Begins with me in a red dress demonstrating different ways to take a pie in the face.
September 29, 2003 2:34 PM   Subscribe

"You men are visually stimulated creatures. Seeing a woman, in hot clothes, get pelted by pies is a rarity." Meet Phoebe Rodriguez everyone. Read her story, and of course, watch her videos (nsfw or pies)
posted by Peter H (30 comments total)


 
Begins with me in a red dress demonstrating different ways to take a pie in the face.
posted by Peter H at 2:35 PM on September 29, 2003


doesn't anyone just HAVE SEX anymore?
posted by UncleFes at 2:41 PM on September 29, 2003


I first saw a wet-and-messy alt.binaries group in the mid-nineties. It still seems strange.

If you think your, ahem, tastes are eccentric, the internet will make you feel normal all over again.
posted by spartacusroosevelt at 2:49 PM on September 29, 2003


so, uhm, they get naked in these videos and screw, right?

... now is this worse than the guy who wrote Roy Orbison clingwrap fanfiction?
posted by shadow45 at 3:09 PM on September 29, 2003


Nothing is stranger that the Roy Orbison Klingfilm stuff. Except I think that was an art piece of some sort. I think people kill kittens to this stuff.
posted by spartacusroosevelt at 3:13 PM on September 29, 2003


*Yawn*
posted by dg at 3:13 PM on September 29, 2003


Speaking of Orbison, creepiness, and sex, is there a creepier lyric than:

When we make love, you know we're making love
To everyone we've ever made love to
So when you take him down inside
Just know I'm there with you

And you may feel me crying
And oh, I hope you do
I'm out there somewhere all alone
with memories of you

posted by blueshammer at 3:14 PM on September 29, 2003


I'm at work so this comment won't be as detailed as I'd like. Suffice it to say there is -tons- of clown porn on the Internet. Not my cup of tea, but then I'm sure there are lots of things I like that others don't.
posted by alms at 3:17 PM on September 29, 2003


Well, it's weird, but it's not farting on cakes* weird.

*Text only, but still NSFW or anywhere else
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:36 PM on September 29, 2003


Her clothes don't look all that hot to me. At least not in those pictures.
posted by JanetLand at 3:37 PM on September 29, 2003


Des Peter (the poster of the site) get a cut or at least have his hair washed for putting up this commercial site?
posted by Postroad at 3:45 PM on September 29, 2003


mmmm..... pie.

/obvious joke
posted by Domain Master 666 at 3:45 PM on September 29, 2003


My fetish is better than your fetish.
posted by signal at 3:49 PM on September 29, 2003


Wow, porn for Three Stooges You Can't Do That on Television Sara Lee fans!
posted by UKnowForKids at 3:56 PM on September 29, 2003


This is when clowns go bad.

very bad.
posted by mathowie at 4:16 PM on September 29, 2003


My favorite in the genre is Joanna, an exuberant drag queen who gets dressed up and messed up in her own kitchen...not my taste, but she seems to have great fun.

The sploshy fetishes don't seem half as odd to me as the bog and quicksand people. Boggy Mania is a case in point, tho it is a geocities so if traffic sinks it, you might try Jiminy Thicket's Quicksand Home Page or Mudlover.com.

It's an amazingly diverse world out there and I am happy that the web allows people with specialized interests to find each other, which saves the less adventurous of us from some unfortunate dates.
posted by madamjujujive at 4:29 PM on September 29, 2003


[mother mode] What a waste! don't you know that there are children in the world who have no food at all! [/mother mode]
posted by dg at 4:46 PM on September 29, 2003


Ol' Pheobe's a bit on the skinny side for my taste. maybe she should try eating those pies...
posted by jonmc at 4:58 PM on September 29, 2003


"Des Peter (the poster of the site) get a cut "

getting a slice would be more appropriate
posted by matteo at 4:58 PM on September 29, 2003


""Des Peter (the poster of the site) get a cut "

getting a slice would be more appropriate


Only OJ knows the difference.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:37 PM on September 29, 2003


Ha, I receive no cut slice or shampoo. I fully support women's right to assault themselves in baked goods and pastries, however. Go girls, make your movies!
posted by Peter H at 6:20 PM on September 29, 2003


oh also, my thanks to spartacusroosevelt for decoding the WAM acronym. That's actually a lot milder than what i feared it might be!

My first thought is this is where people end up if, as a kid, they watched too many girls gets slimed on nickelodeon's DOUBLE DARE.
posted by Peter H at 6:30 PM on September 29, 2003


Well, now I know more than I used to. Well, at least that would explain Alanis Morissette.
posted by PrinceValium at 7:05 PM on September 29, 2003


I had the biggest crush on Moose when I was a kid. I doubt it was cuz she got slimed the most. Personally I prefer clean sex, cuz I'm just too lazy to clean up the cream and frosting afterwards. After awhile, it attracts flies.
posted by ZachsMind at 7:33 PM on September 29, 2003


oh god, MOOSE! jesus, i had forgotten.
i'm glad we're having this internet discussion. ha. damn she was hot!
(excuse the double dare instead of YC'tDTOTV reference) too funny
posted by Peter H at 7:48 PM on September 29, 2003


I had the biggest crush on Moose
damn she was hot!

Gents, she was called moose for a reason...

To be fair I may be biased by the fact that I bow to no man in my unmitigated loathing of YC'tDTOTV

Relentlessly, mercilessly, irredeemably...shit.

</derail>
posted by backOfYourMind at 6:14 AM on September 30, 2003


"Gents, she was called moose for a reason..."

What are you insinuating, kind sir (..or madam)! Why, I shall have to ask you to step outside so that I may defend my lady Moose's honor! I suggest we duel at ten paces with water pistols--

*SPLASH!*

Awww, damn. Never mind. I said water.

*SPLASH!*

Anybody in this thread got a towel?
posted by ZachsMind at 6:41 AM on September 30, 2003


Hooo, I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

Ah hell, yes I do. Good call, ZM.

But I'm begging you, really honest-to-god begging - please don't start making 'that's what's in the burgers' gags, or you'll be defending more than Moose's honour.

(which is more than she ever did, I hear)
posted by backOfYourMind at 6:50 AM on September 30, 2003


madamjujujive - oh joanna!
posted by Peter H at 8:35 AM on September 30, 2003


From crash's link: ...waiting patiently for the digestion gases to accumulate, then be thrust out of her body to meet the beneign cake. She told me she'd had the beans, so she was equiped with a lot of farts just to be proud of.

This reads like the fetish of a Nigerian email scammer.
posted by samuelad at 8:48 AM on September 30, 2003


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