No, that's a 55 you stupid [bleep]!
October 3, 2017 6:16 PM   Subscribe

 
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posted by turbid dahlia at 6:25 PM on October 3


Yeah that's just like the time I trained my dog to bring me a beer and he kept showing up with ropes and frisbees. Fucking rottweilers.
posted by mannequito at 6:30 PM on October 3 [4 favorites]


tw: problematic hate speech against birdstralians in comments
posted by Sebmojo at 7:01 PM on October 3 [3 favorites]


My cat never could get my tax deductions right, as I explained repeatedly to the auditors.
posted by um at 7:14 PM on October 3 [5 favorites]


Get it right mate, that's Asutralias.
posted by unliteral at 7:57 PM on October 3 [2 favorites]


"I honestly don't think I've seen a greener apprentice"
posted by showbiz_liz at 8:16 PM on October 3 [4 favorites]


Is this Australia's worst apprentice?

Clearly not, seeing as how this gentleman wasn't stung or bitten to death.
posted by Room 641-A at 8:23 PM on October 3 [3 favorites]


Birds don't sting. They do bite, but I don't see how that little one could bite him to death. That's just crazy talk!
posted by axiom at 9:00 PM on October 3


Birds don't sting but 18-foot tall Australian scorpions do!
posted by Room 641-A at 9:12 PM on October 3


Birds don't sting but 18-foot tall Australian scorpions do!


Australia's best Australia's Got Talent competitor.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 10:00 PM on October 3 [1 favorite]


"Mate, are you a fucking sparky or a bird?" hahahaha.

My cats would've glared at me for that. Clearly being a cat is more important than being a sparky. The bird didn't seem quite so confident, but wasn't offended either.
posted by kitten magic at 1:22 AM on October 4 [1 favorite]


It reminded me of trying to ask baby Groot to fetch something!
posted by Stark at 2:51 AM on October 4




This is an incompetent parrot. It is a parrot without a clue. It is a parrot with two left beaks. This parrot is an assistant completely lacking in 'istant'. I wouldn't ask this parrot for help if I was dying of no-parrot-itis. The only thing less helpful than this parrot would be two of this parrot. Apprentice parrot? More like a pointless parrot.

No he's not! He's just learnin'!
posted by quinndexter at 9:01 AM on October 4 [2 favorites]


Birds don't sting. They do bite, but I don't see how that little one could bite him to death. That's just crazy talk!

But the larger ones on the other hand...
posted by Splunge at 9:09 AM on October 4


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