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April 24, 2003 3:41 PM   Subscribe

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posted by bingbangbong (35 comments total)

 
slamburglar
posted by bingbangbong at 3:43 PM on April 24, 2003


"This one has a picture of a guy eating a sandwich, if you're into that sort of thing."
posted by tomorama at 3:46 PM on April 24, 2003


Priceless.
posted by y6y6y6 at 3:48 PM on April 24, 2003


I'd hit that pastrami.
posted by padraigin at 3:52 PM on April 24, 2003


Ah... It's all about lunch.
posted by Mark Doner at 3:57 PM on April 24, 2003


I, for one, welcome our new...

Ha! Just kidding! I actually think this is not so bad. How many times have you heard it said that a waifish victim of anorexic fashion culture like Kate Moss 'Needs to eat a sandwich'? And it's not innuendo - it's like: dude, go to Subway. Maybe if more people had an eating fetish people could relax a little bit.

Also, this data point bolsters my theory:

For all x, there exists a y such that y has a fetish for x.
posted by crunchburger at 3:59 PM on April 24, 2003


Similar:
Girls wearing headphones
Girls brushing their teeth
posted by sonofsamiam at 4:10 PM on April 24, 2003




Now that look delicious. I'd love to throw it on the George Foreman for a few minutes.
posted by TurkishGolds at 4:13 PM on April 24, 2003


Have these girls gone wild???

Great link, bbb.
posted by WolfDaddy at 4:17 PM on April 24, 2003


Have these girls gone wild???

hmm...a bunch of drunk girls eating sandwiches...man...i don't think i want to see that.

what if they can't keep it down?
posted by Stynxno at 4:20 PM on April 24, 2003


TSFW?
posted by xmutex at 4:22 PM on April 24, 2003


totally safe for work ?
posted by zeoslap at 4:24 PM on April 24, 2003


screw all this "girls doing stuff," i want my furniture porn!
posted by joedan at 4:27 PM on April 24, 2003


"Now with inane descriptions" is the killer line.

Dammit, there are no pictures of a ruben sandwich. Ummmm.

This is the reason why I come to metafilter, not for the cliched "Newsfilter" pissing matches.
posted by beatnik808 at 4:29 PM on April 24, 2003


Unless you work in hardcore, in which case it's...

Too Safe For Work?
posted by inpHilltr8r at 4:30 PM on April 24, 2003


Yes, Beatnik, I too hate discussion.
posted by xmutex at 4:31 PM on April 24, 2003


Xmutex:

No, I hate mindless repetition of the same tired arguments not an actual discussion.
posted by beatnik808 at 4:50 PM on April 24, 2003


I'm suddenly not hungry or turned on...was this the intended result?
posted by aaronscool at 4:57 PM on April 24, 2003


Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that this link is the one that caused Jared's wife to file for divorce when she found it in his bookmarks?
posted by filmgoerjuan at 6:36 PM on April 24, 2003


Too Scrumptious For Work?
posted by LexRockhard at 6:52 PM on April 24, 2003


Tuna Sandwich For Women?
posted by FormlessOne at 7:04 PM on April 24, 2003


I knew this already.
posted by wobh at 7:44 PM on April 24, 2003


Tuna Salad on Fresh Wheat
posted by DragonBoy at 8:47 PM on April 24, 2003


And if amateurs eating don't do it for you, there's always Celebrities Eating.
posted by hades at 9:14 PM on April 24, 2003


Now that look delicious. I'd love to throw it on the George Foreman for a few minutes.

That looks way too much like an Arby's sandwich, man.

"I'm so hungry I could eat Arby's"

"Whoaaaaaaa."
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:22 PM on April 24, 2003


This Shit's Fucking Weird
posted by Fofer at 10:24 PM on April 24, 2003


Too Silly For Words
posted by glennie at 10:56 PM on April 24, 2003


That looks way too much like an Arby's sandwich, man.

Whatever, I don't care what it is. I'd take the meat out, throw it on the Foreman, and tilt it up so that the grease doesn't run off as intended. Then I'd put the meat back on the roll and throw the whole thing on the Foreman, crisping up the bread.

Then we'll take some really hot photographs.
posted by TurkishGolds at 6:56 AM on April 25, 2003


I'm a bad person for posting this link, but I am reminded of Fat Chicks in Party Hats, which is like this except for the parts where it's really really mean and in broken english. Miguel (a different Miguel) is a dick, but a fascinating one.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 7:03 AM on April 25, 2003


Security Gone Wild
posted by oninochuck at 7:06 AM on April 25, 2003


Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that this link is the one that caused Jared's wife to file for divorce when she found it in his bookmarks?

Dude, Jared's died and gone to heaven!

No, I mean it literally! Here's the evidence: "The franchise owner stole his pants and hired an actor named Dennis J. Carmichael to assume the identity of his 'diet miracle boy.'"


posted by soyjoy at 8:17 AM on April 25, 2003


I always suspected something like that, soyjoy!

My personal theory is that the woman who plays Jared's wife in the commercials is nothing more than a beard. Subway is totally paranoid that the public will frown upon Jared and Clay Henry's "special friendship"...though I've yet to stumble across the video clip of Clay giving Jared a "foot long Spicy Thai Chicken on Garlic Oregano Bread" *wink wink*...if you know what I mean...
posted by filmgoerjuan at 9:07 AM on April 25, 2003


I don't know what's wrong with the creator of this web site, but it's certainly not a sandwich deficiency.
posted by jonp72 at 3:18 PM on April 25, 2003


Valerie Bertinelli? Is that you?
posted by sageleaf at 3:36 PM on April 25, 2003


You lika de mayo, eh?
posted by Devils Slide at 3:51 PM on April 25, 2003


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