How many puppies fit in a bucket?
March 12, 2020 1:46 PM Subscribe
i want the bucket
posted by poffin boffin at 1:51 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
posted by poffin boffin at 1:51 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
Man I needed that just now. A fantastic break from decision making around the what's happening.
posted by Plafield at 1:56 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
posted by Plafield at 1:56 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
All of them!
Is the answer all of them?
Why yes, yes it is.
posted by chavenet at 2:00 PM on March 12, 2020 [13 favorites]
Is the answer all of them?
Why yes, yes it is.
posted by chavenet at 2:00 PM on March 12, 2020 [13 favorites]
How many puppies want to STAY in the bucket?
posted by jenfullmoon at 2:03 PM on March 12, 2020
posted by jenfullmoon at 2:03 PM on March 12, 2020
Is there room for one biffa also?
posted by biffa at 2:08 PM on March 12, 2020 [5 favorites]
posted by biffa at 2:08 PM on March 12, 2020 [5 favorites]
That was a very satisfying conclusion.
I would like this bucket of puppies to come visit me.
posted by darksong at 2:11 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
I would like this bucket of puppies to come visit me.
posted by darksong at 2:11 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
I needed this today.
posted by sfts2 at 2:12 PM on March 12, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by sfts2 at 2:12 PM on March 12, 2020 [1 favorite]
It's really just a recipe for...
k-os
No time to get down 'cause I'm moving up
No time to get down 'cause I'm moving up
No time to get down 'cause I'm moving up
Ah ha, check out thecrabs pups in the bucket
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:13 PM on March 12, 2020 [4 favorites]
k-os
No time to get down 'cause I'm moving up
No time to get down 'cause I'm moving up
No time to get down 'cause I'm moving up
Ah ha, check out the
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:13 PM on March 12, 2020 [4 favorites]
This bucket, where can I get one?
posted by BigHeartedGuy at 2:14 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
posted by BigHeartedGuy at 2:14 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
Bucket of Puppies in 2020!
posted by Splunge at 2:31 PM on March 12, 2020 [10 favorites]
posted by Splunge at 2:31 PM on March 12, 2020 [10 favorites]
This is the suspenseful coffee spewing content I look for. Four! Four! will it be....can it be???.....: !!! Five?!! Oh wow man, there's like a whole bunch of pups in that bucket.
And then.....then....glorious beams of light shot out of every surface and lo, another pup was granted unto us all.
posted by winesong at 2:42 PM on March 12, 2020 [10 favorites]
And then.....then....glorious beams of light shot out of every surface and lo, another pup was granted unto us all.
posted by winesong at 2:42 PM on March 12, 2020 [10 favorites]
so I watched this and started doing the count -- "two... three... four... four and and half... "
mrs. blank walks in, I restart the video, and right on cue, she says, "three, four, four and half...."
posted by martin q blank at 2:47 PM on March 12, 2020 [4 favorites]
mrs. blank walks in, I restart the video, and right on cue, she says, "three, four, four and half...."
posted by martin q blank at 2:47 PM on March 12, 2020 [4 favorites]
Not fitting has to be so confusing to them as they grow!
posted by Jazz Hands at 3:07 PM on March 12, 2020 [4 favorites]
posted by Jazz Hands at 3:07 PM on March 12, 2020 [4 favorites]
So now people are hoarding puppies?
posted by buildmyworld at 3:49 PM on March 12, 2020 [13 favorites]
posted by buildmyworld at 3:49 PM on March 12, 2020 [13 favorites]
i want the bucket
I want to BE the bucket. Five puppies piled on top of me!
posted by Harvey Kilobit at 3:57 PM on March 12, 2020 [7 favorites]
I want to BE the bucket. Five puppies piled on top of me!
posted by Harvey Kilobit at 3:57 PM on March 12, 2020 [7 favorites]
Jazz Hands: Not fitting has to be so confusing to them as they grow!
They'd be even more confused if you gave them a bucket that grew slightly faster than they did.
posted by clawsoon at 3:59 PM on March 12, 2020
They'd be even more confused if you gave them a bucket that grew slightly faster than they did.
posted by clawsoon at 3:59 PM on March 12, 2020
It places the puppies into the bucket, it does this whenever it's told
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 4:07 PM on March 12, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 4:07 PM on March 12, 2020 [1 favorite]
The puppies just keep coming! I bet their tummies are really warm, and I want to snorgle them.
Thanks for posting!
posted by bookmammal at 4:18 PM on March 12, 2020 [1 favorite]
Thanks for posting!
posted by bookmammal at 4:18 PM on March 12, 2020 [1 favorite]
All together now... BE... the bucket.... hmmmm....
posted by TrishaU at 4:28 PM on March 12, 2020 [2 favorites]
posted by TrishaU at 4:28 PM on March 12, 2020 [2 favorites]
I want to BE the bucket. Five puppies piled on top of me!
Six puppies! Six!
posted by tavella at 5:12 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
Six puppies! Six!
posted by tavella at 5:12 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
The puppy stage dive was pretty great.
posted by asperity at 6:01 PM on March 12, 2020 [7 favorites]
posted by asperity at 6:01 PM on March 12, 2020 [7 favorites]
thank you for the important science
we believe we are five years away from a bucket that holds seven puppies
posted by officer_fred at 6:39 PM on March 12, 2020 [18 favorites]
we believe we are five years away from a bucket that holds seven puppies
posted by officer_fred at 6:39 PM on March 12, 2020 [18 favorites]
This is like the old joke about half-full/half-empty:
Pessimist: this glass is half-empty.
Optimist: this glass is half-full.
Engineer: this glass is too small.
Puppers: *wiggle*.
posted by SPrintF at 6:49 PM on March 12, 2020 [7 favorites]
Pessimist: this glass is half-empty.
