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July 3, 2003 5:27 AM   Subscribe

Now that a certain disasterous movie is all but forgotten (everywhere but Robert DeNiro's bank account), here is the script that should have been produced:
The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show.
Two great tastes that taste great together...
posted by wendell (6 comments total)

 
I got a better idea. Instead of scrolling for 26 miles, how about we just go to Hollywood, point a sawed off shotgun at all the producers and get them to pledge to stop coming up with movie ideas by leafing through 30 year old TV Guides.

Thank You.
posted by jonmc at 5:45 AM on July 3, 2003


jon: nah, Hollywood will only understand something's practical use if it can be cut up on a mirror and snorted through a $100 bill.
posted by Dark Messiah at 6:39 AM on July 3, 2003


I think this movie, if made, could be the solution to all of the world's problems.
posted by fidelity at 9:13 AM on July 3, 2003


I think this movie, if made, could be the cause to all of the world's problems.

BULLWINKLE: What's the difference?
ROCKY: Well, a used car salesman is an untrustworthy double-dealer who lies and cheats, and Richard Nixon is...uh, never mind.


Ahah ah ahah ha.
No
posted by seanyboy at 9:29 AM on July 3, 2003


I got a better idea. Instead of scrolling for 26 miles, how about we just go to Hollywood, point a sawed off shotgun at all the producers and get them to pledge to stop coming up with movie ideas by leafing through 30 year old TV Guides.

Say, johnmc, that sounds like a pretty good idea for a movie. Maybe Tim Allen or Drew Carey for the part of the guy who finally does it....
posted by weston at 10:46 AM on July 3, 2003


Walken. Chris Walken.
posted by cortex at 2:30 PM on July 3, 2003


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