Wiener Art

June 28, 2003 6:15 PM

Fun things to do with your wiener. (Totally safe for work.)
posted by Wet Spot (7 comments total)

Kids! Stop playing with your food!
posted by ColdChef at 6:17 PM on June 28, 2003

I love the fact that Wet Spot posted this.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:27 PM on June 28, 2003

When I read the parenthetical note, I saw "(Totally not safe for work)." Wishful thinking?
posted by ArcAm at 6:49 PM on June 28, 2003

hey, but how did we live before Octodog? I mean, maybe (irony folks!) the Japanese want to carefully handcraft their dogs, but hey, here we're into efficiency (or is it laziness?) here in the US of A (irony off!) The handy-dandy Octodog device will make a weiner into an octopus in two seconds flat with no risk of nicks or cuts
posted by lisatmh at 8:14 PM on June 28, 2003

If you want to take it one step further, check out big men, little wieners.
posted by hipnerd at 10:35 PM on June 28, 2003

I can also make a worm :)
posted by ukamikanasi at 11:08 PM on June 28, 2003

Yes, the weiners are fine, but the important thing about Nippon Ham is that they sponsor a Pacific League baseball team called the Nippon Ham Fighters, which inspires in every American who runs across the name the immortal question "What's a ham fighter?"
posted by languagehat at 7:46 AM on June 29, 2003