Just a Touchdown From Success

January 11, 2003 9:42 PM

Democrats need to Hail Mary into the business ethic of the NFL in order to win. I just might have to watch the NFL playoffs this year.
posted by crasspastor (5 comments total)

Better step lively, you've already missed 55% of them.
posted by jonson at 10:19 PM on January 11, 2003

Next Week, we discuss how the Democrats are more like the Krispy-Kreme business model, while Republicans want a more Dunkin'-based concept.
posted by stifford at 9:43 AM on January 12, 2003

if i EVER see one more instance of government, religion and sports all supporous and encrustulated in a single post like this, i'm calling the fucking aclu. mezzle THAT in your fizzilter and smoke it! ain't you sumbitches never heerd of the constitititution?
posted by quonsar at 10:35 AM on January 12, 2003

Hot Damn Quonsar, I think you may have a record for number of embedded cultural references per word,

I SALUTE YOU!!!
posted by Elim at 4:24 PM on January 12, 2003

The article makes an interesting point, but the author did get one part wrong:

"This is a genuine competition, in which any of the 32 league members can win and it's that which generates such enormous interest."

I guess they don't show Cincinnati Bengals games in the UK.
posted by msacheson at 7:16 PM on January 12, 2003