Jack Chick meets Cthulhu.

December 6, 2003 7:40 PM

Jack Chick meets Cthulhu.
posted by monju_bosatsu (20 comments total)

NOBODY CAN SAVE YOU.
WE WILL ALL BE EATEN.
posted by Pharkas at 8:37 PM on December 6, 2003

I'm still waiting for the film version of Shub Niggurath, Superstar.
posted by MrBaliHai at 8:42 PM on December 6, 2003

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Thank you for leading me to the truth. I will be eaten first!
posted by languagehat at 8:44 PM on December 6, 2003

[this is good]
posted by gd779 at 8:59 PM on December 6, 2003

More Chick parody here.
posted by protocool at 9:02 PM on December 6, 2003

Hastur Hastur Hastur
posted by spazzm at 9:04 PM on December 6, 2003

There will be an Elder Party 2004 nominating convention at GenCon on August 21, 2004. All are invited to come and nominate the Greater of All Evils as the Elder Party 2004 Candidate for President of the United States!

For more information, check out the Elder Party website.
posted by dragonmage at 9:37 PM on December 6, 2003

Brother, have you found The Yellow Sign?
posted by SPrintF at 9:49 PM on December 6, 2003

Cthulhu For President.
posted by homunculus at 10:59 PM on December 6, 2003

dragonmage: Greater of All Evils...? Too late, he's already the Preside.... Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, sorry :)
posted by kaemaril at 11:34 PM on December 6, 2003

Before September 11th I had planned to name my kid Abdul Alhazred Hindman. Now he'll be Johnny Patriot Hindman.
posted by Hildago at 12:01 AM on December 7, 2003

Tales of the Plush Cthulhu.
posted by eilatan at 12:07 AM on December 7, 2003

Genius.

But now I feel nauseous since it made me go back and read some on-line Chick tracts. I think it works so well because Chick and Lovecraft have a similar gift for the disturbing... sinister slimy supernatural influences insinuating themselves into the everyday world... ugh.
posted by TheophileEscargot at 1:21 AM on December 7, 2003

in this sensitive and enlightened community, i really don't expect to enter a thread like this and find my sensibilities assaulted by crude racist epithets like "Niggurath". so cut it out, you quivering girly vaginas.
posted by quonsar at 2:00 AM on December 7, 2003

Don't be such an Azatothole, quonsar.
posted by MrBaliHai at 5:17 AM on December 7, 2003

Don't be such an Azatothole, quonsar.

now that's the kind of comment I read this site for.
awesome.

nice link
posted by Busithoth at 6:21 AM on December 7, 2003

That was a hoot!
posted by Samizdata at 12:04 PM on December 7, 2003

oh, and happy holidays!
posted by whatnot at 2:34 PM on December 7, 2003

How to Survive in a Lovecraft Story.
posted by moonbiter at 2:52 PM on December 7, 2003

via Cthuugle, no doubt.
posted by bonehead at 4:08 PM on December 7, 2003