Blue man runs for Senate

October 3, 2002 12:44 PM

Blue man runs for Senate Stan Jones, the Libertarian candidate for U.S. Senate in Montana suffers from argyria, a condition in which the skin becomes stained a permanent shade of blue. How do you come down with it? You drink lots of colloidal silver. Jones started mixing his own shortly before Y2K to help boost his immune system in the antibiotic-short apocolypse he was sure was coming. No word if he is now engaged in weird behavior involving metal tubes.
posted by agaffin (26 comments total)

Can lack of colloidal silver cause reposts?
posted by sharksandwich at 12:48 PM on October 3, 2002

Yes.
posted by ac at 12:53 PM on October 3, 2002

Oh, damn, color me blue - dunno how I missed that one, sorry!
posted by agaffin at 12:53 PM on October 3, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new blue Libertarian overlords.
posted by Banky_Edwards at 1:04 PM on October 3, 2002

dunno how I missed that one, sorry!


Well, how about searching the FP for key words like "blue"?

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Blue pancakes anybody?
posted by matteo at 1:05 PM on October 3, 2002

If he's elected, he might become a Blue Dog Democrat!
posted by RobbieFal at 1:08 PM on October 3, 2002

This guy should've kept his hands to himself on the Willy Wonka Factory Tour.
posted by Ty Webb at 1:10 PM on October 3, 2002

So then this photo of him is color corrected?
posted by quirked at 1:10 PM on October 3, 2002

It was taken before his Blue Period.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:15 PM on October 3, 2002

Mmmm...pancakes. With blue food coloring.
posted by ac at 1:20 PM on October 3, 2002

It's going to be the next big thing in the goth kid circles. black lipstick is going to be for posers.
posted by stifford at 1:29 PM on October 3, 2002

Agaffin wins "Most Graceful Comment Conceding Double Post Award", no contest. Quick, elegant and humorous - a winning combination!
posted by MiguelCardoso at 1:52 PM on October 3, 2002

It'll be a pity if he wins. He'll be stuck in Washington most of the year, instead of joining his colleagues in delighting Vegas audiences with their hilarious antics.
posted by padraigin at 1:52 PM on October 3, 2002

I thought the smurfs were communists?
posted by Dreamghost at 1:57 PM on October 3, 2002

Call Eiffel 65, there's definitely commercial possibilities here.
posted by Fofer at 1:58 PM on October 3, 2002

If while campaigning he pulls his pants down and sticks it out a car window is that a "Blue Moon"?
posted by mss at 2:04 PM on October 3, 2002

it = his ass
posted by mss at 2:05 PM on October 3, 2002

Two things come to mind :

- "Mr. Blue" by the Fleetwoods (or was it the Skyliners? no, it was the Fleetwoods)

- That BBC photo looks like a frame of cgi "in-between" animation from an outtake from the X-Men movie. (Sorry, I would find a relevant link if I weren't at work.)
posted by britain at 2:05 PM on October 3, 2002

Oh great, next he'll be demanding special rights.
posted by trioperative at 2:05 PM on October 3, 2002

Man, I wish I'd said that.
posted by soyjoy at 2:23 PM on October 3, 2002

And here I thought a Blue Man would be running for congress.
posted by whatzit at 3:05 PM on October 3, 2002

Gadzooks, a double post within a single thread.
posted by tingley at 3:12 PM on October 3, 2002

Thats what he gets for being a paranoid freak. Of course, that will probably go over well in Montana.
posted by Blubble at 3:19 PM on October 3, 2002

Ha ha! His skin is blue!
posted by Hildago at 6:53 PM on October 3, 2002

I dunno, he doesn't look that blue to me. More a touch of gray.
posted by dr_dank at 7:00 PM on October 3, 2002

He got this case of the blues from ingesting silver? Such brilliance is bound to tarnish his career. Surely the voters will polish him off on election day.
posted by Alylex at 7:54 PM on October 3, 2002