Optimist: this glass is half-full.
Engineer: this glass is too small.
Puppers: *wiggle*.
posted by SPrintF at 6:49 PM on March 12, 2020 [7 favorites]
Can I haz puppies in bucket?
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 7:02 PM on March 12, 2020 [2 favorites]
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 7:02 PM on March 12, 2020 [2 favorites]
"Do not try and fill the bucket, That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth... there is no bucket. Then you will see it is not the bucket that fills, it is only yourself."
Apologies for two posts in succession: I'm in the Bay Area and everyone is acting like it's the fucking apocalypse. I'm home, a little tipsy, and a little needing to counter some of the gloom n doom.
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 7:11 PM on March 12, 2020 [7 favorites]
Apologies for two posts in succession: I'm in the Bay Area and everyone is acting like it's the fucking apocalypse. I'm home, a little tipsy, and a little needing to counter some of the gloom n doom.
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 7:11 PM on March 12, 2020 [7 favorites]
Entropy, I wub nu.
posted by No Robots at 7:29 PM on March 12, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by No Robots at 7:29 PM on March 12, 2020 [1 favorite]
Just the right number will fit. The number that will fit, whatever it is, is sufficient to fill a basket with puppies, and I think all tight-thinking people can agree that a basket full of puppies is perfect.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 10:14 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
posted by ricochet biscuit at 10:14 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
From tomorrow's NYT:
AQUARIUM WORKER EXONERATED IN BUKKIT THEFT AFTER SHOCKING VIDEO SURFACES
Elephant Seal's Fourteen Year Search Ends; Six Fluffy Doggos Charged Jointly, Will Appear In Juvenile Court
posted by Sauce Trough at 10:18 PM on March 12, 2020 [8 favorites]
AQUARIUM WORKER EXONERATED IN BUKKIT THEFT AFTER SHOCKING VIDEO SURFACES
Elephant Seal's Fourteen Year Search Ends; Six Fluffy Doggos Charged Jointly, Will Appear In Juvenile Court
posted by Sauce Trough at 10:18 PM on March 12, 2020 [8 favorites]
Mod note: A few comments deleted; I know it's meant in a friendly/riffing spirit but let's skip the gross/disturbing riffs on an advertised-as-cute/light post
posted by LobsterMitten (staff) at 10:45 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
posted by LobsterMitten (staff) at 10:45 PM on March 12, 2020 [3 favorites]
Pessimist: this glass is half-empty.
Optimist: this glass is half-full.
Engineer: this glass is too small.
Puppers: *wiggle*
As an ex engineer, I feel bound to point out that the engineer's observation would be that the glass is too big, not too small, since any capacity not devoted to containing water is clearly a waste of valuable glass-making material. Also that jokes get much better when you explain them properly. This is because of evolutionary psychology, in which I assume I have more expertise than you do. That was a joke at my own expense alluding to so-called "engineer's disease", which I do not actually suffer from.
How many puppies fit in a bucket?
The linked material suggests that the correct answer is six. This seems suspiciously easy to measure. Is it a trick question? Or is it just something I would need to own a puppy to understand? Are puppies operated similarly to cats?
posted by flabdablet at 12:26 AM on March 13, 2020 [4 favorites]
Optimist: this glass is half-full.
Engineer: this glass is too small.
Puppers: *wiggle*
As an ex engineer, I feel bound to point out that the engineer's observation would be that the glass is too big, not too small, since any capacity not devoted to containing water is clearly a waste of valuable glass-making material. Also that jokes get much better when you explain them properly. This is because of evolutionary psychology, in which I assume I have more expertise than you do. That was a joke at my own expense alluding to so-called "engineer's disease", which I do not actually suffer from.
How many puppies fit in a bucket?
The linked material suggests that the correct answer is six. This seems suspiciously easy to measure. Is it a trick question? Or is it just something I would need to own a puppy to understand? Are puppies operated similarly to cats?
posted by flabdablet at 12:26 AM on March 13, 2020 [4 favorites]
I was really worried that the video was going to end without the last puppy getting into the bucket.
posted by geegollygosh at 5:27 AM on March 13, 2020 [12 favorites]
posted by geegollygosh at 5:27 AM on March 13, 2020 [12 favorites]
I was really worried that the video was going to end without the last puppy getting into the bucket.
Hello!? SPOILERZ!!
posted by The Bellman at 9:28 AM on March 13, 2020 [4 favorites]
Hello!? SPOILERZ!!
posted by The Bellman at 9:28 AM on March 13, 2020 [4 favorites]
i want the bucket
I want to BE the bucket. Five puppies piled on top of me!
Noooo they be
stealin' my Bucket!
posted by wires at 1:53 PM on March 13, 2020 [2 favorites]
I want to BE the bucket. Five puppies piled on top of me!
Noooo they be
stealin' my Bucket!
posted by wires at 1:53 PM on March 13, 2020 [2 favorites]
Six puppies! Six!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
(lightning)
posted by Pistache at 5:56 PM on March 13, 2020 [4 favorites]
Ha! Ha! Ha!
(lightning)
posted by Pistache at 5:56 PM on March 13, 2020 [4 favorites]
They're good dogs, Brent.
posted by yes I said yes I will Yes at 5:59 PM on March 13, 2020 [2 favorites]
posted by yes I said yes I will Yes at 5:59 PM on March 13, 2020 [2 favorites]
I want to stick my face into this bucket and just remain there for the foreseeable future.
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 1:17 PM on March 14, 2020 [3 favorites]
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 1:17 PM on March 14, 2020 [3 favorites]
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i like this very much.
posted by grumpybear69 at 1:49 PM on March 12, 2020 [5 favorites]