"This one has a picture of a guy eating a sandwich, if you're into that sort of thing." posted by tomorama at 3:46 PM on April 24, 2003
Priceless. posted by y6y6y6 at 3:48 PM on April 24, 2003
I'd hit that pastrami. posted by padraigin at 3:52 PM on April 24, 2003
Ah... It's all about lunch. posted by Mark Doner at 3:57 PM on April 24, 2003
I, for one, welcome our new...
Ha! Just kidding! I actually think this is not so bad. How many times have you heard it said that a waifish victim of anorexic fashion culture like Kate Moss 'Needs to eat a sandwich'? And it's not innuendo - it's like: dude, go to Subway. Maybe if more people had an eating fetish people could relax a little bit.
Also, this data point bolsters my theory:
For all x, there exists a y such that y has a fetish for x. posted by crunchburger at 3:59 PM on April 24, 2003
Yes, Beatnik, I too hate discussion. posted by xmutex at 4:31 PM on April 24, 2003
Xmutex:
No, I hate mindless repetition of the same tired arguments not an actual discussion. posted by beatnik808 at 4:50 PM on April 24, 2003
I'm suddenly not hungry or turned on...was this the intended result? posted by aaronscool at 4:57 PM on April 24, 2003
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that this link is the one that caused Jared's wife to file for divorce when she found it in his bookmarks? posted by filmgoerjuan at 6:36 PM on April 24, 2003
Too Scrumptious For Work? posted by LexRockhard at 6:52 PM on April 24, 2003
Tuna Sandwich For Women? posted by FormlessOne at 7:04 PM on April 24, 2003
This Shit's Fucking Weird posted by Fofer at 10:24 PM on April 24, 2003
Too Silly For Words posted by glennie at 10:56 PM on April 24, 2003
That looks way too much like an Arby's sandwich, man.
Whatever, I don't care what it is. I'd take the meat out, throw it on the Foreman, and tilt it up so that the grease doesn't run off as intended. Then I'd put the meat back on the roll and throw the whole thing on the Foreman, crisping up the bread.
Then we'll take some really hot photographs. posted by TurkishGolds at 6:56 AM on April 25, 2003
I'm a bad person for posting this link, but I am reminded of Fat Chicks in Party Hats, which is like this except for the parts where it's really really mean and in broken english. Miguel (a different Miguel) is a dick, but a fascinating one. posted by PinkStainlessTail at 7:03 AM on April 25, 2003
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that this link is the one that caused Jared's wife to file for divorce when she found it in his bookmarks?
Dude, Jared's died and gone to heaven!
No, I mean it literally! Here's the evidence:"The franchise owner stole his pants and hired an actor named Dennis J. Carmichael to assume the identity of his 'diet miracle boy.'"
My personal theory is that the woman who plays Jared's wife in the commercials is nothing more than a beard. Subway is totally paranoid that the public will frown upon Jared and Clay Henry's "special friendship"...though I've yet to stumble across the video clip of Clay giving Jared a "foot long Spicy Thai Chicken on Garlic Oregano Bread" *wink wink*...if you know what I mean... posted by filmgoerjuan at 9:07 AM on April 25, 2003
I don't know what's wrong with the creator of this web site, but it's certainly not a sandwich deficiency. posted by jonp72 at 3:18 PM on April 25, 2003
Valerie Bertinelli? Is that you? posted by sageleaf at 3:36 PM on April 25, 2003
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