International Jewish Conspiracy

November 14, 2003 9:56 AM

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posted by turbanhead (14 comments total)

Funniest thing I have experienced since my circumcision
posted by Postroad at 10:04 AM on November 14, 2003

very funny.
posted by specialk420 at 11:37 AM on November 14, 2003

Lyrics has found that despite the continued popularity of
the song written to promote them, few people do, in fact, have a nagilah.

*snork* (Of course, now the song is stuck in my head and only gathering a group of my friends and dancing in a circle will fix it...)
posted by dejah420 at 12:14 PM on November 14, 2003

specialk, what's funny about the site you linked? Seems (a) serious and (b) extremely reasonable to me. Of course I'm of Jewish heritage and therefore possibly just an agent of this conspiracy but I'd appreciate hearing your explanation.
posted by billsaysthis at 4:44 PM on November 14, 2003

Wanna get creeped out?

Here is the real thing.
posted by kablam at 6:18 PM on November 14, 2003

For years this guy was the only gentile we'd told about the conspiracy, but now I guess someone left our intranet accessible to the public.

Damn, back to square one.
posted by kickingtheground at 6:27 PM on November 14, 2003

specialk420, here's a hint: conspiracise are secret.

JINSA are obnoxious nutjobs, but they're public and open, and no worse than any other lobby group.
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 7:13 PM on November 14, 2003

Dang, kablam, that thing's like Find-A-Jew. I even found my father's boss in there. (My father himself didn't rate a mention; he's just a cog in the machine.)

turbanhead: cracked me up. Thanks.
posted by swerve at 7:50 PM on November 14, 2003

here's a hint: conspiracise are secret.

Not at all. Traditionally there is a big family party called a bris when we conspiracise a male child.
posted by zaelic at 2:56 AM on November 15, 2003

Which brings up the old gag that the Mohel only cuts off the foreskin of Reform Jews. On an Orthodox baby, he cuts off the foreskin and the aftskin.
posted by kablam at 6:22 PM on November 15, 2003

Those darn Jews!
posted by crunchburger at 6:29 PM on November 15, 2003

Those darn Jews!
I know! We're rascally--and lovable too! (like dennis the menace) ; >
posted by amberglow at 6:39 PM on November 15, 2003

Not having had the good fortune to be born into the world-domination business, I had to join up. The Jews can't keep taking all the credit for running the world.
posted by yhbc at 7:02 PM on November 15, 2003

kablam: you know the rules - we are not supposed to tell anybody outside of the conspiracy the dreaded mohel jokes! Once they hear those we are not lovable anymore.
posted by zaelic at 2:17 AM on November 16, 2003