Or for Tupperware?

March 12, 2003 5:58 AM

Art for God?Artist Stephen Sawyer sees Jesus in boxing rings and blue jeans. Evidently, Jesus also sells coffee filters in Versailles, Kentucky, USA. Field reps are needed. warning: NSFH
posted by ?! (14 comments total)

Jesus is a white, muscular, Nordicly photrogenic boxer? How many socially constructed myths about what it means to be white can he cram into one painting? Is he hoping Jesus will box Joe Louis in heaven and win one for Max Schleming? Or did he just listen to too much Carman?

That reminds me: the Unitarians bought Jesus.com out from under the Good Lord Himself, who still needs a date.
posted by eustacescrubb at 6:47 AM on March 12, 2003

....God has given me a wonderful talent that is silenced without your support$$$ MONEY making opportunities with ART for GOD. If you would like to be a Field Rep. (i.e. Home Tupperware type parties and Church Fund Raisers) and sell our products in your area send us an email.
posted by signal at 6:53 AM on March 12, 2003

Okay, I don't have much experience with the xian worldview other than being an American, but I kinda like these. I know Jesus wasn't porcelain-skinned, but at least he looks happy.
posted by teenydreams at 7:32 AM on March 12, 2003

Is it just me or does the Joy to the World Jesus look like Kenny Rogers?
posted by Pollomacho at 8:02 AM on March 12, 2003

did he do work for any wes anderson films?
posted by th3ph17 at 9:08 AM on March 12, 2003

haha! what a clown.
posted by xmutex at 9:27 AM on March 12, 2003

man, jesus is pretty.
posted by gottabefunky at 10:12 AM on March 12, 2003

Mr. Sawyer's Jesus makes me Woody. Perhaps he's working through some issues, so be nice.
posted by WolfDaddy at 10:24 AM on March 12, 2003

...must not blow $30 adding to collection of weird Jesus art...
posted by jennyb at 10:33 AM on March 12, 2003

nsfh = Not safe for heathen? I seriously don't know...
posted by ubi at 2:36 PM on March 12, 2003

Incidentally, Jesus is with you always, whether you are driving a truck, juggling, welding, or just making a joyful noise.
posted by mikrophon at 2:39 PM on March 12, 2003

ubi: Not Safe for Hell... And before charged...I plead guilty.

Wolfdaddy: You won't see that Jesus anywhere else. Though asked to sit by other artists he's committed to Sawyer. He's not my taste, but you might like this guy as Jesus.

mikrophon: Wow, that trucker has the same pained look I get when grabbed while driving. Where is the one where Jesus is with me when I....nah, I can't write that. You just imagine it.
posted by ?! at 2:58 PM on March 12, 2003

Jesus says "Just run with it man! Riff!"
posted by madamjujujive at 9:41 PM on March 12, 2003

LOL madagjujujive
posted by th3ph17 at 8:59 AM on March 13, 2003