86 Rules of Boozing
November 27, 2003 9:15 AM Subscribe
Modern Drunkard's 86 Rules of Boozing.
My favorite? 70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you're really drunk, the mothers.
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