Studies on the genealogy of the main Disney characters

November 30, 2003 2:03 PM

Disney Character Family Trees
posted by Orange Goblin (6 comments total)

Very interesting. I wonder of anyone has done the same thing for Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, etc.
posted by silverthorn at 3:27 PM on November 30, 2003

If you want to read some duck stories, go here.
Enjoy.
posted by signal at 3:35 PM on November 30, 2003

Holy crap, this is better than the Genealogical Chart of Greek Mythology!
posted by Zurishaddai at 3:52 PM on November 30, 2003

Inscrutable. Really.
posted by scarabic at 4:47 PM on November 30, 2003

Something's fishy, though. "Goofy" Geef (his last name), may have a red-headed son, but he has a *human* wife.
This means she did it with a dog, at least once.
But is she still into bestiality?
In one cartoon, Goofy stays home with the kid and tries to run the household. But it's notable for one curious running gag - whenever a deliveryman appears, Goofy opens the door - and is stunned to get a big kiss on the lips from the milkman, mailman, meatman, etc.
Garwsh!
Blushes from Goofy, gags from the deliverymen. He just gave a sloppy tongue kiss to a dog-man.
Ptui!
But that's the point. All the deliverymen are used to getting something from the woman who usually opens the door.

She cheats on her own damn dog.
posted by kablam at 7:13 PM on November 30, 2003

kablam: ew. Thanks.

I'll never see goofy the same way again, thanks to you.
posted by anastasiav at 9:12 PM on November 30, 2003