psyduck is my large adult son

January 11, 2019 4:28 PM

FILM CRIT HULK CATCHES THEM ALL. Live-tweeted discovery of the joys of Pokemon in three acts.
Day One I am choosing pikachu because I know what a pikachu is.
Day Two with my strong pet children commences.
Day Three let's have some POKEFUN.
posted by spamandkimchi (6 comments total)

He's strong on the eldritch horror of mime.
posted by thatwhichfalls at 5:09 PM on January 11, 2019 [2 favorites]

I was originally fine with skipping this game, having played the original back in middle school. Then I saw PIKACHU IN A TINY BOWLER HAT
posted by DoctorFedora at 5:12 PM on January 11, 2019 [5 favorites]

Film Crit Hulk is okay, but NEEDS MORE CAPSLOCK LIKE PREPRESS HULK.
posted by xedrik at 7:51 AM on January 12, 2019

He saves the caps for key points:
"BUT THIS GAME REALLY IS JUST A CUTE DOGFIGHTING SIMULATOR!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
"Some of these little guys are SERIAL KILLERS"
"YOU LIARS SAID THEY DONT DIE"
"I NOW HAVE TO WEAR A SUIT FOR POKEFUNERALS"

Wow, that got dark fast.
posted by eye of newt at 8:53 AM on January 12, 2019

The suits you wear for the PokeFuneral are adorable so that brightens your mood as you battle the spirits of dead Pokemon.
posted by Ashwagandha at 4:55 PM on January 12, 2019 [2 favorites]

you and your Pokemon can wear matching sailor suits in this one, it's extremely good.
posted by vogon_poet at 5:55 PM on January 12, 2019 [2 favorites]