PM on August 25 [22 favorites]


Ya ya ya, yet another clever neural net to create cleaver better than you can do, what we really need now are more aesthetically astute "bots" that consume all this robot created content. Then we humans won't need to be in the loop. Oh, wait.

ah, can someone whisper to me offline the location of the next ludite meetup
posted by sammyo at 1:34 PM on August 25 [2 favorites]


This reads like a list of Cocteau Twins b-sides
posted by sandettie light vessel automatic at 1:35 PM on August 25 [14 favorites]


Agar Swirl

I will not be patronizing this pony's snack stand.
posted by Four Ds at 1:56 PM on August 25 [12 favorites]


I have to leave for work, but, if anyone wants, I got the PDF of the unposted ponies, and I can stick it in Dropbox or GDocs and post a link when I get home. Anyone interested?
posted by Samizdata at 1:59 PM on August 25 [2 favorites]


Samizdata: me!
posted by dismas at 2:10 PM on August 25 [1 favorite]


Read enough of these aloud and it sounds like Cocteau Twins lyrics.
posted by radicalawyer at 2:10 PM on August 25 [7 favorites]


I am such a Tracklewock Packin.
posted by middleclasstool at 2:16 PM on August 25


Masked Rock

Maude Pie's Power Pony name.
posted by leotrotsky


i don't have enough favorites to give you
posted by numaner at 2:17 PM on August 25 [1 favorite]


Barp Moon is best pony.
posted by ardgedee at 2:18 PM on August 25 [3 favorites]


i don't care if Pocky Mire's design looks like he/she has pox + lupis + ebola, I like it.

And I would go with Lace Crunk for them.
posted by numaner at 2:19 PM on August 25


Goddammit, who invited Star Star
posted by Wolfdog at 2:20 PM on August 25 [9 favorites]


The title, for just a moment... well... forget it.
posted by Splunge at 2:20 PM on August 25


Raspberry Turd! Cheese Breeze! These sound made up by a five year old :)
posted by Calzephyr at 2:20 PM on August 25 [1 favorite]


barp

barp barp

barp
posted by sandettie light vessel automatic at 2:35 PM on August 25 [5 favorites]


Ok, Hasbro. You're on notice. If you don't release an official pony named Cheese Breeze within the next 72 hours, I will have no choice but to lodge a formal protest.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 2:35 PM on August 25 [4 favorites]


Pony Pony is the poniest.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 2:52 PM on August 25 [9 favorites]


You haven't met Pony Pony Pony.
posted by XMLicious at 3:09 PM on August 25 [4 favorites]


You haven't met Pony Pony Pony.

Swag.
posted by radwolf76 at 3:10 PM on August 25 [5 favorites]


My wife introduced a pony named Crepuscular Scintillation as a villain in MLP fanfic stories we tell our five-year-old. Then I suggested Preposterous Imitation. I really want to see both in animation.
posted by Jonathan Livengood at 3:25 PM on August 25 [14 favorites]


So basically a single blog post has become the catalyst for a whole bunch of pop cultural machines learning projects.

The future is weird.
posted by PMdixon at 3:45 PM on August 25 [1 favorite]


I read the title as "Hoofed Snatch" the first four or five times.

Yowza.
posted by janell at 3:51 PM on August 25 [1 favorite]


Tracklewock Packin

Dickens' unfinished masterpiece.
posted by Wolfdog at 4:01 PM on August 25 [7 favorites]


Rocky Scooppony

This pony really worries me, for some reason.


Not me! I hereby withdraw my trust from Blast Hardcheese and put it in Rocky Scooppony.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 4:02 PM on August 25 [6 favorites]


There are custom pony makers out there, no need to wait for Cheese Breeze :D They usually charge $40 and up.
posted by Calzephyr at 4:07 PM on August 25


I read the title as "Hoofed Snatch" the first four or five times.

I started to reply that that's an entirely different sort of "pony" enthusiast...but then - having been on the Internets before - I realized that it may be a less clearly-demarcated juncture than I had first assumed. Or cared to research further.
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:17 PM on August 25 [2 favorites]


Princess Sweat and Clotter. That's been us since moving back to Florida this last year. Yep, pretty much.
posted by RolandOfEld at 4:19 PM on August 25 [3 favorites]


but then - having been on the Internets before - I realized that it may be a less clearly-demarcated juncture than I had first assumed.

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:24 PM on August 25


New My Little Ponies, designed by neural network - some better than others. ALL PRECISELY EQUAL
posted by Starlight Glimmer at 4:31 PM on August 25 [8 favorites]


You haven't met Pony Pony Pony.

Surely you mean Pony Poni Poné.
posted by ocherdraco at 5:26 PM on August 25 [28 favorites]


I have the List of Forbidden Names.(You should sign up for her list anyway)

Star Shitter
Apple Blower
Belly Wadder
Perfect Pee
Nug Pony
Parpy Pain
Lickette
Starting Fuk
Cloudy Dicker
Blue Bulls
Golden Hash
Cummra
Screw Dream
posted by louche mustachio at 5:45 PM on August 25 [11 favorites]


Perfect Pee is the best pee pony.
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:08 PM on August 25 [3 favorites]


Reiterating you should sign up for updates because pretty much every one is a delightful gift.
posted by louche mustachio at 6:15 PM on August 25


Here's the official PDF on my Dropbox.

Knock yourselves out.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/va6a94c9pvbr4si/Barely%20printable%20neural%20network%20ponies.pdf?dl=0

I really wish the link button worked for me. Sorry.
posted by Samizdata at 7:15 PM on August 25 [2 favorites]


Nug Pony

NUGS FOR THE NUG GOD, HOOVES FOR THE HOOF THRONE.
posted by pseudonymph at 8:16 PM on August 25 [4 favorites]


Here is the file linked for you, Samizdata: Dropbox link
posted by JHarris at 8:32 PM on August 25


Pure comedy gold, just like all the neural network posts! I always start out chuckling mildly and end up snort laughing by the time we get to the "here's where the wheels fell off" list.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 9:01 PM on August 25 [3 favorites]


Raspberry Turd.
posted by Literaryhero at 11:09 PM on August 25


My kid originally named our cat Brown Track Apple. Has a nice ring to it.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:06 AM on August 26 [2 favorites]


so many sock puppet name candidates here!
posted by aka burlap at 6:40 AM on August 26


Cummra

Surely Cummra isn't a pony. Cumm-ra is obviously the villain in the porno version of Thundercats.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 1:54 PM on August 26 [6 favorites]


Parpy Stink 4 lyfe
posted by scruss at 2:24 PM on August 26 [1 favorite]


I love the little picture of BlueCuss at the end!
posted by Omnomnom at 2:52 PM on August 26


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