metapet:

August 15, 2002 7:33 AM

metapet: it isn't friday yet, but by tomorrow you could have some bio-engineered creatures working for you while you play...
posted by ultradian (7 comments total)

When I read the tag line for this all I could think of is the strange, elephant-like creature that Zorg had in _The 5th Element_. It, apparently, lived in his desk.

Where can I get one of those?
posted by hadashi at 7:47 AM on August 15, 2002

Where can I get one of those?

Bedrock.
posted by Danelope at 7:57 AM on August 15, 2002

A frighteningly accurate simulation of office life.

Funny thing is... I'm sitting in a cubicle as I'm playing this game... but... but... who's playing me!?!!?
posted by poq at 8:02 AM on August 15, 2002

With all my chemical (medicine) intake, I am already a bio-engineered creature working for me while I play 9more or less).
posted by semmi at 8:24 AM on August 15, 2002

With all my chemical (medicine) intake, I am already a bio-engineered creature working for me while I play (more or less).
posted by semmi at 8:24 AM on August 15, 2002

"But heed my words, citizens of Townsville: if you plan to keep the BEEBO as a pet, you must remember to feed him once, and only once!"

"Professor? You’re holding up two fingers...Oh, OK, I get it. Once a day."

"No…once!"

"Right, once in a while-"

"-Mayor, you can’t have one."
posted by Smart Dalek at 6:54 PM on August 15, 2002

Swordfishtrombones over-dosed on stimulants, fell into a coma, then died.

Within 20 seconds of playing. I need more coffee.
posted by swordfishtrombones at 1:00 AM on August 16, 2002