Buy a bush?

December 9, 2002 4:06 PM

The Dubya Dollis making its way through commercial America. With 17 slogans and phrases, such as "We will continue putting food on your family." what red-blooded American wouldn't want one?

"My Daddy was President you know." not included.
posted by Tryptophan-5ht (17 comments total)

Can you take his clothes off?
posted by four panels at 4:11 PM on December 9, 2002

The phrase is "you're working hard to put food on your family". It is one of the finest quotes of the past 100 years.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 4:12 PM on December 9, 2002

with the mix of patriotic and idiotic sayings i really can't tell if this is parody or not. Oh well, as long as it has that famous saying about not being tricked i'll take one.
posted by NGnerd at 4:17 PM on December 9, 2002

Excuse me, four panels.

[rams heated spike into eyes]
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 4:18 PM on December 9, 2002

c'mon. bush is a stud.
posted by donkeyschlong at 4:38 PM on December 9, 2002

As in "Equine" stud, "Dude" stud, or "2x4" stud?
posted by kokogiak at 4:44 PM on December 9, 2002

yes.
posted by donkeyschlong at 5:07 PM on December 9, 2002

If you're not interested in a talking Bush doll in your Christmas stocking, maybe an Osama bin Laden action figure (complete with military jeep and bodyguards) would add a special dose of holiday cheer to your life.
posted by TBoneMcCool at 5:07 PM on December 9, 2002

I would so buy the Bush doll if it had the hilarious fool me once bit
posted by Degaz at 5:29 PM on December 9, 2002

put food on--> lay food on --> lay down some phat beats...perhaps he was trying to use slang?? Surely the president isn't just stupid. Surely he's a brilliant psychotic Yalie?? I mean that would make sense right?? I don't think your dad being at the helm of the CIA and country constitutes a normal upbringing. o<
posted by KettleBlack at 5:30 PM on December 9, 2002

Does it come with its own psychiatrist doll, complete with papers certifying that Dubya is a sociopath?
posted by scody at 5:40 PM on December 9, 2002

Well, at least it's neurologically correct.
posted by adampsyche at 5:49 PM on December 9, 2002

maybe he should come with a little bottle of jack daniels, because as we all know, bush has dry drunk syndrome.
posted by lazaruslong at 6:29 PM on December 9, 2002

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy."
-Charlie McCarthy

(Which is who this doll actually looks like. I mean, what about all that hilarious chimp stuff?)
posted by hama7 at 8:40 PM on December 9, 2002

How about a Slick Willy doll that says your daughter is safe with me, or maybe the doll can say if you tell anyone, they won't believe you.
posted by Beholder at 11:03 PM on December 9, 2002

Surely "I did not have sex with that woman" is the sine qua non of any Clinton doll.
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 11:42 PM on December 9, 2002

How about a Slick Willy doll that says your daughter is safe with me, or maybe the doll can say if you tell anyone, they won't believe you.

Because the funny part is using actual quotes. (On preview, what Joe's Spleen said).
posted by straight at 11:46 AM on December 10, 2002