Fametracker on the Golden Globes.

January 20, 2003 10:42 AM

You will never have to watch another awards show again.
posted by maudlin (10 comments total)

Not according to my wfie...(grumble)...
posted by davidmsc at 10:54 AM on January 20, 2003

FameTracker is great, I'm particularly fond of Hey! It's That Guy.
posted by PenDevil at 10:59 AM on January 20, 2003

I do agree with their studious reporting of Sharon Stone's subtle performance though.
posted by kokogiak at 11:11 AM on January 20, 2003

Fametracker!
posted by ColdChef at 11:21 AM on January 20, 2003

Catty fun.

Almost everyone involved seemed very drunk to me. Ms. Zellwegger, in particular, seemed like she'd put a hurting on some Mai-Tais before the show.
posted by merlinmann at 11:25 AM on January 20, 2003

Hehehe... Salma Hayak's Breasts... don't look at her face, look at me :) hehehe

I'm such a child.
posted by psychotic_venom at 11:30 AM on January 20, 2003

So.....why is Harrison Ford the sun? Does that make him more of a fame-whore than Sharon Stone? Or is he the antithesis of a fame-whore?

It probably would have helped if I had actually watched the Golden Globes...
posted by me3dia at 11:46 AM on January 20, 2003

Fametracker is nowhere near as funny as it used to be, much like the writing for TWoP, Tomato Nation, and Hissyfit. What was once sharp and insightful now goes for the easy jokes, much like Entertainment Weekly's Hot Sheet by Jim Mullens.
posted by Pancake Overlord at 11:53 AM on January 20, 2003

That was hilarious. Thanks, maudlin!
posted by Lynsey at 10:15 PM on January 20, 2003

PV: Boo on Fametracker for stealing that joke from the Onion from the photo accompanying their review of Fools Rush In. Unfortunately, it's not online, but it was the same idea -- mammary dialogue in the form of, "I'm the star of this movie!" "No, I am!"
posted by blueshammer at 12:00 PM on January 21, 2003