My stupid daddy lost his digital camera in Houston so there haven't been as many updates.
I like to stay up late and watch Fox News and the History Channel with mommy and daddy.
"Between digging a big hole and crawling into it, then shooting any snake that comes near it leads me to believe that he has some unresolve issues with his mother. That he ate the snake leads me to assume he has unresolved issues with his father."—graventy
"Hmm. It starts off as a weird guy digging a hole but then gradually you realise his odd obsession with killing things -- first the mouse, hinting at what's to come, and then it's onto the birds and finally the snake. By the end, you're repulsed by the guy -- you go from cheering for him to cheering against him, and you're sort of glad to see his damn hole get flooded, but still a little sad to see it go.
It should be a play, or something, if you ask me. It's a great little story."—reklaw
"May 4th, 2004
Oh crap. I think im famous on the internet again. I got a whole bunch of emails from people telling me how great mey hole is. At first I thought that maybe the porn pics of me had gotten out on the internet (THATS A JOKE MOM!!) but then I realized they were talking about the hole in my back yard. Apparently, links to my story got posted on some web pages etc.
What? You ask how I was famous on the internet the first time?
Well, that involved me, firearms, a dead beaver, beer, and explosives that were applied to the aformentioned beaver. So, ummm, to avoid calls by the ATF and Dept. of Homeland Security and death threats by PETA wackos, thats all I'm going to say about that....
Anyway, my house is up for sale and wouldnt you know the realtors thought the hole justified its OWN picture and description on the web page?
The 6th pic down, caption of "Underground deer obersvation hut"
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