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December 29, 2003 1:47 PM   Subscribe

Paris Hilton and John Ashcroft are #1 and #2, respectively, on the list of fake names used by people ordering pizza. In other news, people with Dean bumper stickers on their car tip more than those with Bush bumper stickers. And 42 percent of Americans will have pizza on New Year's Eve, while only 2 percent will have caviar. (All this courtesy of a Domino's Pizza survey.)
posted by Vidiot (7 comments total)

 
I've heard bad things about New Year's Eve pizzas and what disgruntled employees cooped up inside the pizza place put on them, under the cheese....
posted by cardboard at 2:16 PM on December 29, 2003


first job i ever had was at a pizza place. always look under the cheese.
posted by quonsar at 2:35 PM on December 29, 2003


always look under the cheese.

Words to live by.
posted by wsg at 4:00 PM on December 29, 2003


This time of year, I always use the name Felice Navidad. Living in a largely Hispanic community as I do, they don't dare ask me if I'm joking.
posted by SPrintF at 7:43 PM on December 29, 2003


Thank god only 2% on the caviar! If it was more popular, it would get too expensive.
posted by Goofyy at 1:49 AM on December 30, 2003


Metafilter: always look under the cheese!
posted by palancik at 5:47 AM on December 30, 2003


I don't recall seeing any Dean (or Bush) for President for the 2004 election. The story doesn't mention who commissioned the study. Sounds very fake. Looks like the Reuters editors took the holiday week off and left the story selection to the college interns, and they pulled a fast one.
posted by Oxydude at 5:11 PM on December 30, 2003


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