Help save the woodland by covering your vagina with dead marsupials.
December 9, 2002 10:31 AM Subscribe
Possums are labelled an ecological pest in New Zealand, so apparently it's considered "pro-environment" to exterminate the little buggers. With that good feeling about wearing fur in your minds, save the forest and ease your holiday shopping at the same time with some fine New Zealand Possum Fur G-strings
and nipple warmers
. (Probably NSFW) But don't leave out the kids' Christmas lists! Make sure they get this season's hot toy- a possum hand puppet
fashioned straight from the carcass of the real thing! Mmmm, it's still warm.
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