Stayin' Alive !!! While helping others...
January 27, 2019 3:54 PM   Subscribe

He remembered how to CPR, because of an old The Office episode... A guy finds a woman unresponsive behind the wheel of a car. He knows he must save her, but doesn't know how, then he remembers seeing a CPR class played out on a TV show, then The Bee Gees also help out. This is not a daydream, but seems like a Walter Mitty fantasy.
posted by Oyéah (11 comments total) 9 users marked this as a favorite
 
You can also use, "Another One Bites The Dust," depending on how morbid you are feeling that day.
posted by Anticipation Of A New Lover's Arrival, The at 3:59 PM on January 27, 2019 [4 favorites]


That lady is lucky she still has a face.
posted by museum of fire ants at 4:22 PM on January 27, 2019 [15 favorites]




So, I was a gore obsessed kid. I really loved reading first aid manuals because they always had cool pictures of bad things happening to bland looking adults, which was totally my bread and butter as a Weird Little Girl. My dad's been in emergency services for decades, so we had like, the good stuff, and I would get out the tracing paper and trace the best ones in secret for later review. I was particularly fond of the one on how to treat an eye that had a foreign object.

The takeway is that I voluntarily trained first aide like an hour a week for literally years.

Pretty good at it now.

This sort of thing really helps. It's also why women's heart attacks are often not recognised as such by the general public - they don't look like TV heart attacks, because you have to bust open a woman's shirt to do CPR or code her and you can't show titties on the telly.
posted by Jilder at 8:14 PM on January 27, 2019 [5 favorites]


How many people has Bono killed?
posted by pracowity at 3:11 AM on January 28, 2019


I just recertified and the instructor gave us another helpful beat (in case Stayin' Alive and Another One Bites the Dust aren't memorable enough for you): Baby Shark. Doo doo doo doo doo.
posted by stillmoving at 5:50 AM on January 28, 2019


How many people has Bono killed?

Oh, it's worse than that! Way worse. I hear every time he claps his hands a child starves to death.
posted by Naberius at 6:08 AM on January 28, 2019 [2 favorites]


What is baby shark doo doo?
posted by GoblinHoney at 9:33 AM on January 28, 2019


What is baby shark doo doo?

This is baby shark (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo). I'm not exactly sure where it came from or why it's so huge right now but it sure is.
posted by mhum at 9:55 AM on January 28, 2019


And! If you really want to psych yourself up in the event that you too may someday need to do CPR, you can listen to New York Presbyterian's CPR playlist on Spotify, featuring the aforementioned songs (minus Baby Shark, fortunately/unfortunately)!
posted by stellaluna at 12:37 PM on January 28, 2019 [2 favorites]




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