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Prince Charles adding to the gaiety of nations
March 21, 2003 6:32 AM   Subscribe

As everyone knows, the Bush and Windsor families are linked by (reptilian) blood. Could it be that George Bush fils has engineered this war to distract the world’s media from the shitstorm which could be about to engulf his distant cousin, Prince Charles? A man, we’re told, who requires the services of a valet even when providing a urine sample…
posted by Mocata (20 comments total)

 
What does the article have to do with George Bush?
posted by ashbury at 6:37 AM on March 21, 2003


Everyone doesn't know that the Bush and Windsor families are linked by blood - what is the relationship? No it could not be that Bush has engineered this war to distract the world’s media from the British Royal family. This is a very weak post.
posted by misteraitch at 6:39 AM on March 21, 2003


The contents of the 40-minute recording were exclusively revealed to the Sunday Mirror by someone who has watched the tapes.

Reportage at its finest.
posted by gottabefunky at 6:41 AM on March 21, 2003



Good heavens.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 6:43 AM on March 21, 2003


Did the United States launch war on Iraq so George Bush could distract attention away from whether Prince Charles is gay? Are you fucking serious? Is that really your question?

Worst. Post. Ever.
posted by pardonyou? at 6:51 AM on March 21, 2003


Just trying to add to the gaiety of nations on a cold Friday afternoon. With use of 'irony', a popular rhetorical trope.
posted by Mocata at 6:56 AM on March 21, 2003


We tip our tinfoil hats to you.
posted by konolia at 6:59 AM on March 21, 2003


Pa... the... tic.
posted by da5id at 7:01 AM on March 21, 2003


Ooh, Diana and Charles weren't close? Prince Phillip says cutting things to people? Diana didn't get along with her mother in law? Prince Charles relied on his aide? Diana was miserable? TOTAL SHOCKER!!!

Mocata: you and Alanis Morisette both need to look up "irony" in the dictionary.

[Departs post to go find something more worth her employer's time.]
posted by orange swan at 7:02 AM on March 21, 2003


If you tried writing something like that in Japan, one of these uyoku (right wing radical) sound trucks would circle around your block a few times to pick up speed, then slam into your house. Seriously, they do that.
posted by planetkyoto at 7:13 AM on March 21, 2003


If you tried writing something like that in Japan, one of these uyoku (right wing radical) sound trucks would circle around your block a few times to pick up speed, then slam into your house. Seriously, they do that.

Bush/Windsor/Reptile link. You'll have to look around his site to get it, but you still may not get it.
posted by planetkyoto at 7:23 AM on March 21, 2003


Doesn't W require assistance from Dick Perle to provide samples, if ya know what I mean? And Tariq Aziz is aware of this... *Why* is the press suppressing this info??
posted by lathrop at 7:33 AM on March 21, 2003


ah.... david icke. former footballer. current crazy-ass-mofo.
posted by grabbingsand at 7:38 AM on March 21, 2003


This post sucks.
posted by four panels at 8:36 AM on March 21, 2003


Great uyoku link, planetkyoto!
posted by mr_roboto at 10:25 AM on March 21, 2003


mraitch, apparently just about anyone can prove they are related to the royal family if they can trace their family tree back far enough. one of the family tree sites has done the bush tree and they have a relative in common with the royal family.
posted by centrs at 11:11 AM on March 21, 2003


Earlier this afternoon, I enjoyed a ham sandwich, followed by a glass of milk.
posted by dhoyt at 11:41 AM on March 21, 2003


Yup, that halted the thread.
posted by dhoyt at 1:14 PM on March 21, 2003


I would just like to state, for the record, that I am now channeling Lisa Simpson:

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
posted by dejah420 at 2:53 PM on March 21, 2003


I like milk.
posted by Vidiot at 2:56 PM on March 21, 2003


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