Silence the Crunch
November 29, 2023 3:31 PM Subscribe
Be free from annoying your friends with eating noises while gaming! The future is now.
We aren't even at the calendar opposition of April 1. Like WTF is going on with this.
posted by hippybear at 3:40 PM on November 29, 2023 [3 favorites]
posted by hippybear at 3:40 PM on November 29, 2023 [3 favorites]
You can get the same noise reduction by soaking your Doritos in Dr. Pepper for 10-15 minutes before eating.
Surely you mean Mountain Dew.
posted by Literaryhero at 3:51 PM on November 29, 2023 [9 favorites]
Surely you mean Mountain Dew.
posted by Literaryhero at 3:51 PM on November 29, 2023 [9 favorites]
Honestly, this is the AI innovation I've been waiting for. Now do babies on airplanes.
posted by mrmcsurly at 3:55 PM on November 29, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by mrmcsurly at 3:55 PM on November 29, 2023 [1 favorite]
Do not dip the babies on the airplanes in mountain dew for 15 minutes.
posted by mhoye at 4:25 PM on November 29, 2023 [3 favorites]
posted by mhoye at 4:25 PM on November 29, 2023 [3 favorites]
Don't touch that dude's mouse.
posted by Nelson at 4:27 PM on November 29, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by Nelson at 4:27 PM on November 29, 2023 [1 favorite]
NVIDIA RTX Voice can filter noise out of both your outgoing audio AND incoming audio. I (re)installed it briefly when my boss's Bluetooth headset was dying.
posted by krisjohn at 4:29 PM on November 29, 2023
posted by krisjohn at 4:29 PM on November 29, 2023
I like the crunch, but this is about gaming?!?!
posted by jenfullmoon at 4:31 PM on November 29, 2023
posted by jenfullmoon at 4:31 PM on November 29, 2023
No one should be eating Doritos while gaming. Who wants that nacho cheese dust all over their peripherals?
posted by May Kasahara at 5:23 PM on November 29, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by May Kasahara at 5:23 PM on November 29, 2023 [1 favorite]
They don't help with the crunch, but finger chopsticks help with the cruft.
posted by seanmpuckett at 5:53 PM on November 29, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by seanmpuckett at 5:53 PM on November 29, 2023 [1 favorite]
If they could just do this with people who swallow loudly too.
posted by notoriety public at 7:14 PM on November 29, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by notoriety public at 7:14 PM on November 29, 2023 [1 favorite]
You laugh but the other day I had an extended phone conversation with a student worker in our IT department who was eating a huge sandwich or something during the whole call. At first I just had trouble understanding him and wondered what was going on, but then I heard the chewing.
posted by LarryC at 9:21 PM on November 29, 2023
posted by LarryC at 9:21 PM on November 29, 2023
I had an extended phone conversation with a student worker in our IT department who was eating a huge sandwich or something during the whole call.
The old George Costanza eating an apple on the phone to seem casual trick.
posted by Literaryhero at 2:46 AM on November 30, 2023
The old George Costanza eating an apple on the phone to seem casual trick.
posted by Literaryhero at 2:46 AM on November 30, 2023
In the context of the gaming industry, the word 'crunch' means something else entirely.
posted by Cardinal Fang at 5:42 AM on November 30, 2023
posted by Cardinal Fang at 5:42 AM on November 30, 2023
You can get the same noise reduction by soaking your Doritos in Dr. Pepper for 10-15 minutes before eating.
Surely you mean Mountain Dew.
No, I think you both mean Pepsi Blue...
posted by senor biggles at 5:16 PM on November 30, 2023
Surely you mean Mountain Dew.
No, I think you both mean Pepsi Blue...
posted by senor biggles at 5:16 PM on November 30, 2023
P- push to talk?
posted by Scattercat at 12:49 PM on December 2, 2023
posted by Scattercat at 12:49 PM on December 2, 2023
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