LUCAS: Okay, so at the end of this romantic scene, we'll have Annakin demonstrate his prowess by surfboarding on the back of a gigantic pig.posted by ook at 8:24 AM on June 19, 2002
STUPIDITY FILTER: No, I'm sorry, pig-surfing is stupid. Besides, there have been surf- and/or skate-boarding scenes in every film aimed at the PG market for the last three years.
LUCAS: Okay, what if instead of a big pig, it was more like an enormous grazing tick?
SF: No. Sorry. Still stupid.
LUCAS: Hm. Ok, skip the surfing -- how 'bout Yoda comes in and kicks his ass in a lightsaber duel?
SF: Well, continuity might have a problem with it, but it works for me.
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I'm surprised the article doesn't mention the failure of the Final Fantasy movie.
posted by bobo123 at 3:22 PM on June 18, 2002