June 9, 2000

7:22 AM

a few weeks ago, I introduced dr. mcqueen to the breast chronicles. I didn't hear from the good doctor again until he was calling me- "did you look at the breast chronicles today?" He had a tinny edge to his voice that suggested hysteria. While a fan of breasts, I involve my time more with obtuse intellectual trivia and the collection of semen-encrusted socks. then the emails began. dr. mcqueen was surfing- surfing with a pazzion and zeal unseen since the robot wars of '97. my theory is that dr. mcqueen was driven mad by charlotte's admittedly glorious breasts. he had to know and see more. he wanted her legs and her eyes, she became a star to him. soon the emails reached a fevered pitch, charting the four corners of what I have come to call the breast network.>>>>
posted by wisdom (17 comments total)

Charlotte's a pretty amazing young lady. Incredibly talented...and can work us guys into a total frenzy.

Too bad she dislikes smokers and finds Americans obnoxious. (moi???? Obnoxious???) :0)

She seems to be doing all the right things, including her constantly mentioning Ash, her boyfriend, to all would-be stalkers. I just hope it all never backfires on her.... She makes some really fun sites.
posted by EricBrooksDotCom at 1:19 PM on June 9, 2000

Jesus, people! Get a life!
posted by Mr. skullhead at 11:17 AM on June 10, 2000

ROFL! Ditto on that one Mister Skullhead.
posted by FAB4GIRL at 7:17 PM on June 10, 2000

Yeah!!! What Fab4Girl said!!!!! :0)

She's great, she's talented...she finally acknowleged my existence! I'm a happy camper and ready to resume my life!

Uh...what else is going on here on the web, anyway anyway?
posted by EricBrooksDotCom at 6:56 AM on June 11, 2000

LOL! Who you calling great and talented? If it's me than I'm a happy camper aswell. But I'm thinking it's not me somehow so I will just find a corner and sit in it and cry. ;-)
posted by FAB4GIRL at 8:14 AM on June 11, 2000

No !!!! Of course I was talking about *you* FAB4GIRL !!!!! ;0)
posted by EricBrooksDotCom at 9:27 AM on June 11, 2000

I'm your biggest fan! :0)
posted by EricBrooksDotCom at 9:31 AM on June 11, 2000

I dunno, Eric; she doesn't seem to find *me* overly obnoxious... which is noteworthy; most women do, especially ones with breasts like hers (my infantile bias is well known amongst my friends).

Since I don't smoke, the other doesn't bother me...
posted by baylink at 11:26 AM on June 11, 2000

WOO HOO! Eric Brooks likes me, he really likes me!
posted by FAB4GIRL at 1:35 PM on June 11, 2000

Baylink: I'd be considered obnoxious, no matter *where* I lived... :0) Did I ever tell you I used to be in "Annoyer's Anonymous"? They ended the program because I drove all my sponsors to drink!

Fab4Girl: Ya know it! Looking forward to your new webpage so I can plug it to death on my site!
posted by EricBrooksDotCom at 1:47 PM on June 11, 2000

I'm hard at work on it and when it's complete I will let you know Mister Brooks. I like a good plug. ;-)
posted by FAB4GIRL at 1:58 PM on June 11, 2000

Folks, if you thought Charlotte had fantastic breasts, you haven't seen Sarahs (Fab4Girl)...

heh >:-)
posted by tomcosgrave at 2:22 PM on June 11, 2000

*red* TOM! Shhh!! Well, the secrets out now everyone. Yes, I have lovely breasts. Not massive like Charlottes but then Tom doesn't like them that big ;-)

A lovely C cup here baby!!!! WOO HOO!
posted by FAB4GIRL at 5:35 PM on June 11, 2000

You *definitely* a fox...that's for sure...and hey... "C" cup certainly ain't nothing to complain about!
Yeah Tom!
posted by EricBrooksDotCom at 6:20 PM on June 11, 2000

Supposed to read "You're *definitely* a fox"

I *definitely* a illiterate. :0)
posted by EricBrooksDotCom at 7:47 PM on June 11, 2000

Awwwwww gee! Thanks Eric! :-) Nice of you to flatter me and fill my head with lies. ;-)
posted by FAB4GIRL at 3:34 PM on June 12, 2000

Oh stop it, you!!! You know I meant it all....
Especially the part about me being a illiterate.... :0)
posted by EricBrooksDotCom at 5:53 PM on June 12, 2000