A sextillion ways to say I wanna bone you.

May 4, 2004 6:06 PM

1,300,925,111,156,286,160,896 ways to say Viagra.
posted by eyeballkid (19 comments total)

See, nobody seems to believe me when I try to convince them that this kind of shit is important.
posted by oog at 6:18 PM on May 4, 2004

*beautiful*
posted by rudyfink at 6:54 PM on May 4, 2004

Greg Knauss pops up everywhere!
posted by jragon at 6:56 PM on May 4, 2004

i feel the pain
*weeps
posted by jessica at 6:58 PM on May 4, 2004

Rob is a spiriitual hero.
posted by machaus at 7:07 PM on May 4, 2004

There are also 1,300,925,111,156,286,160,896 better ways to spend your time.
posted by banished at 7:17 PM on May 4, 2004

He miss "4" as a substitute for "A"

Obviously a geek and not very |337.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 7:35 PM on May 4, 2004

Does that mean I have to add 1,300,925,111,156,286,160,897 more messages to my junk filter to get rid of these?
posted by dg at 7:51 PM on May 4, 2004

dg, yes, I think that is the ultimate point of this post.
~sigh~
posted by MetalDog at 8:03 PM on May 4, 2004

A cookie for whoever comes up with a single regex for all of the variations.
posted by infidelpants at 8:25 PM on May 4, 2004

[this is gold]
posted by Dark Messiah at 8:56 PM on May 4, 2004

An interesting site that is, ultimately, just another tool for spam 'noids to use. I'm sure there are some spam geeks out there feverishly using all this information to create a little program to randomly generate a new way to say viagra.

What I wonder is if Pfizer took all of this into account when they named the little blue boner maker?
posted by fenriq at 9:15 PM on May 4, 2004

infidel -- OCR.
posted by effugas at 9:16 PM on May 4, 2004

When electronic mail was first developed, it was devised for one purpose, and one purpose only: To peddle pills of Viagra.

LOL!
posted by Down10 at 9:34 PM on May 4, 2004

Holy cow Cockeyed.com rocks!! Been reading that site for years now...
posted by wfrgms at 10:41 PM on May 4, 2004

An interesting site that is, ultimately, just another tool for spam 'noids to use. I'm sure there are some spam geeks out there feverishly using all this information to create a little program to randomly generate a new way to say viagra.

i think they had such a program long before that site was put up. the way spam is frequently intentionally mispelled is clearly algorithmic. ditto with the nonsense word bayes-beating attempts too.
posted by juv3nal at 12:38 AM on May 5, 2004

And my filtering currently nails all that... For now that is...
posted by Samizdata at 1:29 AM on May 5, 2004

Excellent. And it allows me gratuitously to repost the 600 names of Brotny Spears (previously posted here).
posted by carter at 6:02 AM on May 5, 2004

Samizdata - Care to share your secret?
posted by TungstenChef at 11:49 AM on May 5, 2004