Help Kalki Get Laid!!!

July 14, 2000 7:48 PM

Help Kalki Get Laid!!!
Come on, MeFi... where's your community spirit? If he gets 1 Million visitors (current count:262940), nine girls have agreed to sleep with him.
Help the kid out, willya???
Via: Sugar & Brine
posted by EricBrooksDotCom (11 comments total)

They "promised" him that cuz they knew he'd never get a million visits, and I for one would never wish to disappoint the ladies.
posted by ZachsMind at 9:35 PM on July 14, 2000

There are a number of these "million hit" deals. It's all just a great, heaping gob of promotional poop.

posted by aladfar at 10:39 PM on July 14, 2000

I was reading it further, and CrapTV is sponsoring him too... if he gets a million hits *to* CrapTV *though* him, they'll supposedly put him up in a hotel and get him hookers (I dunno, he kinda looks like a minor to me...)

Is that *REALLY* what this is about... traffic to CrapTV?

(Note how I can switch sides without admitting I was wrong, am I slick or what?)

posted by EricBrooksDotCom at 10:49 PM on July 14, 2000

I wonder if any of the girls involved here have stopped to think that what they're doing here is essentially whoring in the classic prostitutional sense (dollars or hits, what's the difference?), Not that I mind, just saying.
posted by aaron at 5:51 AM on July 15, 2000

This is vaguely reminiscent of the shower project.
posted by Steven Den Beste at 10:07 AM on July 15, 2000

Betcha anything the girls don't sleep with him once he gets the hits.
posted by Succa at 12:54 PM on July 15, 2000

This is just another in a long line of self promotional net hoaxes, isn't it? I refuse to click on the link because the whole thing is just too silly, not to mention repulsive!
posted by Mr. skullhead at 12:58 PM on July 15, 2000

These pages aren't even funny or original anymore. Sure, the first one was kinda cute but it just seems that any prepubescent teen with a little knowledge of HTML is whipping up a page like this. Stupid stupid stupid. I wonder how many of those girls really said they'd sleep with the guy?!?
posted by PWA_BadBoy at 1:03 PM on July 15, 2000

I'd just like to point out that this guy is in no way a representative of all of ohio state. but hey, if you follow the link you can get his home address, in case you want to camp out outside his window while he's enjoying his winnings.
posted by zempf at 2:13 PM on July 15, 2000

I agree. It's astroturf.
posted by dhartung at 8:29 PM on July 15, 2000

I'm just amused that he only gets so much bandwith a month, so it's going to take him ten years to reach his goal. Shithead. (Him, not any of you.)
posted by Ezrael at 11:34 AM on July 19, 2000