Reach In And Touch Someone, Part II.

December 2, 2002 10:05 PM

Reach In And Touch Someone, Part II.If your experience with the dating service isn't completely satisfactory, you may want to take matters into your own hands. Even so, your perfect soulmate may not be available...

(link via blort, may a thousand chain-gang virgins sing its praises...)
posted by anser (5 comments total)

We have no record of an inmate named CHARLES MANSON in our database whose sex is male and race is White.

Someone's got some 'splainin to do.
posted by planetkyoto at 12:27 AM on December 3, 2002

I was a little bemused that they specifically say that the text links at the bottom of the page are there for the 'Americans with Disabilities Act'. What? Do the rest of us not warrant convenient, good web design?
posted by Space Coyote at 5:49 AM on December 3, 2002

no. and using those links without a handicap sticker will subject you to a $250 fine, bub.
posted by quonsar at 8:19 AM on December 3, 2002

planetkyoto, it only finds federal inmates. Manson's in state prison in California.

And I checked: Timothy McVeigh's still deceased.
posted by Vidiot at 9:19 AM on December 3, 2002

Wow, someone with my name was released in 1988. I don't remember this but it's always a possibility.....
posted by MaddCutty at 9:43 AM on December 3, 2002