Bush Regime Playing Cards

April 28, 2003 8:05 AM

Bush Regime Playing Cards, with Ari Fleischer as the King of Hearts. [via Daily Kos]
posted by kirkaracha (25 comments total)

Hrm, Michell Malkin is pretty hot...

...Although amazingly xenophibc for an asian chick.
posted by delmoi at 8:23 AM on April 28, 2003

Pretty weak, John Poindexter should be one of the top aces.
posted by magullo at 8:23 AM on April 28, 2003

What a wonderful world it could be.
posted by the fire you left me at 8:31 AM on April 28, 2003

Apart from the pictures, the cards are low-res...they look like they were stretched from the Windows Solitare game.
posted by goethean at 8:34 AM on April 28, 2003

Lou Dobbs? Come on, Bill O'Reilly is much worse.
posted by Bag Man at 8:43 AM on April 28, 2003

Ann Coulter's dead fish eyes are just too much.
posted by skallas at 9:18 AM on April 28, 2003

Ari has certainly captured my heart with his obfuscating antics.
posted by gottabefunky at 9:27 AM on April 28, 2003

Is Ralph Nader the joker?
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:27 AM on April 28, 2003

Yeah we're going to take all the people who we don't agree with, irregardless of whether they have anything to do with Bush, and villanize them by calling them part of the "Bush Regime"... what a great idea

/sarcasm
posted by gyc at 9:39 AM on April 28, 2003

Is Colin Powell our Baghdad Bob?
posted by AstroGuy at 9:42 AM on April 28, 2003

I'm still waiting for the "Op. Iraqi Freedom" Tarot deck.
posted by fredosan at 9:44 AM on April 28, 2003

Orrin Hatch only rates a nine?

Come on, the man is pure evil.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:46 AM on April 28, 2003

Up next? A Metafilter deck!

Personally, I'm bucking for 7 of Clubs.
posted by UncleFes at 9:46 AM on April 28, 2003

I'm guessing Lou Dobbs is on there because he, along with CNN correspondent Candy Crowley, joked about putting the Democratic candidates on a deck of cards last week.

Crowley: ...[Gary Hart running] would make ten candidates. And if it keeps going like this, pretty soon we're going to need a deck of cards to keep them all straight. So far, nobody seems to have an ace in the hole....

Dobbs: Candy Crowley, I just can't wait really to see what the reaction is amongst those nine to being in a deck of cards -- given the fun everyone's having in Iraq with them.

Yeah, Lou, everyone's having a real blast in Iraq.
posted by pitchblende at 10:10 AM on April 28, 2003

I'm still waiting for the "Op. Iraqi Freedom" Tarot deck.

They're not Tarot, but here are the Operation Iraqi Freedom Action Cards.
posted by homunculus at 10:19 AM on April 28, 2003

ace of spades seems to be doing pretty well for himself ... what a deal to appoint oneself for veep.
posted by specialk420 at 10:21 AM on April 28, 2003

I thought you were referring to this deck, which is pretty much the same joke.
posted by O9scar at 10:21 AM on April 28, 2003

I thought you were referring to this deck, which is pretty much the same joke.

The world trade organization? who woulda thunkit?
I like their roster, though they seem to have forgotten somebody.
posted by PrinceValium at 11:28 AM on April 28, 2003

I thought you were referring to the deck at downloadpeace.
posted by sudama at 12:09 PM on April 28, 2003

Ann Coulter's dead fish eyes are just too much

Admit it, skallas. You want her. Just like James Carville wanted Mary Matalin.
posted by MrBaliHai at 12:21 PM on April 28, 2003

PrinceValium, The real WTO site is here. Gatt.org is a prank site run by these guys.

And Dubya's in the deck - he's just not the Ace of Spades.
posted by O9scar at 12:39 PM on April 28, 2003

Ann Coulter is kinda cute......in that master-race sort of way.
posted by elwoodwiles at 2:25 PM on April 28, 2003

similar but different.
posted by crunchland at 2:44 PM on April 28, 2003

This is a handy guide to which bums need to be thrown out.
posted by Soliloquy at 7:38 PM on April 28, 2003

haha.. someone has way to much time on their hands.
posted by ZupanGOD at 10:45 PM on April 28, 2003